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lmao, I have an idea for desperate Scogan shippers who feel left out after the D&W movie 😋

edit: get ready, cause I bash off a lot of fucking walls AKA get sidetracked. Badly.

So uh— 💥boosh💥💥💥 it’s like- X-men 97/movieverse based & some child/younger character who Logan or Scott are very close to (ima’ make it baby Nathan here) has been either snatched up by some interdimensional force or just the T.V.A felt a little too silly, sent some trigger happy arseholes to look at the timeline, pruned them (the child) like a fucking weed, so either way, all three of them end up the Voidtm & Scott + Logan have to go find & save the kid.

so yeah, these idiots are running around, going along their ~merry~ way while bickering & being petty to each other until, by one way or another, someone reaches their boiling point. (Preferably, I’d want it to be Scott bc character’s-composure-breaks arc my beloved 😛🤌❤️) Which means:

✨Honda Odyssey scene✨

(& for the people who are prolly like “wait, how would we image the rawness of that scene if Scott doesn’t have insane abilities like Deadpool????” And to that I go: idk either image them mid-fight being like “uuuuh- this is gonna get bad sooo- safeword?????” or maybe just make up that earlier -whether before the kidnapping or just a bit 🤏 before the Void- Scott got hit with a (convenient) macguffin that fundamentally gave him the same powers AKA regeneration abilities as Wade & by the time him & Logan are in the Voidtm, he’s still trying to figure out how tf to get used to this, just thinking: “HOW THE FUCK DOES LOGAN LIVE LIKE THIS????????!?!??!?????” & when the blessed in-the-Honda✨✨ bit happens, it’s just a bit more vile & also just waaay more morbidly kinky (exc Logan stabs Scott violently in the stomach & -without thinking about it- fucking pulls out with some guts stringing loose, for second is like “oh fuck, that was way to much & Scott is definitely not gonna cope with that well”, only for Scott to laugh manically, shove Logan’s head into the back of the front & say (very deliriously with a shittonne of blood leaking out his nose & mouth (😫*no 🔫🔫*) “come here and do your worst, WOLVERINE“ cut to copious amounts of stabbing, bleeding, rage, extreme screaming, laugher (mostly from a off-the-walls Cyclops) & by the end, some VERY questionable (but still “stress releasing” for those two so ig maybe it’s good?? For them?????? :DDD) noises lol (mostly just them both (*COUGH* *COUGH* SCOTT *EGGMAN DYING NOISES*) saying things like: “show me what your REALLY are” + “come here you little- *gets violently lasered uwu*)))

I’m normal. And a very neat & tidy writer I swear :’3 ✨✨✨🌸💖✨🌸😭💥💥✨

lol created a Scogan fankid shortly after watching D&W. In fact, I created a whole bunch :D. And for some reason, my brain made it so that:

-two (or well one ig bc their just variants of each other) have scruffy bird wings on their back’s, with one of them having been born from a accidental soul bonding/mating ritual while the other just kinda spawned in ggbffgvv

-one is a violent & world ending villain w/ a symbolism & ‘tinkering’ (AKA dissecting bodies) obsession

-another one is a born-20-years-old clone who eventually figures out a personality & becomes a monotonous metaphorical (bc their super tall & cryptid looking) little shit who also has a world-threatening-villain variant (who also happens to have a kaiju-esc form??? what?????)

