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Intimate Services: Featuring Expenses!Loki

You work in the administration department for Stark Industries in their London office, processing a slew of business expenses for everyone connected to The Avengers. One dismal Tuesday morning, you catch an out-of-policy item that you absolutely cannot let slide. A transaction with the label ‘Intimate Services’ by one Loki Laufeyson.

Words: 5,000 Contains: Fluff, flirting and comfort. Arrogant and mildly defensive Loki, if you squint.

Warnings: Strong language throughout. Sexual references. An ending so sweet it’ll give you tooth rot. A/N: Special special thanks to @lokisgoodgirl​, who not only helped birth Expenses!Loki, but also helped me understand how to write Loki out-of-Asgard and what his demeanour would be like and how we could get him to soften. Thank you LGG, I love you!! 

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Intimate Services. Fucking hell. This guy’s literally hiring escorts on the company’s dime.

You closed the spreadsheet with Loki Laufeyson’s transactions for the past month, and reviewed the email in your drafts.

You proof-read your words for what was surely the 46th time, eyes flitting across the screen rapidly from left to right, before returning to the top of the email to once again scrutinize your introduction.

Dear Loki,

No, too romantic.

Loki Laufeyson.

With a full-stop? As an intro? Too aggressive. I’m way too British for that.

Good afternoon Sir,

Too impersonal. And Sir? What is it, 1893?

Hi Mr. Loki,

Fuck it. That’ll do. He’s probably not even awake, it’s the middle of the night in New York.

Right. Fine.

Just fucking send it.

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