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Salutations Everyone so um The new bastard vs zombies video came out.... Guess who has random thoughts about it.... ME!
1. Hipswitch Is definitely the father of the group. Hes taking care of his little gremlins ( Albus and Doc but mostly Attila, and now the listener.)
2. If Hipswitch ever had a partner he would call them the classic nicknames like Darlin, Sweetheart, Sugar, Baby.
A little thing I thought of is that when albus or Doc and Attila get in trouble Hipswitch Sends them to the time out corner for 5 to 20 minutes but mostly 5 to 10 because hes a big softie.
Also Hipswitch has scary dog privilege.
Bro Hipswitch Looks like Spider Noir from spiderman into the spider verse prove me wrong.
Anyways this whole thing was basically about Hipswitch soooo uh yea :)
DAMN SHAWTY GOT NICE NAILS!
Bbg just got them done-
DAMN SHAWTY GOT NICE NAILS!
Bbg just got them done-
Hello everyone! So I decided to draw @piffany666 bastard vs zombies listener design!
I'm sorry I didnt get to color it 😭
Hello everyone! So I decided to draw @piffany666 bastard vs zombies listener design!
I'm sorry I didnt get to color it 😭
💫Heres my introduction bc why not :D💫
(Just a heads up If I said anything bad or offended anyone in anyway I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to offend or say anything bad so again I'm so sorry)
Hi my names Olivia, my nicknames are Liv and Livvy, but you can also call me Oliver or Ollie! I go by she/her pronouns but I'm questioning if I should go by all pronouns :)!
My favorite food: CHICKEN😋🍗
My favorite drink: Any sweet drinks!
My least favorite food: Broccoli, I'm sorry but I tried to like it but Everytime I try to eat it I gag- 😭🥦
Least favorite drink: Tea..... Again I'm so so sorry I tried to like it but I just cant get around it. I'm not the biggest fan of bitter drinks.... I'm sorry again 😭
Favorite Audio/ASMR Series: Magic of the heart and Bastard vs Zombies by goodboyaudios! :D
Fav color: Teal🟢🔵
Random Things I like :) : Weirdcore, Dreamcore, Art, ASMR/Audios, Sanrio, Fantasy, Sci-fi, Fashion, Shopping, Clowns, Greek mythology, Alternative fashion, Pop music🎵
Artist I like: Barelyhuman, Odetari, Ayesha, Olivia Rodrigo, Caleb Hyles🎵
💫Heres my introduction bc why not :D💫
(Just a heads up If I said anything bad or offended anyone in anyway I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to offend or say anything bad so again I'm so sorry)
Hi my names Olivia, my nicknames are Liv and Livvy, but you can also call me Oliver or Ollie! I go by she/her pronouns but I'm questioning if I should go by all pronouns :)!
My favorite food: CHICKEN😋🍗
My favorite drink: Any sweet drinks!
My least favorite food: Broccoli, I'm sorry but I tried to like it but Everytime I try to eat it I gag- 😭🥦
Least favorite drink: Tea..... Again I'm so so sorry I tried to like it but I just cant get around it. I'm not the biggest fan of bitter drinks.... I'm sorry again 😭
Favorite Audio/ASMR Series: Magic of the heart and Bastard vs Zombies by goodboyaudios! :D
Fav color: Teal🟢🔵
Random Things I like :) : Weirdcore, Dreamcore, Art, ASMR/Audios, Sanrio, Fantasy, Sci-fi, Fashion, Shopping, Clowns, Greek mythology, Alternative fashion, Pop music🎵
Artist I like: Barelyhuman, Odetari, Ayesha, Olivia Rodrigo, Caleb Hyles🎵
So I was watching a video where this person was comforting you and you and them were gonna got to McDonalds, but anyways that made me think of Bastard vs zombies so heres most of the squad as children accpet Hipswitch, going to McDonald's
Hipswitch: Okay Kids tell the nice lady what you want.