-another two are quarter slightly-horrific-alien from a post secret invasion type A.U

-another one is basically in the situation of Paul from dune, making them a cult leader + ‘commander’/contract partner with an eldritch abomination/shifter/spirt(??) (who is also an ironstrange fankid wth)

-another one is a from a fdugding M.L.P pony looking A.U (Y’know those crosship posts on Deviantart where they use M.L.P pony bodies as bases for the characters??? Anyone???????) who is part symbiote & can sense/predict other’s emotions and/or actions

-(you know the drill) another one is from an canon divergence X-men 97’! universe & has horrifying/ragged movie monster teeth + an unhinging jaw (their 5)

-another one has the FUCKING ABSOLUTE SOLVER AS THEIR POWERS (why?????? bc after watching the murder drones final, my thoughts were like: “he hey image if Logan was the A.S host lmao???” (Idk I luv puppet &/or janky movement animation 😁😋✨))

-yet again, another one is an edgy assassin/sort of anti-hero in the future-current reality of a Logan! reincarnation A.U :DDD

-another one (last one fn I swear) is just baby :D. Who’s currently living in an demonic/infection A.U apocalypse with their mum (who is Scott) yaaa:3

lmao I have no idea why my brain made them those ways I swear fhgbfgggf 🥲🥲

mmmm thinking of potential MegOp fankids…

Current brainstormed kiddies: (lol most of them are just names that randomly popped into my head <]])

-Callisto (post! T.F.P not R.I.D2015)

-Embers (post/canon divergent(??)! T.F.A)

-Orion Spark (T.F.P)

-‘Rocky’/Coldstar (IDW/M.T.M.T.E comics)

-Hyacinth (post! T.F.P or T.F.A)

-Artemis (post! T.F.P or T.F.A)

-Aster (idk???)

-Mercury (post maybe????! T.F.P)

-Perseus (T.F.P)

-Apollo (post! T.F.P or T.F.A)

-‘Apex’/‘Rogue’/Fighter (post/canon divergent! Bayverse)

-Nari (canon divergent! Beast Wars)

-Thyorllæ/‘Shadowquake’ (post??/canon divergent (basically an A.U)! G1 & Beast Wars) (they don’t rlly count as a MegOp fankid bc B.W! Meg’s is a separate character + Optimus Primal is a descendant but I digress :7)

-Tarnished (Unicron trilogy (tho mostly Armada))

-‘Scout’/Lawlight (Unicron trilogy (tho mostly Energon))

-‘Hera’/Temporal (Unicron trilogy (just Cybertron))

-Caine (R.I.D2001)

-Ariadne (original continuity)

-Nebula (G1)

-‘Casey’/Cassowary (R.I.D2001)

-Sonia/Selene (canon divergent! Bayverse)

-Ashwell (ffffhgg idk what that name is 🫠) (original continuity/soft body)

-Woven (canon divergent! T.F.A)

-Pollux (R.I.D2001)

-Lilac (post/canon divergent! G1)

-‘Low’/Hestia (original continuity/soft body)

-Cether (canon divergent! IDW)

-Isodaetes (original continuity)

-‘Flow’/Flowstone (original continuity/soft body (kinda??))

-Prometheus (canon divergent! T.F.P)

aaaaaaaand that’s all I got rn :D

mmmh thinking about G1! Optimus with big soft breasts….

stupid gow! A.U’s #1:

A.U where Atreus is constantly wearing this t-shirt:

my brain is full of vampire! Charles A.U’s & I cannot stop the thought tinkering around in my head….

X-men but. It’s Spiderverse but also- it’s focused around Professor X/telepath users-type characters 😙😙😙

Already got ideas for who’s who:

a teenage Madelyne Pryor (AKA goblin queen/Jean Grey’s clone) is Miles (could of just made them Jean but I didn’t want to hajhahjahggfg)

mentally not okay/at first still drug addicted D.O.F.P! Charles is in Peter B’s place

a variant of Scott who gained Jean’s powers after her death as Spider! Gwen Stacey

Raven/Mystique who was reformed but then somewhat went back to her old ways as uncle Aaron/Prowler (idk how that would work, maybe she was put in charge or volunteered to look after Madelyne :/)

& old Charles would be in the slot of the Peter from Miles timeline AKA he dies, therefore setting Madelyne up for her arc as Miles had in the movie 👍

not sure who the other Spider People or the villains would be,,,

idk what this whole idea is, I just want more main character Madelyne Pryor Stuff ig mfggjhhgdffdeebb 😙

omfg I just saw someone shipping G.O.W! Aphrodite x Freya & I am ecstatic ghghggfggfgf NEW SHIP YALL‼️‼️‼️‼️

