Blissember2020 - Tumblr Posts

albus hates mornings but loves his boyfriend 😊💕✨ . . for blissember day 1: hot chocolate, based on that parks and rec scene (below the cut)

baby scorbus w their funky phroggies 🐸🐸 their names are stormageddon dark lord of all and jeff . . for blissember day 3: pets! phroggies are in the style of tootymcnooty  . i would like to go on the record and say that draco is the kind of dad that is adamantly against getting a pet but then immediately becomes best friends with it, thank u for coming to my ted talk . also overheard in the potter household: harry: where did he get the name stormageddon? he’s 2 ginny: this is what happens when you name your child albus severus

florist/tattoo artist au is so 2016. now we have sex shop owner/landscaper/cremator au — it’s the 2020s, babey 😎

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for blissember day 15: rom-com! inspired by the destielputinelection mess 🤠🤟

sometimes a family can just be you and your best mates in drag 💋

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for blissember day 19 and 27: nostalgia and family! from queen’s i want to break free music video 💖 (we can pretend it’s an au where james didn’t die before this song came out)