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Lord I ask you the strength to not make me Simp for this man 🙏
KAISER-NESS BACKSTORY IS FINALLY HERE!!!
WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS SEEMINGLY HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP???
This is my Roman Empire.
Ness in his hairstylist era💇♀️
WHAT THE FUCK IS KAISER ON CHOCKING HIMSLEF WHAT 😭😭😭😭
Oh my god just look at them…
WHY IS KAISER SO KDNEKDNSKSNENTBSNE HES SO SILLY A SILLY GOOSE THE MESSY HEAD HAIR AND HIS MESSY CLOTHES AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE COULDVE HAD FHIS BABY INSTEAD IF A DICKHEAD WHO THE FUCK CORRUPTED MY LITTLE SILLY😭😭😭
The interaction we’ve been waiting for and for once, I stand with Kaiser on this one
Stop flopping Kaiser it’s getting embarrassing 💀💀💀
Oh Kaiser… 💔💔💔💔
DOUBLE ALL HIS PAINA ND GIVE JT TO MEIMEI MY BOY DOES NOT DESERVE THJS
I take a break from reading manga for a couple of weeks and I’ve seen some shit like wdym Rin jumped into the street and almost got killed?
And imagine my shock when I saw I’m Tiktok that Kaiser only uses Ness as an experiment
It’s end of pride month and you mean to tell me the new blue lock leaks had Kaiser say to Ness to leave him? Girl…
guys guys i can't
i think kaiser would be the type of boyfriend to absolutely lose it whenever he sees you wearing your glasses,which fall so perfectly on the bridge of your nose
the room is quiet, save for the sound of your typing and the occasional rustle of papers. you sit at your desk, glasses perched perfectly on the bridge of your nose as you focus on your work and deep in concentration when you hear a familiar voice break through your thoughts
“god, you’re hot,” michael kaiser says, piercing through your concentration
you glance up to see him leaning against the doorframe, eyes locked on you. rolling your eyes, you try to ignore him and get back to your work. “thanks, michael. now please leave me alone, i needa finish these”
he doesn’t move. instead, he walks over and sits on the edge of your desk, his gaze never leaving your face. “seriously, those glasses . . you look hot. you didn’t tell me you—“
“michael, i need to focus,” you say, trying to keep a straight face as you compile the papers, feeling a smile tug at your lips
“and i’m focused on you. you’re too distracting,” he replies, a playful grin on his face. he reaches out and gently lifts your chin, making you look at him. “how am i supposed to leave you alone when you look this good?”
you shake your head, laughing softly. “go away”
he leans in closer, deep cerulean eyes shining with mischief. “mein liebling, its impossible to resist you. did i mention you’re hot?”
“yes, several times,” you say, pushing his shoulder lightly. “now, let me work”
but he doesn’t budge. instead, he shifts so that he’s standing right behind you, his arms draping over your shoulders. “i just want to be near you,” he whispers in your ear, his breath warm against your skin
you sigh, half in exasperation and half in amusement. “michael, i really need to get this done”
“so? you can still get it done while im here, no?” he says, kissing the top of your head. “fine, but don’t think for a second that i’m not going to keep reminding you how stunning you look”
you can’t help but smile as he steps back, giving you some space but still watching you with that same adoring look. it’s hard to stay annoyed with him when he’s so sly with his affection
then, when you try to refocus on your work again, you hear him mutter once more, “so hot”
shaking your head, you decide to let it slide. after all, having a boyfriend who thinks you’re irresistibly attractive, even when you’re trying to be serious, isn’t the worst problem to have . . right?
Imagine being best of friends with Michael Kaiser. Nothing romantic? but really, chaotic.
"What do you have in there Kaiser?" You asked eyes wide at the obviously reddish fresh tattoo all over his wrist into his neck. "Football ball?" He replied like it was something so dumb obvious. Well he was holding a ball, after all the two of you had practice one on one today, without ness bothering the shit out of you two. "Oh hell nah you did not just went to get a tattoo without me!"
"Not gonna lie, it's itchy as fuck." "Then go scratch it or something." You roll your eyes at him as you drink for a break. "My hands are full." Well basically he was holding a sports drink on his supposed to be free hand while his left hand was basically incapable of scratching itself. Looking at him before raising a brow, you smirk and kick the ball you've never stopped playing with your feet. "Suffer then, your highness."
Imagine unlike Ness, you were quite chill around him. Having to know each other for a long time now before having to go and pursue the same dream, only with different heights. The two of you end up joining the very same team to your surprise. "You again? Give me a break." "Oh please, as if it was all joy seeing your face everyday."
Imagine although you aren't as good as Kaiser when it comes to football, you were at least at Ness level. Following the team philosophy, you were alright having to support the very same guy you were supporting for a very long time now. As Ness acted like a annoying love sick puppy, you on the other hand was more like a sturdy tree that Kaiser could relax and lean on.
"I can't.." "Huh?" Ness eyes widen as you tried to lift yourself up but end up couldn't. "I can't.. move my right foot, Ness. Help me up " You spoke as you held up a hand for support in which Ness, the closest teammate on sight dumbfoundedly offer you a hand in return. Grabbing his hand for support and helping you up, you felt a sharp pain on your ankle that you end up whining but had to keep on a calm face once you saw Kaiser approaching across the field.
