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Whumptober 2023

Day 28: "Don't make a promise you can't keep" [x Raju]
He was late, again. You were stuck sitting at home, waiting up far too late for someone who clearly wasn't as interested in this relationship as you were. Instead of putting yourself out, you headed to bed. No note to explain, just a plate of food in the microwave because you knew Raju was on his way.
Landing lightly in the living room, Raju wondered why you weren't up. It wasn't that late, surely it wasn't. But as he floated through the house, the only trace that you had been up, or even home was a plate of food. The last place he would check was the bedroom, but given how otherwise quiet the house was... Raju was a little afraid of what he might discover in there.
Trying to shake this feeling of dread, Raju opened the bedroom door. He eased up once he noticed you were the only figure in the bed. But he was puzzled as to why you went to bed.
And why were there tissues on his side of the bed?
Lacking any tack or self-awareness, Raju gently prodded you awake. Only just being able to make out the tearstains down your face as you rose, turning to look at him with one of the most bitter looks across your face.
"[Name], what's going on here? Why did you go to bed so early? I thought--"
"You're just late. Not everyone can stay up till midnight and go to work on three or four hours of sleep Raju."
You sounded far more bitter than you looked. It left Raju feeling like he was dealing with a wild animal, not his lover.
"I'm sorry, I didn't realize." He settled onto the bed, "I'll try to--"
"Don't make a promise you can't keep." You huffed, laying back down, facing away from him, "Cause I don't want to hear it."
Raju wanted to argue, he wanted to force you to accept what he said. But even he knew you were right. He'd said things like this before... lied like this before. But he still meant to try and be a better partner to you.
Actions always would speak louder than words though...
Flufftober 2023

Day 29: Sending Favorite Flowers [x Klaus]
Standing in the office scratching his head, Klaus pondered over who could have sent flowers to the office. And how.
Only a select few people could even access the office of Libra. Let alone deliver things right into the...
"-and I know Klaus, he'll be stubborn about taking care of himself."
What were you doing here?
"Mrx. please, isn't this excessive?" Gilbert was clearly trying to talk sense but, "I'm certain Master Klaus will appreciate all this. Though you being in the building could cause trouble with certain operatives."
"It's late Mr. Gilbert." You retorted, "Who else would be in the office other than Klaus and Steven? Unless you're telling me K.K. is lurking. And the worst that would do is make a mess."
Gilbert was caught. You knew a little too much for someone who didn't know what Libra was. But Klaus was somewhat frozen as you nudged open the door. Carrying a small potted flower in one hand, and a picnic basket in the other.
"L-Liebling?" Klaus forced himself to move, "What's all this?"
Barely making it to the coffee table with your things before Klaus attempted to help, you almost dropped the small chamomile bush. Holding onto both a little tighter for a split second before Klaus adjusted his approach.
"You told me about how much work you had left." You straightened up, "And I know how stubborn you and Steven can be, so I'm just making sure you both get something decent to eat."
Pointing at the small flowering bush, "And I found this at the flower shop. Thought you'd like it, especially for fresh chamomile tea right before it withers."
Hiding the slight pink blush behind a large hand, Klaus didn't get a chance to respond before Steven left his office. The tired, older man followed his nose to the picnic basket, not fully registering that you were in here at all. And not honestly caring, Steven knew you weren't a threat to Libra. Klaus likely wouldn't be with you if you were a danger in the first place.
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Klaus could barely stop looking at the small plant by morning. To the point that Zapp attempted to tease him about it. An attempt that fell on deaf ears, even as Klaus's face lit up over who gave him these cute little flowers.
Whumptober 2023

