Boastful Loki - Tumblr Posts

Kid Loki : “My Y/N was a young servant of the palace. We often played together, she was… She was my best friend.” 

Croki : *purrs* 

Classic Loki : “He says that his Y/N was a beautiful cat. One day, another feline came too close, he got jealous and… things happened. Mine was a princess from another realm. I know Thor took her to Midgard after… I know she was safe.” 

Boastful Loki : “My Y/N was a strong warrior. But she refused to betrayed Odin, so… We were not on the same side at the end.” 

President Loki : “She was an environmental activist. I tried to please her during my presidential campaign, admitting publicly that maybe global warming was a bit true, but she was not satisfied.“

Sylvie : “I met her in a library. She was so sweet. The happiest afternoon of my life. But I had to left her, because the TVA was after me.” 

All of them, looking at Loki : “And yours ?” 

Loki : “She’s a Shield agent who wants to put me in prison.” 

All of them : “… Dude.” 

This is how it should have gone.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i just think genderfluid lokis are neat

And he didn't even take any drugs

he would rain all day,

couldn't wait for his sun to shine

And you made it shine

There when he cried,

you saved his life