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I am working on a playlist. A wonderful, awful playlist. The goal is to design the playlist that is as irritating as possible to the broadest possible range of music listeners. For example, though I am fond of quite a broad range of jazz styles there will most certainly be jazz included specifically for those folks who find it annoying. I would like as many suggestions for songs and genres that you personally strongly dislike or that you have noticed other people tend to dislike as possible. DMs are open if you have music you are ashamed to admit publicly that you have listened to.

I am currently trying to find:

The worst metal music you have ever heard

The worst hip-hop music you have ever heard

The worst country music you have ever heard

The worst classical music you have ever heard

Something you find deeply unsettling or that inspires genuine fear

Especially if this particular piece of music is considered terrible by many fans of the genre.

But anything you have ever hated is very much appreciated.

Here is a sneak peek at some of the bad things I plan to do:

Pick a song to play four times in a row, play another song, then play it two more times

Follow metal music with whale sounds

Play The Final Countdown at random intervals

4 minutes and 33 seconds

Sandwich an upbeat jazz piece between two white noise tracks that are no shorter than six minutes

Lowercase music

Some songs that make a lot of people cry followed by something with heavy synthesizer and/or hard rock

Christian rock

Follow calming ambient music with something loud. What sort of loud thing is as yet undecided

Christmas music. I’m currently considering something off Julie Andrew’s Christmas album as well as something off the Barenaked Ladies holiday album and perhaps a third other thing

WAP

Bird calls

If I succeed it will be unsuitable for all audiences.