Baaulp - Tumblr Posts
baaulp is so cool
baaulpisms of rage from the 1st scorpy mario party stream
because i think they are funy
yoshi has no coins
that's not fair!!! NOT FAIR NOT FAIR!! GIVE ME COINS SO I CAN GET ANOTHER STAR
i hate donkey kong that brute
yoshi gonna win now (moaning noise)
NOOO YOSHI WANTS MORE COINS (yoshi whaaat sticker)
god dammit EVERYONE GETS SO MANY MORE COINS THAN ME :(
i hope my enemies fail.
I DONT GET ANY COINSSSS
YO WHERE IS HE WHERE'S THAT RAT (trog)
don't look at the screen (while he's in 1st)
i hate this stupid idiot. who sanctioned this race
(groaning in agony while giving coins to the koopa bank)
i hate not being in first :(
AW JUST TAKE YOUR FUCKIN TURN
EVERYONE TELL BOWSER TO HIT HER (holly)
NOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHY DID I BUY THIS GAME
this [minigame] is emasculating
(while buying a star) this doesn't put me in 1st place so im still not happy
i hope i win
(wailing in agony as he lands on a red space)
OH NOOO I NEED TO WIN COINS
trog: that was stressful / baaulp: NO IT WASNT SHUT UP IM LOSING
NOOOOOO WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TURNS
NOOOO EVERYONE'S PULLING AHEAD OF MEEEE
i hate this i hate this SO much
YOSHI CRY....
trog: that's pretty good for me / baaulp: no. no it isnt. dont look
(after holly buys a pipe) NO. WHY DO THEY EVEN OFFER THAT
aaaugh just get the--WHY ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING AT THE MAP
(in the tone of a child throwing a tantrum) I'M IN LAST
(wailing in agony again as scorpy gets a star)
THIS IS THE FINAL TURN HOW AM I GONNA WIN???
im bringing this up in rtvs congress
bonus from part 2
i hope you get a septum piercing and a baboon rips it out

I made an edited down version of ai-dventure call as an editing pet project it's 2 hours 30 min long and I added in some ad breaks and transitions, enjoy!