Day 29: "Please open your eyes" [x Leo]
It was getting more and more difficult to tell reality from his ability to see the future. Leo couldn't count the number of times he'd had nightmares about very real feeling funerals and even he couldn't tell if it was just his eyes letting him glimpse the future based on his fears, or if he was just imagining what it would be like.
But the worst ones had to involve you... and Michella, but Leo was so much more worried about you as he sat up panting.
Not helping matters was that you were in a coma at the hospital. Despite Dr. Estevez telling him everything was perfectly okay, Leo still feared the worst. He worried you'd never wake up or be able to open your eyes again.
After the demon beast targeted your head, slashing around your eyes, things felt like that day all over again. Except this time, he had tried to stop what was happening and very likely made everything worse.
But Leo headed right to the hospital first thing the next morning. He needed to see you, to check up on you. Nothing about his day would feel right if he didn't. Especially with how much he seemed to be competing with Klaus to visit you. Though, that was just Klaus being an overconcerned boss more than anything, Leo knew he would show up for anyone in that situation.
Sitting next to your bed, this felt like the one morning Leo was completely alone. Dr. Estevez had removed some more bandages as your face healed. Leo could see the fading scar marks against what they used to be. The image of such deep, blood-red marks shimmered in his vision just over the smaller, lighter-than-skin-tone marks you'd carry around for the rest of your life.
"I love you [Name]." Leo couldn't stop himself from muttering at you, hoping you'd hear him, "I love you so much. Please, open your eyes. Please."
As much as Leo would have loved to continue, Klaus had arrived and sadly Leo had an early shift at Dogamo's. But he would return... once he was off, Leo would be back to try and help you wake up.
Flufftober 2023

Day 30: "I'm not the villain..." [x Raju]
You were dodging some peculiar people lately. It was quite unnerving to see such tall men trailing you all the time. For the longest time, you couldn't help but wonder why they were tailing you, to the point you'd called on Raju just about as soon as you noticed them.
"[Name]?" He landed lightly, perching on his cane, "What's wrong? Why do you keep calling me back here?"
"The tall red and black-haired men behind me."
Raju glanced and sure enough, he recognized the two men following you. Though why they would was also beyond him, you weren't much of a threat after all. Unlike most blood breeds you kept to yourself and barely drank blood.
Of course you didn't even realize you were a blood breed, outside of the fact that sunlight seemed to hurt. But when you complained about it, it was never 'I turned into a vampire.' and always 'I'm just suddenly allergic to the sun.' It was completely weird to Raju how someone could be so disillusioned by their own turning.
Unfortunately, Raju kept forgetting to warn Libra of the peaceful blood breed... that he so happened to be dating...
"I'll have a word with them." Raju squeezed your shoulder, "Don't worry."
You nodded, while the situation at large made you a little uncomfortable, you knew you could trust Raju. It would simply be a matter of time before all this was sorted out.
As you sat at home, pondering why for the millionth time, Raju floated in the window. He seemed rather annoyed, if he had legs he'd be stomping around. But before you could ask, Raju was practically sitting in your lap. It was thoroughly strange.
"There are several things I must tell you [Name]." He huffed, "In order for you to understand why those two were following you."
Nodding, you listened to what felt like an entire history class's worth of information. Raju had long since told you that you were a blood breed, or what you considered a vampire. But the way he explained it, you were starting to feel uneasy, Raju was telling you how he hunted creatures like you.
It made you wonder why you were any different.
"[Name], I'm not the villain of your story." Raju gently brushed your cheek, "I know I've hunted other blood breeds, how I've treated them might make our relationship seem tainted and strange. But I'm not the villain of your story. Of theirs, most certainly, but not yours."
You looked off into the middle distance. Trying to make odds and ends of... everything. But your mind was wholly blank. You didn't know what to think, or if you could continue to trust Raju.
But, he wasn't anything like what he'd described himself as. He never seemed to be a fang hunter around you... and... it didn't help that he was your only real source of comfort.
Whumptober 2023

Day 30: "What part of me wasn't enough?" [x Zed]
You paced back and forth in your apartment, recounting what you saw. While on a mission, your boyfriend had kissed someone else. Even worse, you couldn't tell what was going on.
Was he doing it on purpose? Had you just walked in at the wrong moment? Was this the end of your relationship? Would you be able to recover from this at all?
The sharp knocking on the door yanked you from your thoughts however. Opening the door to your fishy lover, you wanted to be calm, to hug him tightly and have him tell you it would all be okay...
"[Name], are you okay?" Zed reached out, "You ran off abruptly before I could keep up."
You nervously blurted the first thing that came to your mind, "What part of me wasn't enough?"
His brow furrowed in confusion, "[Name], I never said anything of the sort. Where is this coming from?"
"I saw you kissing that other aquatic person." You whimpered a little, "And I just... I don't..."
Zed sighed, "I wasn't trying to kiss them. I can assure you that I wasn't. They had forced themselves on me thinking that you were just a friend."
Turning away, trying to hide your embarrassment and shame; you sniffled a little. Feeling slightly cold arms wrap around you, the slight shiver down your spine was oddly comforting as Zed tried to snuggle you. Pressing soft kisses along your neck and slowly rubbing your sides.
"[Name], you are more than enough." He whispered, "I never wanted to hurt you, I didn't even know you saw that. But I was planning on saying something as soon as I could... I didn't think it was a pressing matter at the time."
Whimpering a little as you rubbed your face against his, you tried to quietly assure him you would be okay. It was just you overreacting again, not knowing how else to talk through issues.
Flufftober 2023

