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un headcannon que yo tengo sobre regulus y sirius, es que además de hablar francés también aprendieron otras lenguas romances de chicos, corte italiano u español, específicamente con acento rioplatense y puedo imaginarlos peleando en español solamente porque tiene insultos más fuertes 💀
seguramente usarían insultos tipo;
hijo de puta
la recalcada concha de tu madre
la puta que te pario
aborto mal hecho
y hay mejores🤠
Okey.
Just a thought, Black bottom brothers.
Thank y'all for coming to my ted talk.
oh oh incoming regulus edit (someone stop me this is going to be sad)
sometimes i decide to actually pay attention and listen to some lyrics for the hundredth time and realize how PERFECT they are (i’ll go back to therapy soon i promise)
black brothers angst edits will be the death of me
by artemisdragcn on instagram <3
“he’s gone, James…. Regulus, he’s gone” 😭😭😭😭😭
just wanted to say that this effectively ruined my day, my night, and possibly my week, thanks.
Sirius: I just got a new dog! It’s a German shepherd. Can you guys guess its name?
Regulus: Hitler.
Sirius: his name is Padfoot.
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Sirius: What did you ever sacrifice?
Regulus: I gave everything, I gave my whole life
Sirius: You died trying to betray the dark Lord that you worshiped wohoo
Regulus: I'm not talking about my death, I'm talking about my life. I gave my whole life.
Sirius:...
Regulus: I stayed when you wanted to leave. I received your burden, and if I had escaped too, they would have hunted you
Regulus: So, Yes, Sirius, I gave my whole life
Remus can also tell the apart for the same reason but flipped
Okay but hear me out everyone thinks Regulus and Sirius look alike right like even the teachers mix them up etc etc but James never mixes them up - he’s the only one who can tell them apart no matter what and he’s just like wdym you can’t tell them apart they’re so different???
“the marauders got the teenage years the golden trio couldn’t and the golden trio got the adulthood the marauders couldn’t get”
STFU😭😭😭😭
The ones with siblings get it
James: Do you really hate Sirius?
Regulus: Yes.
James: So you're telling me you wouldn't save his life? What if he needed a kidney?
Regulus: James, he's my brother. Of course I'd give him my kidney. Just not my respect.
Sirius: I can’t wait to see mum again
Regulus: umm we just left home and you hate mother what do you mean
Sirius: oh that’s your mum
Minnie: Sirius please come to my office now
Sirius: yes mum
first post.. this is a bit scary lol
July 24: dealer | @jegulus-microfic | word count: 595
Game nights were James’ favorite.
Every Saturday evening, James would host a small game night at his flat with all of his friends. They’d have a few drinks, maybe order in some food, and play card games for hours. James looked forward to it every week.
But this Saturday was going to be extra special.
Sirius, James’ best friend, was bringing his little brother, Regulus, with him to James’ game night. James had never met Regulus and was thrilled to finally meet Sirius’ brother.
Sirius had told James that sometimes Regulus was fairly mean and not to expect much out of him. James mulled over that and thought about a million exchanges that might go down between him and Regulus that Saturday.
However, James hadn’t foreseen that Sirius’ brother would be the most beautiful man he’d ever seen.
Regulus was the first person to arrive and he came alone.
When James opened the door his jaw dropped just slightly at the sight of the man in front of him. “Um, hi,” James stammered, “I’m James.” He held out a hand for Regulus to shake.
“I’m Regulus. Sirius’ brother. I’m sure he’s said something about me,” the other man responded in a cool voice, taking James’ hand.
He dropped his hand from the shake and led Regulus inside. “You’re the first to arrive, so it’ll be a bit boring before other people show up with the drinks and cards,” James explained, showing Regulus to his living room and gesturing him to sit on the couch with him.
Regulus nodded and sat down next to James leaving a small gap between them.
They sat like that, in awkward silence, for a few minutes before James couldn’t bear it anymore and asked, “Um, Sirius said you’re still finishing up in uni?”
Regulus nodded again and turned his piercing grey eyes on James. “Yeah, I’m about done with my last year.”
James muttered something that sounded vaguely like “That’s cool” before blurting again with, “So have you ever played cards before?”
Regulus raised an eyebrow at him. “I wasn’t raised under a rock, of course I’ve played before. What are we playing?” Regulus assured James.
James grinned and answered, “Blackjack.”
