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What if Atsushi's ability always heals him whenever he's sick and he just wishes he could trade abilities with Akutagawa for a day so that Akutagawa can know what it feels like to not be sick even if it's for just one day

"Do you think we could take on and defeat a trisingular god with just the two of us. Also are you alright with dying."

There's a guy that I just want him to be the akutagawa of my atsushi, but how can I say that without sound weird? I just wanna be gay and happy 😭

Yes, yes he does

akutagawa ryuunosuke who stocks up on atsushi's favorite snacks and drinks too but atsushi is too polite to break in (and akutagawa never told atsushi where he lives) and akutagawa is too awkward to invite him over (he tried once and somehow ended up insulting atsushi's whole lineage)

Today I offer you: this very specific brand of sskk interactions

Bsd cats!! ♡

Look how adorable it is for them!! :>

Ada reunion but dazai is in the port mafia?

Here me out

Ranpo decided that it was time that the Ada had a "family" reunion. So he invited everyone that is or was in the ADA to the HQ that the ADA resides in

Kunnikida was in charge of the main course meal and Ranpo was in charge of the snacks, Yosano was in charge of the beverages

Everyone came

The only person who hasn't shown up yet was Dazai

Lucy and Poe were invited because Ranpo that it'd be funny

Ranpo was pacing whilst eating pocky waiting for Dazai he knew Dazai would come and be late but didn't really know how late and he hated it

Atsushi, (somehow) convinced Ranpo that Akutagawa could come and actually got there before Dazai himself, stood next to Kyouka and Akutagawa holding a glass of a champagne

Yosano held a glass of wine and graciously took sips

Ranpo held one of the pocky to his lips "where is Dazai?! What's taking him so long?!" Ranpo asked furiously

Atsushi looked at the detective with a confused look as Aku was trying to convince him why strawberry cake is better than plain ole vanilla "can't you ultra-deuce where he is? Isn't that you're known for?" Which stopped the pacing Ranpo "why didn't I think of that sooner?!"

The raccoon lover that Ranpo loves so much, Poe, held a book as he stood not very far from the pacing detective "because you were too busy stuffing your face with biscuits and pacing-" he says as Karl, who was peacefully on his shoulder, decided to pat Poe's head

Soon the door opened before Ranpo can fully deuce where Dazai's where abouts where the door opens revealing Dazai in attire that resembles Chuuya "sorry I'm late, I had to finish writing a report to the boss" he said as closed the door and putting a familiar fedora on his head

"Dazai whose hat is that?" Asked Kunnikida "I borrowed it from the slug" he said

They had gotten to the dinner portion and the reunion was inttrupted by the president with someone with familiar orange hair

Fukazawa called attention to the ADA and it's former member, Dazai, to ask a question

Fukazawa sighed "who here has a-" before Fukazawa could finish, Chuuya sprints towards Dazai. "Called it" was heard from Ranpo, Atsushi, and Akutagawa as Junichiro, Naomi, and Kyouka puts 40 dollars in the middle for each of the winners

Dazai took of the hat and put it above his head "if Chibi wants the hat Chibi has to-" and before Dazai could react Chuuya jumps and now had the hat

Yosano somehow convinced Ranpo to let Chuuya stay and somehow convince Chuuya to stay and Dazai had to drive Chuuya home

Bsd incorrect quotes

Dazai: Hey Atsushi I bet I can predict what is going to happen with you and Akutagawa

Atsushi: *snorts* okay what

Dazai: he comes in and throws a bag of meat buns at you saying eat something Jinko

Atsushi: *shakes head* not going to happen

[Lunch time]

Atsushi: I knew-

Akutagawa: EAT SOMETHING JINKO *Throws a fresh bag of meat buns at Atsushi then leaves*

Atsushi: staring in disbelief

Kyouka: Eat them

headcanon atsushi’s ability the tiger does not know what to do when it likes someone

like in general atsushi is bad with knowing what to do with the ppl he likes and showing affection – like he tries to mimic others but he himself is still working on something that feels natural if that makes sense

but the tiger

the tiger is far worse becuz the only positive thing it can associate with positive emotions is food so every time it gets closer to the full moon the tiger starts whispering in the back of his mind that he should eat dazai and kunikida

then kyouka and junichiro

and ranpo and yosano and fukuzawa and kenji and naomi and haruno

at first atsushi panics (naturally) worries he’s a cannibal, thinks the tiger hates the agency, panics more, especially after dead apple when he and the tiger gained an understanding of each other and he realized that the tiger was protecting him so he’s like why r u trying to kill the agency members

but gradually he realizes that actually the tiger just doesn’t know how to deal with positive emotions and yeah

anyway:

atsushi: dazai-san is so nice to me :)

the tiger: yeah :)

the tiger: we should eat him

atsushi: NO????

//

kunikida, patting atsushi’s head: good job on ur report atsushi

the tiger: use his arm against him and eat him

kunikida: atsushi u look weird are u feeling unwell

atsushi: hahaha dont worry about no weird thoughts here hahahaha

//

atsushi, literally just working:

the tiger: the small candy one eats a lot of sugar. he would taste sweet. Eat him.

atsushi: NO??????????????

ranpo, looking up: i’ve actually always wondered what i would taste like-

//

and so on

is this incredibly dumb? yes but is it also funny, yes

atsushi realizes he likes akutagawa because at some point when he spots him the tiger immediately starts wondering what he’d taste like

atsushi, sees akutagawa: oh there’s that basta-

the tiger: i bet he’d taste really nice

atsushi:

atsushi: oh 

atsushi: oh no

//

akutagawa: how did you figure out you liked me?

atsushi: i couldn’t stop thinking about what you’d taste like

akutagawa, blushing: oh-

atsushi: yeah it was insane how much the tiger wanted to kill and eat u

akutagawa, slightly confused and horrified: oh-

//

eventually as atsushi learns to deal with his feelings so does the tiger but unfortunately it’s still an animal so its more like

atsushi: dazai’s so nice :)

the tiger: yeah :)

the tiger: lets hunt a deer for him 

atsushi: no??????????????

