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When EXO got their stage names
SMENT : so guys. For the debut you need some good original stage names so listen carefully…okay? EXO : Okay. SMENT : So. First is Do Kyungsoo. Your nickname will be D.O. Kyungsoo : Alright. SMENT : You know why. First because of your surname. Second because your eyes looks like of owls. Third there is G.O and P.O. we have to have the artist with the similar name so that’s why. Kyungsoo : O-okay…. O.O SMENT : Okay. So the next is Kim Joonmyun. Joonmyun : Yes! Hope it’s cool! SMENT : Bet it is. You’re gonna be Suho. You’re gonna be also the leader of the group. Joonmyun : What?! Why would I have to be a… SMENT : Be quiet please! First … you look old that’s why your nickname gonna be a grandpa Suho. Second Suho means a guardian and you’re gonna be a guardian angel of group. Third because you’re shining like an angel because you’re rich. Your money make you shine. Joonmyun : Oh…that’s the reason … *feeling suddenly tired of all the listening* But I don’t look that old! SMENT : Stop whining grandpa! Or you won’t be able to control these brats! EXO : Hey! We’re not brats! Suho : Shut up kiddos! SMENT : That’s what we want from you! So next is Kim Jongin. What about…Kai! Jongin : That sounds great! SMENT : Yeah. We knew that you would like it. So…do you want to know the reason why we chose this? Kai : Of course! *excited* SMENT : It’s simple. Because you’re sexy..and this name is like for someone Afro-American. Kai : Wait. What? Afro-American? SMENT : Yes. Because you dance well and you are tan. Kai : Am I really that tan? SMENT : Yes. Never mind. So let’s get to Kim Jongdae. Jongdae : Yes! Finally my turn! Sehun, Chanyeol, Baekhyun : What about us? SMENT : You three got simple names. Fans can remember. Sehun, Chanyeol, Baekhyun : @.@ SMENT : So your name’s gonna be Chen. Chen : What? Why not something cool like three of them *pointing at Kai, Suho and D.O* SMENT : It’s not cool? Chen : No! I want some english name too. SMENT : What about….Alejandro? Fernando? Roberto? Chen : What? Aren’t the names from the song of Lady Gaga? SMENT : What? You don’t like them? Or should we choose for you something similar? Like…Mr. Gaga? EXO : *burst out laughing and laying on the floor* Chen : Alright. I’m choosing Chen. *his head dropping down* SMENT : Ok…next is Zhang Yixing. You’re gonna be Lay. Lay : Oh. SMENT : We’ve known that you wouldn’t care. So the reason is because you like unicorns. Lay : So? SMENT : So Lay sounds a bit similar to gay that’s why. Lay : What? I’m not a gay! SMENT : Who knows but we don’t care. So next is Wu Yi Fan. Kris. Kris : Okay. SMENT : The reason is because in Czech language krysa…it’s a bit similar that means a rat. Kris : What? A rat? Why you give me that? SMENT : Because you’re annoying as rats so shut up right now! And the last is Kim Minseok if I am not wrong. So what about Xiumin? Xiumin : That sounds a bit…unusual. SMENT : Yeah…and it suits you well. Xiumin : How? SMENT : You are a bit unusual. Isn’t it? You eat too much! It’s not normal for a person. That’s why. Xiumin : It’s my hobby to eat! SMENT : See! Unusual. We prefer starving here in Sm Entertainment so you are not normal for us. Okay. We’re done today. Prepare yourself for the debut and a good music. Someone of the group : I don’t like my name!