Billy Cauich - Tumblr Posts

every day i clock into the toxic sludge factory and make slimes and goos of all kinds

would anyone like a nice warm glass of grungnort?

fog of war in the grocery store

wh- what did you just say to me

stop scrolling.

I am utterly captivated by this video series that Taryn Delanie and friends have been making on TikTok

Funniest (fantasy) way to find out you're trans I think. Assigned male by ancient prophecy

villain going to the goon shelter to pick out a new henchman

kicked out of the bdsm scene for saying “you got it, boss!” in an old timey henchman voice whenever someone tells me what to do

I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.

Actual interaction I just had at the airport:

Passenger: I don't see why WE have to check our bags, even though WE followed the rules and OTHERS didn't.

Airline Guy: "Hello folks I'll collect your bags"

Passenger: "you BETTER not lose them"

Airline Guy: "We are gonna throw them right inna ocean."