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Rating Spiderverse Ships that no one asked

"Miguel O'hara Edition"

(Since miguel is so shippable and fuckable lol)

Motorfang/Miguel x Jess (5/10)

Honestly, it's not a bad ship it's extremely underrated in my opinion, im pretty neutral of this ship ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Almost forgot to mention.. People would definitely shipped this more than spiderdads if jess is a dude

Holofang/Miguel x Lyla (6/10)

I don't actively shipped this but im fond of it, and it's lowkey hilarious of how much this reminds me of Plankton and His robot wife karen lol, anyways it's nice :)

Ben99/ Miguel x Ben (5/10)

Again, im pretty neutral of this ship but, there's potential for them to have a fun dynamic lmaoo, honestly i still can't find myself to shipped them cause ben called him dad sarcastically one time, but some couples do that i guess

Lego99/Miguel x Lego peter (???/10)

Honestly i missed the hyped of this ship 😭😭😭

Bagelbites/Miguel x Spot (7/10)

I have a confession... This is my guilty pleasure leave me alone 😭😭😭 it's just... Thinking about their dynamic judging by their different personalities is hilarious, buttt they haven't met yet until probably the next movie... But tbh i kinda like this shipped but i definitely don't want it to be canon lol, also they have a massive beef with a teenager and they want his dad to die lmao

Flo**rF**g/Miguel x M**es (-0/10)

The fuck is this?????

Spiderdads/Miguel x Peter (2/10)

This ship is fucking overrated i don't care ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, Also Peter doesn't have the balls to top anyone and MJ put a plastic in his booty and im definitely right, i don't care that there's valid reason to ship them, it's mid as fuck

Im not forcing you to not shipped them tho, you can ship whatever you wants as long as it's legal, im just saying this ship is overrated

(I actually don't mind the ship at first but the more it appears on Twitter, tumblr or any social media's on my phone, i was like get the fuck out of here)

(???)/Miguel x Spidersona Ocs (6/10)

Honestly it's just depends on the oc, but honestly if you want to ship your oc with this shippable men go ahead make yourself happy lol, honestly i kinda like this ship but again it's depends on the oc

Anyways that's it lol

"would you fuck your clone" = boring, who cares, the answer says nothing about you other than whether or not you're your own type

"would you fuck MY clone" = unexpected, high potential to cause a lot of 'why would you fuck my clone and not me?' drama, reasonable question to ask if you're a mad scientist

Ben Hit You?!

This is inspired by a random TikTok by Best of Desi.

Context: THIS IS BEFORE JESSICA IS PREGNANT, Reader is Jessica Drew's Sister that Miguel has a crush on, Lyla keeps teasing him about it too.

-You we're sitting a top of his desk in his so called "office", watching him run his fingers over the sunlight yellow holographic screens that displayed the different cameras around the Spider Society. He never really talked that much with you no matter how many times you've hung out with him in his office like this.

-Apparently something urgent had came up and he had to have Jessica come with him, both of you got ready and waited at an unknown earth for Jess. After waiting for about 6 or 7 minutes, a portal opened with Jessica on her motorcycle as she stopped right in front of you and Miguel. Her shades having an unusual darker tint to them.

-"Hey Jess, you got sum new shades?!" You said walking closer to her as she look hesitant, Miguel was used to hearing your loud voice. "𝘖𝘩 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘩, 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘺𝘭𝘦. 𝘠'𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸... ?" Miguel picked up her shaky voice. "Now you know I gotta try 'em onnn...." Your voice slowly faded as you took of her shades gently, revealing a bruise under her eye as she pleaded for you to not take them off but it was too late. "What the hell wrong wit yo damn eye?" Miguel also had a look of surprise on his face that was covered by his holographic suit. "𝘠-𝘺'𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘐 𝘣𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘮𝘴𝘺 𝘐 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘢 𝘸𝘢𝘭-" "I don't wanna hear that bullshit ain't no wall did that shit, what the hell wrong with yo eye?!" You cut her off, a wave of rage now starting to flood your other emotions. Miguel could clearly sense that. "𝐘/𝐍, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐦 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧." He said in a somewhat soothing tone. "I ain't calmin' down till she give me a fuckin' answer!" You retaliated as Jess finally spoke up. "𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘉𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥." Your rage finally hit its peak, you and Ben never really got along since you came to HQ and hearing this made you want to kill him...literally. "So you tellin' me Ben put his fucking hands on you?!!"

-Jessica was still hesitant to agree since she knew you had a worse temper than Miguel himself. "𝘠-𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥, 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪-" Her and Miguel's eyes went as wide as they could once they saw you pull out a small knife from some pocket in your spider suit, seeing Miguel's eyes wide under his suit was the funniest thing you could've seen all day. "SO YOU TELLIN' ME, BEN. PUT. HIS. HANDS. ON. YOU?!" They watched you pace around on the soil dirt ground. "𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐚 𝐤𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞-" Miguel asked with much concern.