Day 31: Late Night Phone Call [x Zapp]
As much as Zapp didn't want to admit it, he missed you. It wasn't fair that you had business trips without him being able to tag along. It wasn't like he couldn't find someone else to occupy his time, but he didn't want someone else.
He wanted you.
But he knew that as long as he pouted, nothing would ever come of this. Zapp had to do something if he really wanted to be with you... or at least hear your voice. Maybe a video chat, he really wanted to see you after all.
But it was probably really late for you, or you were still in some kind of meeting. Despite wanting to call you, Zapp didn't want to risk you losing your job. He knew how much it meant to you, and as much of a jerk as he usually is...
Zapp couldn't deny how much he cared about you. Actually wanting someone else's happiness was so weird for him.
Hey sexy when's a good time to call I miss you
Shooting a text couldn't hut, right? That's what it's for after all.
Why don't you use punctuation?
I dunno answer the question tho
I'm almost to the hotel. Another ten minutes and I'll be able to talk without anyone else eavesdropping k?
Hell yeah why don't you just call me then sexy I'll be waiting
You sighed and rolled your eyes. Even though you were used to Zapp's lack of punctuation and general neediness, it could get on your nerves from time to time. This was one of those times where it only half got on your nerves. If only because you had to decipher what he was trying to say after a brain-frying meeting.
But this was something you could look forward to.
Throwing caution to the wind, you dialed Zapp's number as soon as you entered the room. Knowing that you'd have to change and cook and that you needed a shower while you were on the phone. And knowing that Zapp likely wouldn't want you to hang up just to shower; he was a stubborn man, things would likely get very heated by that point.
"Hey sexy." You weren't kept waiting, "Sup? How's the sh^t going over there?"
Chuckling through your nose, "Everything's fine for now. Just got one last meeting tomorrow and I'll be headed back to Hellsalem's Lot by the weekend."
"F^%k yeah, that's what I like to hear." Zapp couldn't help himself, laying in bed while talking, "How many people have been eyeing you over hotness? Do I need to show up and tell them you're mine?"
"No Zapp. No random cross-country trips for you." You shook your head, "I haven't been keeping up with if people look at me and no one's said anything even remotely suggestive to me so there's no need for you to get involved."
"If you say so sexy. But you best believe Imma be all over you the second you get back."
"Oh really?" You decided to prolong the inevitable by cooking first, "You honestly think that'll work?"
"Oh I know it'll work." Zapp sat up, his competitive nature activated, "Cause I ain't letting up until you're begging for more."
"You always say that though. What'll make this time any different?"
"This time Imma have a secret weapon. And I won't hesitate to use it."
"Is that so? We'll have to see if it works in your favor then hon." You teased, "Cause I dunno if you got the guts to pull it off."
You had to hold your phone out, giggling as Zapp ranted. He was more than determined enough to try and persuade you. Even now, he was making arguments for why you should come back home and let him show you what he'll do.
And you were so glad you waited until you were alone for this conversation...
Whumptober 2023

