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this keeps on happening. It can’t keep on happening.
i cant deal with any more doughnuts, I can’t do it guys. It needs to stop.
delusional theory abt why jouno and tachihara r alive (I’m going crazy I need them to live) if you can’t read it lmk 😋 TACHIHARA WILL LIVE TACHIHARA WILL LIVE TACHIHARA WILL LIVE TACHIHARA WILL LIVE, JOUNO WILL LIVE JOUNO WILL LIVE JOUNO WILL LIVE they will live guys, also I wrote this during my English class, it js suddenly came to me😜😜
And then Verlaine find Atsushi in a random alley and decides to adopt him too
Hear me out: Verlaine and Rimbaud living happily in a ranch house in the French countryside with Chuuya who they adopted (read: stole). They live happily away from the control of any of their governments who want to use them.
And then a few years later, a group of kids, two of whom are currently younger than Chuuya, show up at their door asking for a place to stay for the night.
Verlaine does some digging and convinces Rimbaud to take them in.
And now Verlaine, who claims to be so far detached from humanity, is raising a bunch of kids.
Just like cute domestic moments with them too.
Teruko aging Chuuya up and him not getting any taller and getting upset
Tachihara tripping and scratching his nose and Verlaine cleans it and puts a bandaid on
Rimbaud using his ability when Jouno gets overwhelmed by things like thunderstorms
Tecchou eating his silly food combos and Verlaine, assuming this is normal people diet, joining in
They’re very careful about keeping them hidden because Rimbaud is worried the Japanese government will look for them (Verlaine and Chuuya both claim they would kick their asses causing Rimbaud to roll his eyes and kiss Verlaine and Chuuya to gag)
But eventually as time goes by, they calm down a bit
So we get Verlaine, Rimbaud, and their small army of government science projects at the amusement park and doing happy family activities and things like that
hc that the hunting dogs have a whole cabinet in their kitchen full of various food dyes for teccho
hc that Jouno is really good at detecting lies bc of his heightened senses
Low key the hunting dogs are so much further detached from humanity than I think we give them credit for.
Aside from the obvious dehumanizing of themselves to characters like Sigma or Kunikida, they also just treat their bodies like objects.
Teruko punctures her own eardrums without hesitation to protect her brain.
Jouno’s first thought when being lit on fire is using his blood to cool the flames.
Tecchou says that even if they knock him down from the helicopter, he’ll just use his sword to get right back up, not even mentioning the pain.
Tachihara stabs himself with his own ability to keep his cover. When the coin bomb explodes in his hand, he’s only mildly upset that it could’ve “messed him up”, before going back to what he was doing.
Fukuchi was willing to be the centerpiece of his plot for world peace, and intentionally took the blame. It’s no mistake that his plan included his death.
Beyond all that, Teruko describes them as slaves to society. Tachihara (and I think Fukuchi also does this) refers to them as the fangs of the government.
One of the translations of Fukuchi’s speech to Fukuzawa while he’s being interrogated is that the Hunting Dogs won’t rest until they catch their prey because that’s how they were designed.
Idk just something abt the silly dog soldiers and their own humanity. Not questioning it, that’s not their place. They already know that they’re weapons.
i was listening to mitski and things happened
We lost a good one today. That dang plot armor sword.
I really hope that as the manga goes on more we get to learn more about the hunting dogs pasts and more about Hirotsu, Gin and Higuchi’s background’s too.
So ready for the next chapter
Wait.
What if the story of Bungou Stray Dogs is just a frame narrative. So maybe Atsushi is telling this story to his children, but it's their bedtime, so he tells them that he will tell the rest of the story the next night. Atsushi then cuddles for the rest of the night with his husband, Akutagawa, who pretends to be a vampire, making both of them laugh.
In the morning, their children meet up with Chuuya and Dazai's children, who are joined by Higuchi and Gin's kid. Kenji and Kyouka reveal that they are engaged. Poe and Ranpo call in from America to say they can make the wedding date. Yosano and Kouyou shed tears at this beautiful turn of fate. Nikolai and Fyodor show up, and everyone is jokingly mad at them. Fyodor promised to bring his band over for the wedding. Nikolai says he can provide the entertainment. Kyouka and Kenji have invited Mori and Fukuzawa, who were currently on a honeymoon in Italy.
Fukuchi died because he set one order wrong and ended up killing himself and nobody else.
Aya and Teruko live with Bram and Sigma.
Kunikida started up his old relationship with Katai, and managed to clean him up a bit.
Jouno and Tetchou live happily but the Hunting Dogs group chat keeps getting spammed by Jouno and his text-to-speech.
Tachihara and Tanizaki get together after Naomi forced him to go on a double date with her and Haruno.
Lucy and Lousia get a thing going on, leaving Fitzgerald and Steinbeck alone. They get a thing going too.
Lovecraft stays asleep (he tired of this)
And they all lived gaily ever after (pun intended).
This was Asagiri can keep the mystique of what happened, leaving the fandom to wonder how everybody was still alive, and begging Asagiri on a daily basis to ask him how he did it.
There is no other way.
How many days has it been without seeing Jouno in the manga...
I'm going insane
Tofu can't draw hats y'all
I made this in 30 minutes don't come at me
I miss my pookiebear Jouno 😔😔
Lovely little Jouno
Me when I snatch cute outfits from A.I. generated stuff and draw them on Jouno instead because I can
the dogs that hunt
Sherliam x hunting dogs :D
I'm real again and I bring Suegikus
