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Somewhat friendly reminder that Welt Yang doesn't sleep. He just... doesn't. You're not waking up in the middle of the night and finding Dan Heng, you're finding Welt walking on the fucking ceiling because gravity is his bitch

SPOILERS FOR THE 2.1 UPDATE IN HSR

Himeko: The only people we can trust are ourselves March: I'm so glad we have our crew!

Welt, not five minutes later: Acheron you don't tell anyone but me about what you find out. Acheron: What about the crew? Welt: Did I fucking stutter?

NEW HEADCANON UNLOCKED

March 7th (because of memory loss) and Trailblazer (because of being less than a year old) never got the talk. They don't know what sex is. They don't know how babies are made. Everyone they meet thinks they know. They do not know. March even had Welt and Himeko fooled for a while, and even though they did eventually find out, they figured she wasn't having sex yet or planning on it any time soon and if she was, they'd know about it (because she can't shut up) (that's affectionate btw I love her). They continued this with the Trailblazer (who is completely and utterly bitchless. They have negative bitches. You're all delusional if you think TB gets hoes.)

Dan Heng has not figured this out yet (which is incredibly surprising to all involved). None of the people of either Belobog (where sex is simply not talked about) or the Luofu (where sex isn't super taboo but you're probably not telling the General about your sex life) have figured this out. Herta has a hunch about TB that she has shared with Screwllum. Both are trying very very hard to keep Ruan Mei from ruining TB's innocence.

EVERY FRIEND GROUP HAS THE

PERSUASIVE WOMAN (HOT)

OLD-ASS MAN

TEAL-THEMED WARRIOR OF A BYGONE AGE TRYING TO LEAD A CALM AND NORMAL LIFE AWAY FROM THEIR PAST IDENTITY THOUGH CAN NEVER ESCAPE IT ENTIRELY

CLOWN (IN DENIAL)

BEAST OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN

BOMB TUPPERWARE

Caelus asking the important questions, even pompom jumped in.

Grandpa is talking about his war trauma again.

Been catching up to HI3 lore, I’m still extremely behind but I’m enjoying the game so far :D

anyone else get bored and take morality quizes as chracters they like? No? Just me? Anyways heres the results

(more precise info under cut)

here's the quizz in question btw: https://www.idrlabs.com/moral-alignment/test.php

and the more precise results!

The lawful good peeps are,

March 7th (100% good 39.2% lawful),

and Welt (85% good 47.5% lawful)

Acording to the testn; people who are Lawful Good believe that an orderly, strong society with a moral government can work to make life better for the great majority of the people. When the laws are fair, the people respect them,and try to help one another, humanity as a whole prospers. Therefore, people who are Lawful Good strive for a social order that will bring the greatest benefit to everyone and cause the least harm. Lawful Good personalities may sometimes find themselves faced with the dilemma of whether to obey the law or do good when the two conflict. For example, when upholding the law of the land would lead to unfairness or harm or when there is a conflict between two orders of what is right, such as between the ways of their community and the law of the government.

the Neutral good queen is Himeko (47.5% good and 30.8% chaotic)

According to the test being neutral good is for people who are guided by their conscience and typically act altruistically, with only secondary regard for whether their actions are lawful or in line with cultural expectations or traditions. Neutral Good individuals have no problems with what is lawful as such, and nor are they rebels by nature, but they believe in furthering kindness and good deeds through whatever means seem necessary to them. If fostering good means supporting an organized society, then that is what must be done. If good can only come about through the overthrow of the existing social order, then so be it. For many who are Neutral Good, insistence on either lawfulness or rebellion is seen as detriments to or distractions from the greater goal of promoting true kindness in the world.

Obviously the trash racoons where gonna be chaotic good so Caelus and Stelle both score 68.3% in the good catergory and 43.3% in the chaotic department (lower then I thought tbh-)

this implies that

The are strong individualists marked by a streak of benevolence. They believe in the greater good and being kind to others but have little use for laws and regulations. Their actions are guided by their own moral compass which, although benevolent, may not always align with the rest of society. They place a high value on freedom, not only for themselves but for others as well. Chaotic Good individuals intend to do what is right, but their methods are generally disorganized and may lead to conflict when they come into contact with those who prefer extensive organization and planning.

and least but not least the grumpy man in true neutral Dan Heng (22.5% good and 14.2% lawful)

Meaning that people who are true neutral such as Mr. Dan Heng himself believe in the ultimate balance of forces, and they refuse to see actions as either good or evil. True Neutral individuals do their best to avoid siding too strongly with any one force, whether that force is good or evil, lawful or chaotic. For this reason, True Neutral personalities sometimes find themselves drawn into rather peculiar alliances, friendships, and life paths. To a great extent, they side with the underdog, sometimes even changing sides as the previous loser becomes the winner. Such people often see good, evil, chaos, and laws as simply prejudices that lead to dangerous extremes. Like the Taoist masters of ancient China, they tend to believe that the universe functions best when the light and the dark, the yin and the yang, are in balance.

Anyways thats all and I'm still bored so expect our buds the stelleron hunters soon