Day 31: "I know you used me" [x Steven]
Lying in bed, staring at the ceiling, listening to the soft snoring coming from your lover... you couldn't help but wonder if you really belonged here. Nothing about the situation seemed fair... not to you.
Not when Steven was...
But try as you might, you couldn't shake the feeling that you were just... here until Steven didn't need you anymore. Bump buddies was all well and good, until you started catching serious feelings. But you knew Steven wouldn't want to go beyond that...
Beyond just snuggle and...
It tore at you. Steven would never show you off. Public dates were too intimate for you two. It would mess with the arrangement. And Steven was far too handsome to ever be seen with someone like you hanging off his arm.
Instead, you got up. Opting to shower at your own home, you gathered your clothes. It didn't matter how late it was, you'd be able to catch a cab or just walk home. Fully dressed, with a note left on Steven's nightstand, you walked out. Careful to lock the apartment behind you.
What Steven would wake to was likely going to hurt... but not nearly as much as you'd been hurting yourself.
I got dressed and left at 2 in the morning.
It bothered you that you couldn't...
I'm sorry, but I can't keep going with what we discussed. Not when I feel differently about it.
You didn't fit into his life. He deserved better.
I know you've been using me, and for awhile I was okay with it. But I just can't keep this up anymore.
Loving him was far less rewarding when it was one-sided like this. No matter how good he was in bed, you chastised yourself for wanting... more.
I won't make you choose anything, I just need a break. It wouldn't be fair for me to demand a full relationship when we started as just friends. In a month I'll be able to continue but until then. This is goodbye.
Reminders [Part 3] (Zed x Reader)
![Reminders [Part 3] (Zed X Reader)](https://64.media.tumblr.com/647805065fc2780ec8a2fd1ae453d888/340e4e42994ca448-d1/s500x750/20cb31b4dd419b08ce8443a487b9f19f3c4cc0f7.gif)
Requested by Anonymous 🤯
Struggling against something you couldn't even see, you fell off the couch in Zed's room. Technically it was also your room, but Zed had been here longer and you were still looking for a half-decent apartment to move into. The loud thud of your body against the ground had alerted your fishy boyfriend however, leading him to practically leap out of his tank and rush over.
You looked up at his wavy face through his inverted fishbowl technique, accepting the slick, soaked hand as you rose.
"Well, now we have to dry the floor again." You sighed, "I'll be right ba--"
Zed blocked your path, with a soft threat of getting you wet, "Please stop trying this [Name], you and I both know you had a nightmare, and acting like it was anything else is getting old."
"But-!"
You nearly jumped out of your skin as he wrapped his arms around you. The chill of his body mixed with the water still pooling at his feet made for a very uncomfortable hug. Even if you knew this was just his attempts to make you listen to reason.
"I'll clean the floor myself while you change." He whispered in your ear, "But first I need you to tell me what that was all about. You sounded truly frightened and looked like you had been fighting for your life. Please, I just want to know you'll be okay."
A few shaky breaths and a change of clothes later, you and Zed sat on the small couch. His hand slowly rubbing your back as you recounted the dark swirl of memories. You'd long since become used to discerning memory from plain bad dreams, able to distinguish what was an internal struggle versus a physical conflict.
And whoever you'd been before was someone you weren't keen on remembering.
"It won't take long for this work, as long as I keep finding *zzzzt* to drain of blood."
You still didn't know what to make of this, the loud tool in your hands at the time perfectly interrupted your spoken thought pattern. Why you even needed a power-drill at the time was lost on you...
"I can't keep up with this on my own... I need an assistant."
Given the blurred images of highly questionable experiments on immortality, you worried for this possible other person's safety. As you were now, immortality seemed like the worst fate imaginable.
"You're defective... I can't believe you were really my creation..."
This haunted you. It sounded like your voice, but it didn't come from your body. It scared you, made you question if you had a choice in the immortality debate.
It had you questioning your sanity.
Even with reassurance from Zed that this wasn't the case. No matter how many tests or exams. You were starting to think that you weren't you.
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The next morning, Zed recounted what you told him. All you had to do was trace what Leo could see in your mind. That wasn't too difficult.
But you hated the end result.
You needed space, air, anything to get your mind off the evidence that you were most likely a defective clone of this... [Name]. It made you want to cry, to scream, to tear something down if only for the catharsis of destroying something.
This wasn't fair at all...
Leaning against the back wall behind the office, you stared aimlessly at the sky. Deep breaths in and out, pushing the sparse mist around while dark thoughts swilled in your mind. You were just barely able to piece together the kind of person you were before you lost your mind. And you didn't like that person one bit.
Closing your eyes in a desperate attempt to escape the situation in some way. Zed approached slowly, watching you to make sure he wasn't about to startle you into an injury.
"[Name]?" He reached out for your shoulder, "Are you okay?"
Shaking your head, you couldn't fully explain what was really bothering you. The person you were supposed to be wasn't who you wanted to be...
But did you really have a choice?
"[Name]? Are you okay?" Zed shook you gently, "You look pale, as if you're going to hyperventilate."
Shaking your head, "I don't know, I just don't know. This... this is. I... I'm..."
"You aren't that person, you just share the same name." Zed insisted, "I know you aren't that person. You're gentle, sweet, and kind... not... not that monster who made you. Who injected these memories into your head. You're not them."
"But how-!"
"You're not them."
Falling back against the back wall, you stopped trying. You wanted to believe Zed, to think of yourself as a good person; but you weren't so sure.
"Maybe some lunch will help you?" Zed offered, "You haven't eaten anything at all."
Nodding slowly, you allowed Zed to guide you off. Trusting his judgment and just wanting to put this behind you.
But that wasn't how fate chose to act.
As you sat outside a nice café with Zed, you were approached by several vaguely familiar people. But you couldn't quite place where you'd seen them before... they had barely made it to your table side when they were barraging you with questions.
Even Zed had trouble keeping up with everything they were asking. Wanting to know about projects and grand ventures that you could only scarcely recall from your memories. They seemed to be proud of the person who made you. The person you were supposed to be...
It made you sick to your stomach, even as Zed called for backup. How could these people be excited and happy that you were just a clone...
It didn't make any sense...
Flufftober 2023