Lil kid albus: GENOCIDE
Hipswitch: 1 Albus how do you know that word, and 2 no
*They got there McDonald's*
Hipswitch: Attila you need to eat your food before you play with your toy, okay?
Lil bean Attila: No DAD!
*Hipswitch grabs the toy*
Lil bean Attila: LET ME PLAY WITH MY NEW TOY! IT BELONGS TO MEEE!
Lil kid albus: I SHOVED A WHOLE GOGURT UP MY NOSEE
Hipswitch: Oh my god-
*The listener just eating there food sitting next to Hipswitch
And yes I did use some lines from the new bastard vs zombies episode
So I was watching a video where this person was comforting you and you and them were gonna got to McDonalds, but anyways that made me think of Bastard vs zombies so heres most of the squad as children accpet Hipswitch, going to McDonald's
Hipswitch: Okay Kids tell the nice lady what you want.
Lil kid albus: GENOCIDE
Hipswitch: 1 Albus how do you know that word, and 2 no
*They got there McDonald's*
Hipswitch: Attila you need to eat your food before you play with your toy, okay?
Lil bean Attila: No DAD!
*Hipswitch grabs the toy*
Lil bean Attila: LET ME PLAY WITH MY NEW TOY! IT BELONGS TO MEEE!
Lil kid albus: I SHOVED A WHOLE GOGURT UP MY NOSEE
Hipswitch: Oh my god-
*The listener just eating there food sitting next to Hipswitch
And yes I did use some lines from the new bastard vs zombies episode
I thought this meme fit them soooo....
Mahatma: Thank you for shopping at walmart, your total will be uhhh... 5,095 dollars and 56 cents do you want a receipt?
Albus: No, but can I kiss the employee?
Attila: NO!
Hipswitch: What the hell is going on over here Doc?
Mahatma: Oh sorry boss I just sneezed ha ha ha
Albus: I'm still waiting
Attila: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ZEST FEST!
Hipswitch: Your fired
I thought this meme fit them soooo....
Mahatma: Thank you for shopping at walmart, your total will be uhhh... 5,095 dollars and 56 cents do you want a receipt?
Albus: No, but can I kiss the employee?
Attila: NO!
Hipswitch: What the hell is going on over here Doc?
Mahatma: Oh sorry boss I just sneezed ha ha ha
Albus: I'm still waiting
Attila: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ZEST FEST!
Hipswitch: Your fired
Hello! I wanted to do a art challenge so I decided that I would come up with one... So I thought what if I mixed different GBA characters to make one character. And in order to get the characters I spun a wheel that had most of the GBA characters and this is what I got!
Looks: okami and odin
Color palette: Tyr, Hipswitch, Merrian
Personality: odin, merrian, and zed
Age: Kalamos (18)
Style: Albus
Height: makkaro (5'9)
Species: Kravatas (Demon)
Alrighty! Now here is what they all look like together!!
This was fun!
I hope you guys have a good day/night/afternoon❤❤❤
Hello! I wanted to do a art challenge so I decided that I would come up with one... So I thought what if I mixed different GBA characters to make one character. And in order to get the characters I spun a wheel that had most of the GBA characters and this is what I got!
Looks: okami and odin
Color palette: Tyr, Hipswitch, Merrian
Personality: odin, merrian, and zed
Age: Kalamos (18)
Style: Albus
Height: makkaro (5'9)
Species: Kravatas (Demon)
Alrighty! Now here is what they all look like together!!
This was fun!
I hope you guys have a good day/night/afternoon❤❤❤
Alright everyone I have a question, if we put all these characters in a bar whose getting the most people/ladies/ bitches?
Alright everyone I have a question, if we put all these characters in a bar whose getting the most people/ladies/ bitches?
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"Oh no I lost my headphones, I can't listen to this audio until I find them!"
Listen to them on speaker you coward.
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"Oh no I lost my headphones, I can't listen to this audio until I find them!"
Listen to them on speaker you coward.