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5 years ago

Some anti-masker dummy: It's my freedom to not wear a mask! Belrhrgh blergh blegha

Bucky: If I had to wear a mask for seventy goddamn years you can wear one for your half an hour trip to the grocery store Karen


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3 years ago
Taste Like Buttercream

Taste like Buttercream

Rating: M

Relationships: Julian Barratt/Noel Fielding

Summary:

Noel doesn't particularly want to be here. Don't get him wrong, he's always up for a party, but when the people dragging you along are expecting you to third wheel their new years kiss -- and planning on setting you up with 'a really funny bloke -- you'll love him, Noely, I promise' -- then he'd rather be at home in his boxers listening to the Rolling Stones, thanks very much.

That being said, the really tall attractive man who just saved him from an unfortunate encounter might just make this evening bearable.


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1 year ago

I have one very simple buttonblossom HC:

Gangle.

Ships

Them.

HARD.

(And is incredibly jealous)

you're so real for this!!!

gangle would totally ship them. without a doubt. she'd also make fan art of them from time to time in a sketchbook that she doesn't allow anyone (but kinger) to see.

if gangle happens to like vocaloid, she'd probably redraw the cover art of magnet with pomni and ragatha instead of miku and luka.

(that's totally not an idea that i'm throwing out there...haha...)

although i'm not entirely sure about the jealous part. perhaps she's jealous because she wants to have what pomni and ragatha have? with a certain triangular member of the circus, maybe...?


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2 years ago

I don't know where exactly this idea came from, but Social Media of the Dead.

Upon returning from the dead, Jason starts to notice a lot of weird profiles and content creators. He thinks they're just weird gimmicks, until he tries to share one in a group chat. The link is garbled and moves and changes. When the others click on it, the video that comes up is pitch black, yet somehow they can see movement. They can hear static, breathing, and the sound of 100 voices chanting in the distance.

To Jason, it's a dumb video of a kid that looks like one of his brothers telling his friends stupid puns and then wheeze laughing.


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2 years ago

DP x DC prompt

Danny (17 years old) is a Justice League member and no one knows that he is a Halfa. One day on a mission he gets de-aged and the Justice League takes turns babysitting him. All the while Danny is trying to escape and make it to Clockwork for help.


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1 year ago

Okay. I NEED to see Solar playing Gang Beasts with Lunar at least once.

I NEED to see Solar witnessing Buffy the Flying Walrus get constant concussions from street signs.

Even he wouldn't be able to resist laughing and I NEED TO SEE THAT.

PLEASE!

Okay. I NEED To See Solar Playing Gang Beasts With Lunar At Least Once.

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2 years ago

Nobody:

Nobody at all:

I need to write an essay about family love with a proof example from books: Well, there's books about Encanto, right?


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1 year ago

it's my personal unevidenced belief that your average stark-brand starkphone lasts a decade+ on average and has indestructible nokia reputation and is easy to self-repair and the company's like "tony that's not sustainable financially. tony we need to release a phone every year" and he's like "i can't make it bad. i tried it but it gave me hives. i can't make bad tech it gives me hives" so it's just like that. it has a 5 day battery life it's recycled when you trade it in it doesn't need a case. it comes with iron man themed notification sounds. apple who


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2 years ago

Howdy-

Man- I sure have been gone for a long while haven’t I? Uhhh truth be told I have just been busy with work and been major procrastinating on everything! So yea- so in the mean time just have this silly drawing I made of my current moods lately!

If you have any silly request for a doodle, please tell me- I do not mind!

Oh also- I GOT MF PROCRATE ON IPAD NOW!!

Howdy-

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5 years ago

“how much?”

the night was a breezy one at that. the water was a cool blue, dragging your fingertips across the surface and watching it ripple. you shivered against jungkook’s chest and he hugged you tighter. his arms around you in a warm embrace as the both of you glide across the water on a floaty he found in his garage.

“i didn’t know you had an indoor pool kook,” you snuggle up to him and look around the dimly lit room.

“i didn’t either.”

you lift your head expecting to see a smile or at least some indication that was a joke. unfortunately, jungkook’s blank expression didn’t deceive. you sit up to straddle him, “you’re kidding.”

“scouts honor! i just walked in here a few days ago.”

you let out a dry chuckle, “that’s crazy.”

“hm, i guess it is.”

this time you giggle, nudging him playfully. jungkook smiles.

the moment settles down and you both stare at each other.

“question.”

“hm?” your boyfriend sounds, his eyes flutter shut.

“do you love me?”

“of course princess.”

“how much?”

jungkook stretches out his arms, “this much.” a boyish grin on his face when he hears you laugh.

“prove it.” you challenge.

jungkook opens his eyes, shifting his head to look at you. his hands rub up your thighs and just as you’re about to lean down to kiss him he flips you into the pool.

as soon as you resurface you can hear jungkook’s laughter. you could probably hear it from a mile away. “jeon jungkook!” you shout, tipping the float over and feeling satisfied when you saw him crash into the cold water.


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7 years ago

This is a song I created more than month ago, there are just a few who heard it, maybe you want to give a try and listen to it? 😊 I guess I have inspiration to write another song about Damien and MC based on another fanfic! 😁❤

Perfect Match (original song full)
It is full version, but well, technically it is not final version as the voice sounds awful in some places, but I just got tired to record many times. Also i...

So yeah, here is a full song, far from perfect at it’s performance and record quality, but I still like it a lot. Inspired by fan fiction I mentioned in previous posts. It’s song about MC’s feelings to Damien, based on that story.

Lyrics: 

 I had a dream and I’m ready to tell you the truth 

 About how I feel.

 I realized that all those 4 years didn’t want someone else 

Just you. 

 My heart beat goes high when seeing you around… 

 CHORUS: 

 But what if you don’t feel the same? 

 What if it’s me, who goes insane?

 You seem like you care, but often you’re distant

 While for me you are… 

You’re my perfect match (x4) 

We met in the evening and i tried not to look for too long 

In your eyes

‘Cause I know you can notice the sparks in my eyes  and to solve

What I hide.  

My heart beat goes high when you touch your hand with mine… 

  CHORUS 

When we talk about love you are always so bitter, and I 

Wonder why? 

 You told me story of past and I just wanted to hold your hand 

 In mine. 

 My heartbeat goes high, when you look for long at me… 

  CHORUS 

My perfect match 

My perfect match….


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