Been Theire Done That Bitch - Tumblr Posts

You cannot tell me that if you died and came back you wouldn’t be a 110% done with this shit and have hopped your ass onto the “life’s a joke and I’m the punchline” mentality and started just cracking the most inappropriate ’____ we don’t say that!’ Strait faces Jokes ever. Like, and this isint one of those jokes cause I can’t think of any, if my parents suggested that I marry the guy who literally killed my I would just do the most dramatic and serious (cuz it’s gotta be believable) reenactment of ‘YOU KICK MIETTE?!?!?” Etc

tsk. this ‘aristocrat travels back in time years before her miserable death’ is too power fantasy not enough humor.