Day 31 Extra: Late Night Phone Call [x Leo]
Requested by Anonymous (Soft Anon)
Sitting up for the last few hours, you just couldn't fall asleep. Vaguely wondering if Leo was thinking or dreaming of you, you reached for your phone. Scrolling through several apps, looking for something, anything to numb your buzzing mind; the thought to call Leo floated to the surface of your mind.
"No no." You mumbled under your breath, "He's probably fast asleep... All the work he does."
And yet, nothing held your attention quite long enough to shake the idea of calling Leo. You had a weird feeling about calling him this late at night, but that decision was taken from you as your screen suddenly flashed a call in front of your face.
"Hello? [Name]?" You were a little freaked out by this, "I woke up with a bad feeling, is everything okay?"
"Yeah, yeah. Why wouldn't it be?"
"I dunno, I just..." You couldn't help but grin a little to yourself as Leo yawned on the other end of the line, "All I know is I had a gut feeling that I needed to call you. I wanted to make sure you were-"
"I'm just having a little trouble falling asleep right now." You admitted with a sigh, "I was debating calling you, but I didn't want to wake you up. Sorry."
How could such a cute, sleepy chuckle sound so sexy at the same time?
"You technically woke me up by thinking about me then." He joked, "But in all seriousness, please wake me up. I wanna talk to you. Doesn't matter if its 3 AM or 7PM, I'm always here."
"I know its just..."
You trailed off, knowing Leo would understand. And he did, but that didn't mean he had to be okay with you using that logic for yourself. That was his mental gymnastics course, not yours.
"[Name], sweetie, if I ever tell you not to call me, then something's seriously wrong, m'kay?" He was trying to be playful, but the sternness under his words came through loud and clear, "Besides, I don't think I can go back to sleep anytime soon either."
"How come?"
"Sonic just opened the window and ran out into the city. I'll have to wait until he gets back."
Leo relished in the slightly stifled giggle coming from your end of the line, "You know how he gets after all. Don't need his teeny fury breaking a window."
"He's more likely to hurt himself than break a window."
"Not if he finds a weapon." Leo smirked at his phone, "That's when we have a problem."
You snickered, putting on a high-pitched voice for when you narrated Sonic's thoughts, "Put the treats in the bag and no one gets hurt!"
The two of you laughed slightly, forgetting all the tension of the past few minutes as you went back and forth acting like Sonic. Or at least, what you thought Sonic would think or say.
Before you knew it... it was time to get ready for work...
Oh... oh no [Steven x Reader]
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Requested by @anonymous-104 (kinda)
While part of you had been hoping to be spotted by your ex, you didn't think they would so brazenly waltz over like this. Yes, it was part of you wanted them to notice how bloody handsome Steven was and just how casually he was holding your hand.
But to actually try to say something...
Steven was a little quicker on the uptake than you were expecting, gently squeezing your hand and tugging you a little closer. You weren't sure what he was planning, but the idea of Steven being possessive was unexpectedly hot.
Trying to shake the thought from your head, you attempted to snip your ex before they could start something Steven would finish. Wanting to duck into a nearby store and lose your ex amongst the aisles, but being unable to as you had to stay put in the open in case your target made a move.
Instead, you had no choice but to act mildly surprised when your ex stood right in front of you.
"Oh, [Ex's Name]. What are you doing here?"
They scoffed, "Oh don't act like you weren't checking me out. Still can't stand my guts?"
You weren't sure how, but Steven managed to tug you just out of reach of your ex when they leaned in. They took the gesture in stride, smirking.
"Or are you gonna pretend like this isn't a front to 'finally' get the upper hand?"
"[Name], Amor, what are they talking about?" Steven's tone of voice was light, as if just checking to see if you were paying attention. But his actions were trying to put distance between you and your ex.
"Weren't you pointing out the ornament shop across the way?"
"Of course I was." You couldn't act to save your life, leaving a strained smile where something more convincing should have been, "I mean, yeah I also saw them... but I wasn't pointing them out."
Your ex rolled his eyes, "Your 'date' is faker than you were. Always trying too hard to be better than me when you knew it was impossible."
"I doubt that." Steven's voice was laced with venom whilst aimed at the other person, "[Name] is more than capable of running circles around you."
"Oh yeah? Did they finally get some game then? Or are you just as full of hot air as they are?" They snarked, "Cause the only thing they're even remotely good at is posturing."
Steven's grip on your hand tightened a bit, it was starting to get a little painful. But his voice had dropped so low you feared for your ex's safety.
"They're twenty times the person you'll ever be. Maybe if your head wasn't so far up your a$$ you'd see what you lost. Until you manage to pull it out, say the f^%k away from us."
The second degree alone sent shivers down your spine as your ex turned tail, trying to hide the fact how close they were to peeing their pants. But at least Steven finally eased up on gripping your hand.
Reality settled in however as Steven desperately hoped you weren't about to question why he was prepared to tell your ex off like that. The pretending was one thing, but taking such an active stand was something he would never live down... at least, not if he didn't confess soon.
...Maybe after this case...
Sonic Speed Monkey AU doodles!
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Sonic Speed Monkey AU