//

kunikida, petting atsushi’s hair: good job on the job atsushi

atsushi, not thinking about what he’s saying: kunikida i like u so much should i kill a bear for u?

kunikida, slightly confused, slightly flattered: uhh no???????

//

atsushi, at the store: lemme just get something for kyouka-

the tiger: we shall hunt until we find something suitabl-

atsushi: no.

//

atsushi: im sorry i transformed last night, snuck out of ur place, hunted down a goose, broke back in, left it in the living room table, and then climbed on top of u, still a tiger, and then fell asleep and only transformed back now, after u had to use rashomon to get tiger me off u 

akutagawa, dead tired: yeah i don’t know what the appropriate response is but ur cleaning the bloo-

akutagawa: wait wtf do u mean theres a dead goose in the living room

atsushi: do u not like goose :(

akutagawa: that is NOT the issue here

//

yeah

art dump from school!!!:3 still working on the ranpoe one, i had major artblock today GRRR chat they r so silly:33😜 anyways little autism creatures cus yes, and mini autism ranpo💪 ALSO SHIN SKK WOAHH🤯🤯

I thought of this a while ago and thought I'd draw it

Magical girls!

Akutagawa is SMITTEN

My baby Takeshi!!

I love them a lot, i hope you can like them too 💜

Not me getting bingo twice (plz note I haven’t finished the show yet and yes I will read the novels the second I do, I’m on season 4 and AGAHSBSHBSHSBSHANA NIKOLAI MY BELOVED)

Update on this a few months later

(note: for the username one, I figure the names “dazaiseyebandages” and “bungosgayestdog” count)

(note 2: I cannot fill in the ginger phobic one as I am currently a ginger and therefore a walking talking casual chuuya cosplay)

Not me getting bingo twice (plz note I haven’t finished the show yet and yes I will read the novels the second I do, I’m on season 4 and AGAHSBSHBSHSBSHANA NIKOLAI MY BELOVED)

[read from left to right]

That's so foolish, Jinko 😐 *keeps watching* *secretly enjoys it*

all credits to the original artist @anikenom on X

Hellloo:33 so i was thinking dazai and chuuya just sharing reader like how would that go?? :3

I'm not doing bsd requests right now but this has been in my inbox for a while, so... also More poly!SKK. TW- very small hint of implied abuse in paragraph two. Dazai and Chuuya sharing someone would be so chaotic, they would have arguments out the ass about who gets too spend time with you and who gets too have you for the day. Because their schedules are so chaotic, you are alone for a bit, but on average you're with Dazai more often then not because his job isn't as demanding as Chuuyas. Being in this.. relationship does have a multitude of factors though, which are as follows. Whether Dazai is still in the port mafia, if the relationship is poly or if it's just sex and how attached they both are to you. If Dazai is still in the port mafia, the relationship between the three of you would be extremely toxic. There would be constant arguments between them about literally everything. Dazai, in the port mafia, is a lot more sadistic and open with his behaviour, whether that be hitting you or saying the meanest shit, he doesn't care. With Chuuya there though, he'd keep Dazai in line and isn't afraid too get physical with Dazai when he needs too, especially if Dazai puts his hands on you. I personally don't see Chuuya ever laying a hand on you, it doesn't matter if he's pissed or not. if Dazai was in the ADA though, it'd be chaotic but not super toxic. Sure, there'd be arguments but it's mostly just funny banter, they also aren't as likely too get into fights together with Dazai being in the ADA, especially if you're there. Dazai in the agency has calmed down quite significantly and isn't as prone to violence, whether that be towards you or people in general, although he does still instigate things, especially with Chuuya, but it's mostly a healthy, fun relationship. If this is a poly relationship, let me just say, you are the safest person in the world and they'd love you deeply, making sure you're safe, because you are the most important person in the world to them and they put you before everything and everyone. I think a poly relationship with them would be so fun and sweet, there's never a dull moment with Dazai and Chuuya is cannonly the best boyfriend in all of BSD, the definition of dream a man. I feel like you'd live with Chuuya and Dazai would also live there or he'd be at Chuuyas house so much that he basically lives there. It would make more sense too live with Chuuya because his house is definitely bigger and more secure. Also the sex with them would be so fucking good with either of them but both at the same time? It's like euphoria. If it's just for sex, Chuuya would still care about you and would most likely develop a deeper connection with you but Dazai wouldn't really care that much for you, also they would be very reluctant too share you with the other, but if you ask nicely, they'd begrudgingly agree. If they are both attached then they're never letting you go, like, ever. They'd want too constantly spend time you, always buying you gifts and taking you out. They would take such good care of you, especially Chuuya, he'd help make dinner, help with the house work and so on. While Dazai would plan spontaneous dates and coddle you constantly, he's also the one you'd spend the most time with because Chuuyas job is very high maintenance. If it's just Dazai that's attached to you, Chuuya would still wanna spend time with you, but he wouldn't be around as often. If Chuuya was the only one attache to you, which is the most likely case, Dazai would wanna be around mostly too spite Chuuya. Overall, a relationship between you and SKK would be a one and only experience. They would both make amazing boyfriends, despite their individual trauma and problems. They care very deeply about you and are willing too kill or die for you, tear the world down with their bare hands for you. They're both very loyal towards you and keep you spoiled and happy.

Aya-chan is contaminated by Dazai...

holy trifecta of guys being homoerotically killed by their partners

Have these Fem!sskk that came to me in a dream.

Specifically a dream I had during English class