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I have nothing to looooooose :D :D

toasted everything bagel, jalepeno cream cheese, sliced cucumber

Hello, this is Yuyuko, from the Touhou project. Do you have anything for me to eat?

sorry i don't have a real-life bagel. i figured because yuyuko is not a real-life being that not a real-life being that non-real-life bagels may suffice:

bagel(?)

"i'm doing as all algebraic geometers do: i draw real pictures and think complex"

you get bagel

i get the bagel

Telling my cat if he doesn’t shape up, I’m going to inject him into the quotient torus

Thinking about making a bagel in the shape of a Mobius strip so that when you slice it in half you get a longer bagel

remembering that octopus brains are donut shaped cause their esophagus goes thru the middle of their head and sometimes they die from brain damage from meal too big, and saying a long prayer before bed every night that if something like that happens to me i will be able to handle it gracefully

Yall know its going down