Based on these sketches
Klaus
The second largest (just behind Dog) and the one with the least amount of flight response. His knuckleduster is just a discarded cross necklace that he found. Very protective of the other Speed Monkeys and won't hesitate to rally the rest of Libra to help with things.
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Steven
He has to constantly find something to activate Esmerelda Blood Freeze, though it has such a limited range that he's more effective just kicking his opponents... No one knows that the excess shadows tailing him are actually his goon squad. Only really loyal to and protective over Klaus.
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Leo
The smallest little monkey and the one who is constantly and consistently in trouble the most. Squints mostly because of all the sand that gets in his eyes until he found a pair of toy goggles to wear.
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Zapp
Lil terrorist. Sets fire to a lot of things without activating his blood technique. Usually causing trouble for everyone (especially Klaus and Leo) and gets pissed when little kids call him a "Shiny". But will do whatever you want for enough bananas.
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Zed
The calmest of them all, but that's because he's a hybrid of Speed Monkey and Sea Monkey. Can breathe both air and water without equipment and has little issue swimming versus jumping (though he hates running with wet fur). He will not hesitate to use his blood trident (especially to snag food from far off).
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Chain
The most silent of them all, always sneaking around and getting things she wants. Has a massive stash of broken, shiny junk hidden in a little alcove very well hidden from prying eyes.
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Dog
The largest and sweetest little monkey, except for Deldro being his blood. Usually very popular with small children because of his tame demeanor as he is always getting petted and given treats. Up until Deldro pops out... with his background being very similar with Aligula meshing the two together through (whatever method she was able to do)
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Gilbert
A very skinny monkey, also a hybrid with natural regenerative abilities. Has looked after Klaus since he was young and keeps up with a small, abandoned playhouse for the Libra Monkeys to gather at. He manages to find all the best food (but almost forces everyone to share if it weren't for Klaus being just as stubborn about that).
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K.K.
Constantly throwing things that look like guns at people to protect other Monkeys. Keeps up with a large brood of Monkeys as her family, and Libra as a secondary family. As soon as she finds/ makes 'working' guns, she just keeps up with a ton of rocks to fire.
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Lucky
One of the most serious Monkeys, always carrying a toy suitcase full of scraps of paper from different restaurants so he remembers where the best dumpsters are. Goes all over the city and only occasionally runs with the rest of Libra.
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Daniel
Annoyed by all the other Monkeys and tries to avoid them... doesn't work at all since he gets into a lot of trouble. Just grumpy all the time and grumbling whenever he has to play nice with Libra.
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Raju
Vicious Monkey, will not play nice... unless you have food. He fights all the time and has lost feet from having to escape traps. But he still has blood abilities to keep moving and stealing food. Doesn't associate with Libra much... but has been around Zapp and Zed enough to teach them how to survive.
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Femt
An actual little terrorist trying to cause as much chaos as his little paws can. Can and will bite people, even if given food. Has no problem with releasing all the animals in shelters and pet shops.
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Aligula
Constantly stalking Dog and being a little terrorist about it. High-speed races through the city trying to get him. She knows how to rig machinery and work vehicles.
