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Why would someone sew that to a shirt? Why not something like a...

an orange peel? yeah! Why not an orange peel? I'm gonna sew an orange peel to a shirt one day.

For no absolute reason. XD

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

Brain Damage/Eclipse

I was lying about never animating in Toon Boom again. There was some brief animation in this video. Also, my dad can be heard laughing in the background.

Originally uploaded to YouTube on November 15, 2009.

when his eyes are port-a-potty blue 💙

the lunatic is in my head

TBI list because im sick of getting concussions *I will add more if I remember anymore worth adding*

when I was like 2 I tumbled backwards down a full flight of hardwood stairs backwards, smacking my skull all the way down

at school I got my head slammed into a giant steel (?) door when I was bending down to pick up a ball (bonus points for being knocked unconscious, the doctors said it was a miracle my skull didnt crack open from the sharp edge of the door being the part that whacked me)

all the times I flipped my whole body weight onto a hardwood floor at martial arts (I could never flip&land properly from malnourishment so my head got bonked a lot) *I got 6 concussions from that alone*

when I was boating & the boom hit the back of my head on a gybe at >24 knots (google that if u dont know wtf im saying boating terms r hard to describe but 24 knots is very heavy wind) +1000000 aura because I sailed the boat mostly back to shore from a good chunk of km while bleeding before I got on the coach motorboat and passed out *somehow the bleeding was from my skin getting scraped from a screw and I DIDNT end up with a fractured skull at all, my guardian angel was working tf overtime that day holy shittt* wins award for worst concussion ive ever gotten, is a story I tell anyone who'll listen

lack of oxygen to my brain from a near drowning (surprise surprise I was sailing again and got stuck underwater with a facemask on, it was covid times haha) I went unconscious and when I woke up in the water my scrawny ahh body had to right a water filled boat and bail said water. ended up puking up water for a good chunk of time while getting bonked by the boats boom. I also pulled up the kid I was sailing with who also fell in the ocean after events just said this was actually so traumatic I remember thinking how I couldn't let my dad have to go to a funeral where he would have to see my water bloated body. I think this was also the only time my will to live pushed thru. lwk proud of myself that was kinda badass

when my obsessive "friend" choked me until I passed out bc I didnt want her to hold me in her lap, and when I woke up she had her hands around my throat squeezing. -999/10 ended up with bruises all over my neck and kids asked me if I was getting abused at home from how long these marks stayed!

swinging from my shower rod like a gymnast (I was like 5 ok) and my neck hit the bathtub & snapped back- 0/10 embarrassing and the wall is still cracked from where the pole broke

my #1 opp in elementary hitting my head like a baseball with a solid metal baseball bat

Honourable mentions

my mom clocking me in the head with a dictionary bc I couldn't find a word (girlie a dictionary behind YOU💜)

lets be real ALL the times my mom clocked my head with something

falling out of a bed onto hardwood floor over 4ft in the air as a toddler (ow)

falling off the monkey bars & snapping my neck (like how I did in event #6 but on a ladder to get to rly tall monkey bars)

hanging upside down for 40+ minutes and passing out when I got down

getting hit by a car while scootering + injuring my neck

getting crushed by my mom after we got hit by a car while I was scootering (how tf did this happen TWICE)

my mom unintentionally almost suffocating me at the beach when I was 7(?) she fell on top of my head when we were playing where the waves meet dry sand (where its all squishy) and she couldn't get up and she kept falling on me :(

random fainting spells *probably caused by all events above lets bfr*

the car accidents crack me up more than ill admit bc it was the same car TWICE too 😀

BRAIN DAMAGE dir. frank henenlotter

Have you heard about the secret Beach Episode 🏖️

The Lunatic is in my head

great

another hour long video

god help me