ASMODEUS $ INFXNATUM - Tumblr Posts
"Because he's one hundred percent babygirl."
He's rolling up his sleeves.
$ @infxnatum
Mammon reaches up to grab those two annoying feathers sticking out of Ozzie's damn head and gives them a good yank. "I'll fucking show you whose babygirl you fucking stupid pigeon!"
"Babygirl's invited me to the gun show it seems."
"Well yes, when I rail someone it's going to hurt."
Mammon is regretting this. Somewhat. He can't help rolling his eyes though, "I'll think I'll be more than fine, thank you very much. Any other idiotic things you want to say or should I get down on my knees?" Crosses his arms.
$ @infxnatum
The outstretched hand is given a rather distasteful glare. Leave it to Ozzie to make this insufferable to the last second. If he wanted to he could simply not shake his hand and walk away from this, but Mammon isn't one to back away from a challenge nor a deal. Black-colored arm reaches out towards theirs and grasps their hand, giving it a tight squeeze.
Just as pink and blue smoke had began to form when Ozzie struck the deal, Mammon's own green and gold smoke joins in with the mixture of colors, sealing their deal.
"For your information... I rarely spit to begin with." He utters with a sharp-tooth smirk.
"Not yet, because it's not an official deal, right?" Ozzie holds out his large hand, pink and blue smoke curling around it. "An exchange of giving each other some delightful head....with swallowing~" He wanted the most out of this deal, both ways.
As soon as he's referred to 'babygirl' once more, Mammon retracts his hand and growls, "I didn't agree to being called that." He didn't exactly disagree with being called that either but why is Ozzie so hellbent on calling him that stupid nickname?
The Sin pulls away from Ozzie's touch, teeth barely missing as they snap at him in a threatening display. "If you're going to keep calling me that then you're going to have to force me to suck you off. You know how to be rough don't you?"
A small huff, "Put me down on my knees like a proper babygirl."
As soon as their hands made contact, and their smoke intermixed. Ozzie knew the deal was done. Beak curled into a smarmy grin as he looked down at the slightly shorter sin. Breaking the grip, he raised the same hand to rest on Mammon's cheek.
"Good to know...now's the part where you get on your knees, babygirl." The sin of Greed should have added some extra conditions to their deal. Now he couldn't back out.
"Better than moaning like a little bitch."
"I didn't realize we were still talking about you."
$ @infxnatum
"It would take one to know one, wouldn't it?"
"And you use childish comebacks. Makes sense why you sound like a bitch now."
"You're just butthurt and insecure. Not my fault."
"Strange to think we're the same age...you sound like you're twelve."
"....You always have to resort to sexual innuendos don't you."
"Not nearly as hurt as your butt every time we get together."
"Keep telling yourself that."
"I'm just stating a fact~"
"There's nothing to be embarrassed about considering it rarely if ever happens but I like it when you try."
"Sounds like someone's embarrassed about it~"
"Tsh... I don't care just about sex you know."
"Not my fault you're such a prude~ Sucks because I'm one of few who will ever do it with you."
"IT'S ALL YOU EVER BRING UP AROUND ME!"
"And yet you talk about it almost as much as I do."
"I-" A pause, clenches his teeth together, "...Oh you're impossible."
"I didn't bring it up this time."
"I'm going to punch you."
"Impossibly good looking~"
"When has that stopped you before?"
"I'm going to be nice and not say what I was thinking."
Ozzie is going to peck Mammon's cheek like a woodpecker
Waves his hand, eyes narrowing some, "Don't you have some work to do? Seem to have a lot of free time to come and annoy me..."
$ @infxnatum
"Don't you have someone else to annoy then if that's the case? You got like 5 other sins to fucking bother than just me." Mammon takes a step to the side, creating some space between the two of them; his tail beginning to lightly twitch behind him.
"What's your fucking fascination with me anyways? I'm used to you bothering me now and then, but you've been doing it more frequently as of late..."
"That's because my ring is very efficient and runs itself for the most part. Leaving me to do what pleases me... which is annoying you right now."
"That's because they're too busy kissing your ass." The Sin sticks his tongue out some in a childish display before allowing the rather long black forked appendage slide back into his mouth.
"So we were never close before and now all of a sudden you... want to be?" He lets out a chuckle as he crosses his arms, "Oh that's not suspicious at all. Nope."
"What's the real reason you're bothering me, Ozzie?"
"Because I don't get these wonderful reactions from any of the others. They don't really get annoyed like you do." There was also a bit of spite in regards to Fizz involved.
"Perhaps it's because we were never really close, and I'm interested in being around you. I just can't help being a pest in your presence."
Mammon's features soften some if only by a fraction. Ozzie... enjoys his company? He finds that hard to believe. The others usually avoid him and for good reason. The fact someone can actually tolerate being around him is something his mind can't seem to fathom.
"You're not just saying all this just to get something from me, are you? Whatever it is, I'm not giving it to you. Not for free anyways..." The tension in his shoulders lessens, demeanor a little more relaxed than prior. He still seems to be on guard somewhat, just in case.
"Or sleeping...or just ignoring me." Only Bee and Lucifer had positive relationships with him, the rest were pretty neutral. Satan had a positive lean of sorts.
The desire to grab that tongue and just yank it was high. "We come from the same place. We've been around for the same amount of time...and yet we barely know each other."
"I enjoy your company, in some way~"