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*The 501st is boarding the gunships after a battle*

Anakin: *sees something moving inside Fives's backpack*

Anakin: hey Fives, whatcha got there?

Fives, panicking: a smoothie, sir!

Gizka in the backpack: *happy gizka noises*

Ahsoka: what?

Anakin:

Anakin: I'm sorry Fives, but you can't keep pets, it's against the regulations

Fives: *sigh* I understand, sir, I will give it back

Gizka: *pokes head outside the backpack*

Ahsoka: aaw, it's so cute! can we keep it?

Anakin: pets are against the rules and, if I let Fives keep it, everyone will want one too, besides Obi-wan will have my head if I keep ignoring the rules, so no, sorry snips

Ahsoka: *sad puppy eyes*

Anakin: no is no, I'm sorry

Ahsoka: *elbows Fives*

Fives: *sad puppy eyes*

Anakin: *struggling* I will not yield

Every other clone in the gunship: *sad puppy eyes*

Anakin: no, I am a Jedi knight, I am stronger than this

Gizka: *copies everyone else*

Anakin: we can't keep pets

Everyone: *sad noises*

Anakin: however!

Everyone: *looks up*

Anakin: as the General, I CAN recruit republican citizens as officers in my legion

Everyone: *gasp*

Anakin: *looking at the gizka* congratulations on your promotion, lieutenant!

Everyone: *cheers*

...

Obi-wan in the Resolute's briefing room: Anakin, what is that?

Anakin: what is what, master?

Obi-wan: *points at the chair labeled 'Liutenant Cazul' where a gizka is sitting*

Anakin: that's Lieutenant Cazul, master

Obi-wan: *annoyed mom look* Anakin

Anakin: so... fun story, actually...

...

To this day Marshall Commander Cazul remains one of the most decorated veterans of the Clone Wars, and the most mysterious individual in the Imperial databases, nobody knows for sure who was Cazul before joining the 501st, how he looked, or where he went after his retirement, when the war ended, but his legacy lives on every Imperial cadet who grows up dreaming of being just like him.


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