Bts Taekook - Tumblr Posts

hoseok: i'm sending good vibes your way. they're coming. there's nothing you can do to stop them.

yoongi:

yoongi: this is the most threatening way i've ever been cheered up.

jungkook, fondly: taehyung sleeps with his eyes open and talks in his sleep sometimes. it's cute.

taehyung, asleep with his eyes open: fight me... you motherfucker... square up... i think the fuck not

hoseok: jungkook, where'd you get that bruise?

jungkook: *flashback to him walking into a pole after taehyung blew a kiss at him*

jungkook: i'm in a gang

taehyung: what are your strengths?

jungkook: i fall in love easily

taehyung: um, okay... and your weaknesses?

jungkook: those beautiful eyes of yours

[taekook texting]

taehyung: what are you doing tonight?

jungkook: *message not delivered* working again :(

jungkook: you?

taehyung: oh, i like where this is going ;)

hoseok: how do you want your coffee?

yoongi: as dark and bitter as my soul.

hoseok: okay, so a white chocolate mocha then..

jungkook: i'm off to that meeting

taehyung: forgetting something?

jungkook: ah yes

jungkook, gently kisses taehyung on his forehead

taehyung, blushing: i meant your wallet but thank you

jungkook: tell us, is there a spirit in my room?

ouija board: Y-E-S

jungkook: great. your portion of the rent

is $1000. it's due the first of the month.

ouija board: W-T-F

yoongi: i get really offended when people tell me i'm going to hell for being gay because i feel like they're overlooking all the perfectly valid reasons i'm going to hell.

yoongi: look, i may have many flaws, but atleast heterosexuality isn't one of them.

taehyung, in booty shorts getting ready to be pretending as if he's about to workout: hey, jungkook ! how are you ?

jungkook, so overwhelmed by taehyung's ass in those booty shorts that he's unable to decide between 'good' or 'okay': gay.

yoongi, to hoseok: It's hard to maintain a reputation for being cool and mysterious when i'm accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, skipping merrily along at my side, holding my hand, and smiling sweetly on one and all ...

jungkook, kisses taehyung

taehyung, nervous: SAGDASKJDG

jungkook, smiles: you like kisses?

taehyung: HDFJDHKJSG

jungkook, nods: you like kisses

jungkook: there's only one way to decide...

jungkook: rock, paper, scissors !

taehyung: [scissors]

jungkook: [rock]

taehyung: oh no i lost :(

jungkook:

taehyung: :(

jungkook: no no, you won !! this rock is soft !!!

taehyung: describe yourself in one word.

jungkook: yours.

taehyung, tearing up: disgusting.

taehyung: say it again.

taehyung, trips and lands into jungkook's lap

taehyung: oh i'm so sorry

jungkook: no it's okay

taehyung, snuggling into jungkook's chest

taehyung: i'm soooo clumsy

taehyung, applying lip balm

jungkook: what flavor is that ?

taehyung: oh it's strawberry flavor !

jungkook: does it taste like strawberry too ?

taehyung: you can try, here.

jungkook, kisses taehyung instead

jungkook: huh it does !

taehyung: *taehyung.exe stopped working

jungkook: where were you taehyung?

taehyung: i was in my room. why?

jungkook: i went to the kitchen to get some snacks but you weren't there

taehyung: do you remember our first meet?

jungkook: yes

taehyung: you flirted with me and told me i had a pretty head.

jungkook: is there something on my chest?

taehyung: other than your peircings and my eyes, no