Fluff prompt 1 with Klaus please!??
Excuse me while I go giggle~
Fluff 1- Klaus catches his S/O wearing his clothes!
You stood in front of the mirror, giggling to yourself while wearing one of Klaus's shirts. It was beyond oversized on you, threatening to slip off your shoulders and looking more like a dress than a shirt. The only thing you could think to do was wave your arms, sleeves flapping wildly.
Shaking your head, you began to roll up the sleeves. Even if it was one of the shirts Klaus didn't wear anymore. The reasons he considered it a toss shirt were beyond you, except for the small rips at the very bottom. Either way, you had a shirt that was cozy and smelled like Klaus. Despite you choosing to use it while doing chores.
By the time Klaus came home, you were just finishing the meager chores Gilbert had to leave behind. He stopped in the middle of the door, quickly double-taking to stare at you. A slight blush across his face as the realization set in.
"Uh... Liebling?"
"Hm?"
"You look exceptionally cute this evening."
That caused you to stop, tilting your head up at Klaus with a plain look of confusion. Klaus could only think about how adorable you looked while slowly figuring out that you were still wearing his old shirt.
could you possibly do Angst prompt 7 with Steven Starphase?
Oh... poor Iceman Frosty
Angst 7- Steven (to Reader) "This isn't what it looks like!"
"So, why this specific tone of voice?" Steven asked K.K., "Why can't I just..."
Steven froze upon seeing you walk into the office. Almost too quickly shoving the tall, blonde woman into his office, despite her squawking in protest.
Raising one eyebrow impossibly high on your face, you opted to ignore the situation. Here you thought Steven didn't like K.K., so why would he...?
Instead of asking Klaus, or anyone else, you tried to just... forget about it. You failed miserably, but no one knew except you. Until you were already at your car, where Steven semi-ambushed you.
"[Name], do you... have a minute?" He shifted a little in an attempt to retain his confidence, "I just wanted to explain what you saw earlier."
"You shoving K.K. into your office like a child getting caught with there hand in the cookie jar?"
Nervously chuckling, "Well, I suppose it would look like that. But it wasn't what you were thinking. I swear."
Cocking your head to one side, you waited for him to explain.
"Ah... well, I needed a little advice for..." He dug into his pocket for something, "This."
Steven handed you a small envelope that felt far too full of whatever was in it.
"I just... I." Glancing back up at Steven, you noticed the deep blush across his face, "I couldn't say it out loud. I'm sorry."
Fun 1 prompt with Zed :3
Hehehe
Fun 1- Zed has been hit with/drank a love potion and fell in love with Reader.
Zapp was sick of this bet, Fishstick was taking way too long to say a damn thing and Pube-face would win in a couple days if steps weren't taken... now. This could be his last chance to win. But there was no way Zapp could get Fishface to trust anything he offered... Zapp would just have to be sneaky about it.
Walking into the office, you were instantly bombarded with Zed being extremely different. Instead of the usual wave hello, you found yourself engulfed in a tight hug. What little you could glimpse behind Zed, no one else was expecting this either. Something was seriously wrong and there was no way for anyone to tell from the outside.
After Klaus gently pryed Zed off you, apologizing profusely to the wiggling heteromorph as he toted Zed somewhere to help him calm down. You didn't know how to respond. It wasn't like you and Zed were all that close, just work friends.
"That looked like symptoms of an onset love potion at work." Steven tapped his chin, "Leo, could you trace what Zed's done this morning?"
Sitting through an investigation wasn't how you thought today would go. Especially not an investigation about why Zed was suddenly clinging to you. But it wasn't like the two of you could be kept apart.
Not when Zed just kept sneaking away from Klaus and appearing behind you like a cuddly Freddie Krueger...
if you are still taking requests for it but could you do fluff prompt 3 Zapp
Different kind of 'wild ride' :P
Fluff 3-Zapp gives his partner a piggyback ride.
"You still there sexy?" Zapp heaved, "Holy cr&p that was close."