The other man’s cheeks went pink, which James found insanely adorable. “Oh.” Regulus looked sheepish all of a sudden. “I’ve actually… never played blackjack before. Our family only ever played poker.”
“Oh,” James said a quick prayer in his head before risking putting his arm around Regulus’ shoulders. “I can teach you the basics right now, if you’d like!” He grinned at the man.
Regulus rolled his eyes good-naturedly and huffed, “I guess.”
“Great!” James exclaimed. “So, in blackjack all the players are trying to get closer to 21 than the dealer, but they can’t hold over 21. If you go over, you bust and get nothing. Each hand is played separate and the end goal is to have a higher hand value than the dealer.”
Regulus’ brows furrowed while he took in the information. When James finished his explanation, Regulus remained quiet.
“So, did you understand any of that?” James asked with an airy chuckle.
The corners of Regulus’ lips tipped up in a small smile that lit up his eyes. “Er, no,” he confessed, laughing a little too.
James waved his hand, dismissing the problem. “Lily’ll explain it better anyway.”
James and Regulus made eye contact and burst out laughing together.
“PRONGS?”
Their heads snapped to the living room entrance where Sirius stood, bewildered expression on his face and a pack of 6 drinks in his hand.
august 23: stomachache | @jegulus-microfic | word count: 255
Finally a Part 2 for the Game Night au!
Part 1
“PRONGS?”
Both James and Regulus’ heads snapped to look at Sirius, who had just let himself in through James’ front door.
Sirius gaped at the pair of them and set down the six pack of drinks he was carrying.
“Since when were you friends?” He asked, narrowing his eyes suspiciously and taking out a drink for himself.
Regulus blinked innocently up at Sirius from where he and James were sat on the couch. “We just met,” he told his brother. Regulus put a hand on James’ chest. “He was just explaining how to play Blackjack.”
James’ skin tingled from where Regulus touched him and he felt his cheeks get hot. He could tell Regulus was trying to work up Sirius.
Kudos to him because, frankly, it was working. A vein in Sirius’ temple was visibly straining and he was gripping his drink so tight his knuckles were white.
Sirius cleared his throat and asked, “James- a word in the kitchen?”
James nodded and extracted himself away from Regulus. He heard a small whine in the back of the younger man’s throat and he felt like he could have collapsed right there. As soon as Regulus’ hands weren’t touching him anymore, James felt a cold absence and longed for them to come back.
Surely having thoughts like this about your best friend’s younger brother isn’t normal, right?
He looked back at Regulus before stepping into the kitchen and his heart skipped so many beats he had a small stomachache.
Nope. That definitely wasn’t a normal feeling.
Ok ok HEAR ME OUT HERE!!!
imagine it: Jegulus X The Last Letter From Your Lover AU??? like yes???
James is obviously Anthony O’Hare and Regulus is Jennifer Sterling
FTM Trans! Reg was arranged to marry someone from the Sacred 28 and his parents only allow him to transition bc they needed a male heir and then he meets James who already got Sirius out and they have the whole secret affair with the love letters. ANDDD when Reg decides to run away with him and Walburga obliviates all his memories with James after the crash. And ofc there’s the classic Black Brother Angst bc Sirius thinks that he didn’t mean enough to Reg for him to go with him when he escaped and Regulus wishes that he meant enough to Sirius to get him to stay there with him because he was scared to leave.
Bonus Points if Jegulus is slightly Enemies to Lovers bc Reg hates him for stealing Sirius from him.
Also background Wolfstar in any shape or form !!
There’s definitely more and I can’t think of it rn but feel free to add you own ideas!!
Fr tho anybody who’s seen to movie (or read the book) and wants to should definitely write this :))
James: if I swallowed a magnet…
Regulus: uh oh
James: hypothetically could i use a different magnet to remove said magnet?
Regulus: THE FUCK JAMES?!?
*at the potter’s for halloween*
Mia: do you boys want apple cider?
James: yes please mum!
Sirius: what is apple cider??
James: It’s basically apple juice on steroids
Sirius: thanks mate!
Remus: THE FUCK?!?!
@13personalities your turn
i made a quiz…
Sirius: I’ve seen your cat, it’s black and white and has green eyes.
James: STOP RACIALLY PROFILING MY CAT!
Said by Regulus Black at one point probably
A stab wound? You mean an extra pocket?