Imagine, although you were just as good as Ness in terms of skills, your attitude once the match start was on a similar level with your best friend Kaiser. So in the eyes of other, you were a damn arrogant prick who doesn't know their place, what more would they want to do when they saw that audacious stare of yours than to intentionally cause you harm?
"What hap- you- sche-!" "Hey hey hey, calm down, I'm fine. I'm fine, I think it's just a sprain." "Wer hat dir das angetan?" "Kaiser." You place a hand on his shoulder as you see him really to explode in anger. "Calm your shit, they're already out the game." That was the truth, while you were trying your best to stand on your own earlier, the person who did this to you was already called off by the officials and is now out of the game. "Calm your shit your highness, the last thing I want is the team loosing there shit over such thing, so calm down while I get this checked by the doctor on standby, okay?" Giving his shoulder a squeeze, Ness supported you until you reach your team side which already put on a substitution.
Imagine Kaiser was never the one to lost his cool, but damn. Seeing you bitting your lip trying to hide away your pain from him. He want to turn the world upside-down. But then again, you want him and calm and collected all throughout the game. And the only way to do that right now is to aggressively crush the opponents. After all, messing with you, his best friend means messing with him. And he's going to make them realize they fucked up real hard for harming you.
"How was it?" "How are you." He frown "I'm fine." "Goo-" "Just a complete tear of the ligament-" "Verdammt! I should have fucking-!" "Kaiser." You grab him by his cheeks as you made him look at you. "I'll be fine, it's going to take months for treatment but I'll be fine. Why are you so mad? That's unlikely of you man. Calm your shit and go grab me a drink or something, I'm thirsty." You pout, eventually letting go of his face and getting more comfortable on the hospital bed.
Imagine the way he took a step back, holding up a hand on his face to cover half of it as he suddenly felt his cheeks hot. And looking at you now busy making yourself comfortable on the hospital bed. He took a deep breath to calm himself. Heart strangely beating wild on his chest.
"Heh, I'm not your peasant. Go ask someone." "Yeah yeah whatever you say, your highness." Rolling your eyes at him and eventually met with nothing but silence, you let out a chuckle and he did too a little as soon as your chuckle turn into laughter. "But seriously man, it hurts like shit." "Should I go get a doctor?" "No, just stay here with me." "Alright." "But do tell Ness or someone to call a nurse or someone." "Okay."
[ⓒdark-night-hero] 2023°
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i just read chapter 265 of blue lock and i went through it so fast i literally whisper-screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" 😭 I NEED MORE
BLUE LOCK CHAPTER 266 SPOILERS
MICHAEL KAISER YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD ILY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG! (olympic muffin greed)
michael kaiser / reader
established relationship, (affectionate) slut shaming as a joke towards michael, michael is down bad
you: <link attached>
you: film and post a mukbang
you: tw emotional
micha!!: ????
micha!!: it's just an ordinary chocolate muffin what
you: bro do you not see the swimmer guy tweaking out over these damn muffins they gotta be good
you: i need you to try them and report back to me
You see Michael's chat bubble alternate between typing and pausing at the bottom of your phone screen. Right as you're about to call him out on his indecisive buffoonery, you get a FaceTime banner and immediately pick up with pure, non-devious intentions.
Michael's face pops up on the screen, a white towel resting on his bare shoulders as wet, messy hair frames his face. Strands of blue and blond get pushed away as Michael drags his hand through his hair.
"Almost two years of dating and I'm still being called 'bro'."
"Hi Micha! Don't complain and don't contact me until you try the Olympic Chocolate Muffins ©"
Michael groans your name in annoyance, barely covering a laugh to your persistence. He sits on his bed and throws a shirt over his head before responding. "You're saying that as if you're not the one that's going to be spam texting me five minutes after we hang up."
"The only reason why you aren't as clingy is because you're a slut and spending all your time on your side pieces."
"A what?! You need to stop calling me that. Just because I'm hot doesn't mean I'm cheating on you. If I was, I would be inviting you to join."
"I'm so desperate, you don't even understand." You groan in frustration, imagining the ooey chocolate chunks melting into freshly baked muffin batter being abandoned by your boyfriend, the pastries crying out for the slightest bit of attention from the number one sexiest soccer player ever (scientifically proven). "I'm so bored without my super amazing cool awesome hot athletic hunk whore of a boyfriend, I miss you and therefore I need you to humor me a little."
"Don't say I don't love you after this."
"Micha what are you going—"
you: michael
you: michael what are you up to
you: michael pls don't kill the entire village
you: hello why did u hang up
you: 2 minutes no michael kaiser i can't hear out of my eyes anymore my blood oxygen levels are rapidly declining i can't do this anymore
micha!!: <image attached>
micha!!: how many do you want me to bring home
you: MICHAEL WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU SWIPE SO MANY IN 3 MINS
you: BRING ALL OF THEM BUT 20 MUFFINS IN YOUR BAG???
micha!!: you wanted them and who am i to deny my kaiser-deprived partner of their wishes
micha!!: and i'm agreeing to your mukbang idea as long as you do it with me
micha!!: going through that by myself is humiliating and i have an image to maintain but you'll make it slightly more entertaining
you: omg this is so romantic
you: i love you <3333
micha!!: i love you too
micha!!: see you soon :)