All you managed to do was smack Zapp's shoulder as you caught your breath. His ability to zip through the city helped... at least when it came to avoiding serious trouble.
"Alright Zapp," You managed after a few moments, "You can put me down now."
"Nah." He shrugged as he walked down the empty alleyway.
"Nah!? Don't you 'nah' me!" You wiggled your legs in a fruitless attempt to get down, "Put me down!"
"Make me."
Even though you couldn't see the smug smirk on his face, you knew it was there.
"Zapparius Renfro! Put this down this instant!" You kept wiggling, yelling at the silver-haired man toting you, "This is not dignified!!"
"Uh-huh, and you're just so dignified on your two feet then sexy?"
Huffing at him, "That was your fault, sir. If you hadn't tripped me up..."
"Yeeeeaah, if you say so."
Frustrated didn't begin to cover the way you were left trying to shake Zapp so he would let you down.
FUN 5 WITH LEONARDO!!!
...>:3
Fun 5- Leo and Reader in a prank war.
'Heh heh.' You couldn't keep the evil little smirk off your face as you set up a surprise, 'This'll be so difficult to top.'
Pulling the string carefully to the door, careful to keep it taut so the bucket of jelly wouldn't spill just yet; you had to struggle to tie it to the doorknob. If you could just pull this off, the cleanup would be so worth it. Good thing your floors were that fake linoleum stick-on tile stuff...
Skirting off into the kitchen, a way to exit the situation. And being near the cleaning supplies. A weak attempt to have plausible deniability just before Leo entered the apartment.
The slight squeak of the door was swiftly followed by Leo bellowing your name in frustration. Futile attempts to stifle your giggling as you walked around the corner with a mop and bucket, ready to clean up the mess you made.
Ignoring the daggers Leo was throwing your way, you knew to be on guard for whatever he would do in retaliation.
fluff 3 with Dog Hummer PLEASSEEEEE!!
Sweet and innocent fun...
Fluff 3- Dog gives his partner a piggyback ride.
Why you kept doing fanghunting work was beyond you, especially as you flew across the city from another of Aligula's weird creatures trying to get rid of you so she could have Dog to herself.
As if that would ever work.
"Hold on Gummy Noodle!"
A familiar red blob surrounded you, yanking you closer to Dog. Holding onto his shoulders during the free fall, you turned to see where the next threat was going to come from.
The landing was a little too rough for your liking. Dog's grip tightened around your knees as his blood power retracted. Though he wasn't going to let go anytime soon... or he wanted to.
"Dog, Sweetcake. I can't fight on your back." You tried to reason with him, "Once this is all over, you can carry like this all you want. But right now isn't the time for it."
Reblogged this once but can't get over that ratio.
HOW

Big? Check
ARE

Strong? Check
WE

Good with kids? Check
PASSING


Need to see him shirtless? Here he is.
THIS

Steely gaze? Check
MAN


Heart of gold? Check
UP?


He's just a big dorky teddy bear.



In Uncle lucky story, i don’t understand that ?part”His own family hadn't been close before, and after his parents passed some almost ten years ago the bridges had never been mended. But here Lucky sat, being asked a thousand questions by a pair of wide-eyed, curious babies who just wanted to talk. It felt... good.”
Hm... I was trying to imply that Lucky is estranged from his biological family and has been for nearly a decade. That there was some bad blood between them when Lucky stopped talking to them.
Basically I have a flexible headcanon about HOW Lucky distantanced himself from his family because its near impossible to say which one fits as a whole.
He could have cut ties because they were all toxic.
It could have been for their safety because Lucky cares that much about them.
He could be the youngest living member of his family or they all died at some point long before now.
But the dissonance of having bad blood from your biological family vs Klaus's lil bean collection was something I thought would be at least a little funny. Even if Damien and Evalyn are asking him rapid-fire questions without waiting for answers, talking over each other, and staring with them big ole baby eyes. One that Lucky appreciates since his own family weren't the best (in this instance at least).