X-men. But Charles’s telepath powers cause him to accidentally stretch his mind beyond the cosmos & into the ‘unknown’??? Ig?????, whatever, the point is, messing around & doing something like that is obviously gonna have consequences on the mortal brain + maybe body. So what am I alluding to you may ask????? Simple,,,

*SLAMS HANDS DOEN ON TABLE* eldritch Charles :33.

(Preferably with a side of memory loss & feral-ifiedness)

mhmhn post-T.F.P-but-only-kinda-R.I.D2015 A.U where instead of being revived, Optimus escapes the ‘Prime void’ (which in my hc, is just a somewhat conscious Unicron using his energy to trap & mess with / manipulate O.P’s captured spark) & is able to get to the living world again (after somehow reviving themself idk) only to discover that their sparked w/ Megatron’s sparkling & then basically just wandering around the universe, avoiding all cybertronian contact they can, along with birthing & caring for their’s & Meg’s bitlet that the now parent O.P (going under their old destination Orion) names Zagreus

(ghghggghg totally not foreshadowing for any horrible tragic event to come nope nu uh never ;33 💞💞💞)

Feral! Logan in Scogan ship this, animalistic protectiveness! Logan in Scogan that- NO‼️‼️‼️ FERAL! SCOTT IN SCOGAN‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ APESHIT! SCOTT LETTING LOOSE IN ORDER TO PROTECT &/OR RESCUE HIS STINKY BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

in my latest T.F.P/R.I.D2015 A.U, when I say that O.P avoids all the contact they can w/ other cybertronians + Cybertron, I actually mean almost. While running around in space, helpless on what to do with the situation he’s currently in AKA rapidly developing baby cooking in their chest, O.P had the GREATEST luck of all to be able to make some friends/acquaintances w/ various spaceship crews & either solo or smallish groups of travellers. Said groups were obvs very wary &/or hostile towards Optimus/Orion at first, but most of them quickly put their varying opinions of the so-called ‘heroic’ war legend aside when it was discovered that lil’ old Op’ was sparked. And great Solus and all things forged, THE MECH’S ALL ALONE AND SPARKED!?!??????!!!!!!???? WITH NO THOUGHT OR IDEA ON WHAT THEIR GOING TO DO ONCE THEY GO INTO LABOUR IN THE [MIDDLE OF NOWHERE SPACE WITH ALSO NO SIRE TO HELP AND NO EXPERIENCE WHEN IT COMES TO BIRTH APART FROM RETURNING INSTINCTS!!!!!!??!!?!!??!!????!??????!!!!!!!]

Ye, the whole situation of O.P’s acquaintance with these mecha is very much somewhat comforting &/or sweet but still a very complicated, ball of yarn-type mess lmao

idk dark fantasy! Scogan where Logan is a wandering eldritch-y! magic-fugitive, his ‘mutation’ (AKA in this world, natural-born magic) having well, mutated & caused their body to become a barely self-contained black swirling mass of dark matter & ash that smells of rotten flesh hidden under his tattered robe AND Scott being a part of this worlds wild magic friendly/wizard-y X-men + a former cult ‘raised’ child that was almost turned into a Supernatural weapon & as a consequence, is constantly running into life &/or soul-threatening danger bc hey, he’s already had his mind & body almost completely collapse into each other in a botched ritual attempt, why should he care about self-preservation now??????

