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*kicks down ur door*

May I request Yandere SCP 035 with a D-Class Reader who has a sense of dark humor 👁👁. You can ignore this if you don’t want to, lol-

Yandere SCP 035 With D-Class S/O who has a Love of Dark Humor

× Oh, he is going to love you to death! He says fucked up shit, and if it gets even a chuckle out of you he'll continue until the interview is over. Researchers try to explain to you that you can't laugh at what he says, otherwise nothing will get done. But either way, you keep laughing, and he keeps telling joke after joke in hopes you laugh harder. It's been so long since he's had a good audience, you see and he just loves to entertain, especially those who enjoy the performance!

× He's never had such a captivating person, a D-Class nonetheless have genuine enjoyment with the jokes he makes, seeing as it's not everyone's taste in comedy, so it's nice to have a like minded person who can appreciate his humor. But a part of him wonders how dark you are willing to go until it's not funny anymore. How about a joke about a D-class getting a foot amputated to feed an SCP? Or maybe you wouldn't mind a bit of body horror or modification, where he'll twist his host's neck or bend a finger until it snaps?

× His charming nature does really help with helping jokes land, but when they do fall flat he can't help but feel disappointed that you didn't laugh. Keeps mental notes about what doesn't make you laugh and makes sure to use whatever upset you. Whether it is the setup, the topic or even the way he said it. Will actually ask you what about the joke fell flat so he can improve next time.

"What went wrong on that one? I thought it was pretty good, I mean, I nailed the timing and everything!"

× If you ever get forced to put on the mask he will be royally pissed, I mean what is he supposed to do? His properties are out of his control, he can't control the fact that after a while you get tempted to put on him. He can't control the fact you pick him up and place him on your head, ultimately killing you on sight. And he certainly can't help the fact that the black goo coming down his face speeds up rapidly with his frown.

× But on a lighter note, he's not going to let that happen, ever. He, despite being a mask, is wonderful at convincing employees that doing that will cause great harm to the foundation, probably because they know he means it. He'll be unstable, and they'd rather keep him as alive as possible, seeing as though there is much research to be done with the specimen.

× If he were to break out, you're the first he's coming for. You are the perfect audience to witness his escape, and he can't wait to light up your face with jokes he thought up before breaking containment. You wouldn't want to miss his greatest performance yet, it's got romance, humor, bloodshed, everything needed in a wonderful story such as this! And best of all? He's gotten you front row seats to it all~

"Come along, my dear (Y/N), you wouldn't want to miss the show! It'll be jaw-dropping, hair-raising, ELECTRIFYING!My best performance yet, and I don't want you to miss a single second of it!~"