-"Don't worry bout where I got the goddamn knife from!" You said in a tone that surely made his aroused, you could see his arousal too. "𝐘𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚'𝐚𝐦..." He says, giving up on trying to console you into calming down.

-"𝘠𝘦𝘢 𝘩-𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘦-" Jessica admits for the second or third time. "Shit look like Mike Tyson done knocked yo ass out! Now I gotta go and shank the shit outta him!" You yelled again. "𝐍𝐨, 𝐧𝐨. 𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐣𝐚𝐢𝐥!" Miguel argues and grips your arm. "I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT NO JAIL!" You argue back and it makes him stunned, he really had the urge to let you make him your bitch. "DO IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A DAMN. ABOUT. JAIL?" You said waving the knife around, making him back up as Jessica rubbed her temples like this was giving her a headache, it probably was.

-"I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!" You pull away from his arm as he watches in shock and awe at you and your (Braids,locks,curls, twists, or any other type hair) flow through the angry wind. "I'LL SHANK A MOTHA FUCKA."

-In the end you ended up having to be held back by Miguel while Jessica kept Ben far away from you for the next 3 weeks.

༶•┈┈⛧┈♛𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒌𝒔 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈!♛┈⛧┈┈•༶

“Being Ben’s S/O„

He’s a bit dramatic at times but that doesn’t stop him from being the best boyfriend to you! Gn reader (I rlly hope I got his character right)

Reilly | O’Really

Forces you to help him bleach his hair

Has a mini panic attack when his roots start growing back in

As you may or may not know he bleached his hair to differentiate himself from Peter so he would be pissed if his natural colour came back too fast

“Is that brown I see?”

“What. No, where? Are you serious, I just bleached it!”

If you are a frequent gym-goer he’d go with you

Y’all are each others spotters

“You got this, lift it!”

“I’M TRYING.”

If you don’t go to the gym often/not at all it’s alright he’d encourage you to go with him but would respect if you didn’t want to

Platonic or romantic relationship doesn’t matter he’s def gossiping with you especially about spiderverse shit

“I was just assigned on another mission and everything cause some kid came here and prevented Pavitr’s canon event and now wants to prevent his own canon event! Can you believe it?”

“Ben. What the fuck is a canon event?”

Can’t keep a secret

If you ever took him in a date to the carnival he’d start crying

Average bumper cars enjoyer

Very dramatic but if you lived the life he did you’d prob be seen as a bit dramatic too

In addition to this it would prob take a while before he tells you his entire past

Like he’s given you parts but never the whole thing

Give him time and he’ll tell you eventually

Shares headphones with you to show you his music taste and Vice versa

You guys have matching jewelry of some sort

Necklace, ring(non-marriage), bracelet, etc.

Comic Ben no, because his thoughts are written out in the narration box, but spider verse Ben narrates out loud while you guys are on a date or even just hanging out

No matter if your clothes fit him properly or not he’s wearing them just cause

Ofc he’d let you wear his too granted his closet isn’t very…diverse?

He doesn’t have bad fashion sense but like his closet is hella empty 💀

That hoodie though…🦀

Gives little kisses every morning even if you didn’t fall asleep together he’ll make sure to give you the routinely morning kiss

I see him as more of a little spoon? Feel free to disagree but I feel like he would want to be in your arms regardless if ur arms are slim or muscular

He DOES NOT CARE about appearance or anything like that bro jus wants someone to love him FR😭

Back to the silly shit

He cries during romantic movies

Especially if it’s a tragic one

His sobbing ruins the movie FR💀

“God—Ben can you cry quieter?”

“I’m sorry I just can’t believe she died before he could even tell her his feelings!”

Ugly crier fs

Isolated himself from the world after watching the notebook for the first time

Loves playing iMessage games with you especially 8ball and cup pong

He definitely cheats in Uno

Whether or not you help him cheat is up to you

Just know if you call him out on it he’s not talking to you for like a week

If your a regular dude he likes to show off with his powers and everything

If you’re a hero/villain/vigilante etc. he still shows off perhaps even more than before especially when your out doing whatever your doin💀

I could rlly talk abt him forever

He’s actually pretty smart just not in a common sense way

He’d make you come with him to get his ears pierced bc he’s a pussy

I love him and he IS hella strong and shit but he would definitely be too afraid to get his ears pierced

Getting thrown into a car? No problem!

Needle near ear? No.

He can cook a lil bit

No chef but if you want chicken and rice he WON’T give you food poisoning!😁🫶

Better at making drinks

Likes cuddling with you, watching random YouTube videos, and eating goldfish

Has a ritual of rewatching all Jersey Shore seasons at least once every month

Idk if it’s canon but he def doesn’t have a drivers license and you drive him everywhere💀