Madelyne Pryor feral Madelyne Pryor feral Madelyne Pryor feral Madelyne Pryor feral Madelyne Pryor feral Madelyne Pryor feral Madelyne Pryor feral Madelyne Pryor feral Madelyne Pryor feral Madelyne Pryor feral Madelyne Pryor feral Madelyne Pryor feral Madelyne Pryor feral Madelyne Pryor feral Madelyne Pryor feral Madelyne Pryor feral Madelyne Pryor feral Madelyne Pryor feral Madelyne Pryor feral Madelyne Pryor feral Madelyne Pryor feral Madelyne Pryor feral Madelyne Pryor FERAL Madelyne Pryor FERAL Madelyne Pryor FERAL Madelyne Pryor FERAL Madelyne Pryor FERAL Madelyne Pryor FERAL Madelyne Pryor FERAL Madelyne Pryor FERAL Madelyne Pryor FERAL Madelyne Pryor FERAL Madelyne Pryor FERAL MADELYNE PRYOR FERAL MADELYNE PRYOR FERAL MADELYNE PRYOR FERAL MADELYNE PRYOR FERAL MADELYNE PRYOR FERAL MADELYNE PRYOR FERAL MADELYNE PRYOR FERAL MADELYNE PRYOR FERAL MADELYNE PRYOR FERAL MADELYNE PRYOR FERAL MADELYNE PRYOR FERAL MADELYNE PRYOR FERAL MADELYNE PRYOR FERAL MADELYNE PRYOR FERAL M—

A.U where when Sinister still had the real Jean captured, knowing what Madelyne would choose as her villain name once it was time, decided with his fucked sense of humour to *cough* make some changes to Jean’s…..everything.

months later, when Morph went to answer the mansion’s door, they would then proceed to turn around with their arms full holding a scroungy looking pint sized thing. A strange little humanoid with big, frankly stupid looking ears, pale red-peach skin & a rats-nest head of bright auburn hair….

Rightfully so, the mansion is filled with various confused sounding yells & screams of, put simply. WTF.

…hours later, a poor stoopid looking sized gfgffgwwvGHFGVV I CANT- scrambled Jean would wake up in the medbay, feeling wrong, panic horrendously & leap off the bed onto one of the nearby tables, Hank & Logan both trying frantically to calm her down as more chemicals & other safety warrants are continued to be knocked off the surface by Jean’s fur-tipped tail what— & then, though extremely shellshocked & internally suffering, Jean tries to get something, any sort of words back out. But uh, yeah Sinister might have also changed a- bbgbg few ways on how her speech now works. Specifically what would of been “oh my- you- Logan, I need to get to Scott, their- their in danger and I need-d to- oh mY AUUU—-“ now sounds like- “ho,,, ym,,- uoy- nagol,,,, í deen ot teg,, ot ttocs,, rieth,,- rieth ni regnad dna ì,,, deeņ,-ņņ,,, ot- ho yMH ŲŲŲ—-“

hehe, Jean will suffer. Suffer as a fucked up Frankenstein-looking handbag that grew arms, legs n hair :)

lalalala,,,,, Cherik cigarettes kiss,,,,,, lalalala~~~

Y’know how Angel carries & sets down Charles on the table thingy during X-men: Apocalypse??? Obviously Charles would have protested to this so- cursed idea. While everything else in the plot was going on, En Su babafcs can’t & won’t spell this fucker’s name servants(????:/) were spending a good 30 to 45-ish minutes trying to wrangle/pick up a desperate & unwilling Charles as he wriggles & claws his way out of their grasps again & again & again, then trying (hopelessly but still trying) to crawl away, obvsly not getting far, whole process repeats.

And by that I mean, one of them very begrudgingly tries to pick up & carry Charles, Charles struggles using upper body strength none of them rlly accounted for lmao + hitting, scratching, yelling & even resorting to biting quite early on. Lots of (frankly feral) biting.

Apocalypse may have had to use his powers to force Charles to calm down bc holy shit does this lil’ psychic squirm ANGRILY wth

safe to say, Angel really did not want to be the one to carry them all the way into the pyramid :)).

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm- Cherik but their Frankenstein- mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Cyclaws/Scogan but they bodyswap & then get freaky with it……