But Sometimes - Tumblr Posts

I can’t stop laughing at this 🤣😂🤣

I swear, parents will vacuum 1 spot for 5 mins

Just to make themselfs feel like they did something

Mom: Are you done vacuuming?

Me: Yeah.

Mom: Seriously, did vacuum under the beds?

Me: Yeah

Mom: Under your table?

Me:Yeah, Also behind the beds, under the counter, I also vacuumed the carpets and under the dinning table.

Mom: .... You vacuumed the whole flat under 30 minutes ....

Me: well yeah I don't vacuum the same spot for 5 minutes...

im not a gratitude journal owner but the gratitude girlies are onto something its like if ur going thru something having gratitude is just like reminding urself of the other good in ur life this way u feel a little better and ur like i mean its not all bad and my life will not end bc of this

When 2 geeks don't have the same geekdom... lol

I love husband, I love him so much but… when husband begin to talk about airplanes, helicopters, guns and swords, ships military or not…My brain goes away. I said "hmm… uhuh… Oh yes… ok…" with my mouth. But brain howls "I don't understand anything, Gosh, why Britain motor had been choose to insert in US planes and how they can shoot at other planes or targets better because motor changed. Help me. I don't remember about the chronology of these fricking planes. He just watches some parts about Atlantis Disney movie, why we talk about war airplanes?"

But I love so much my geek husband. Because first son comes in and askes "How does jet engine?" Athena, Godness of knowledge!!! "Go to talk with your father please." I can talk about literacy during hours, anime, manga, cartoons, arts, pictures, mythology, some tv show and others subjects but in face with technology or mechanics, I'm out of here. And second son "Mommy, I'm hungry." Thanks for this, that's something I can do for you now.

All that during we cook the meal. So, it's time to diner.

You know when a name is said out loud in media and you're like "Yeah okay his name is Murdoch" And then one day you're looking at fan content or something the creators said like "Yeah I love Muireadhach"

and you stare at it like who the fuck is moi-ruh-eye-duh-hatch

and then you get context and you're like YOU MEAN MURDOCH?????

Imagine.

Ghiaccio Post Frl, I actually love him love him.

Oh my god just IMAGINE like I AFUUFHM

Sorry sorry off topic off topic.

But imagine him being so sweet to you but then being a dick to everyone else.

He’s usually a dick in general, but just towards you, he feels calm. You’re the flame that melts his cold hard ice.

He’d fight every lasting moment to keep you FAR away from Melone, Illuso, and of course formaiggo (I think I spelt that wrong).

He doesn’t understand how he got you, he cherishes you. He will set aside ALL his rage to take care of you like he genuinely wants to try and keep you by his side.

This protectiveness does get in the way of when you want to do things with your teammates.

But like especially if you’re like in a different team in Bucci gang.

He hates everyone there but Bruno.

Idk, something about him makes him so trustable to Ghiaccio (It’s Because Bruno is a capo).

He wants to throw hands when people insult you though, like his rage immediately bubbles and it takes forever for him to calm down.

Honestly, his rage is still there, but it’s NEVER targeted towards you.

If you can’t speak Italian all that well, he’s on the verge of popping a blood vessel while trying to nicely correct you and make sure he doesn’t snap. He loves you! He just can’t handle your bad grammar.

He thinks he’s really smart. That whole “tell me why, your hands, are cold?” “Cold hands are actually a sign of—“ yea, that trend is you guys, except you have to humble him by reminding him he’s naturally cold.

It’s genuinely a humbling experience for him. He’d definitely shut up. (WALK HIM LIKE A DOG!!)

He isnt all that for pda, but in front of your team members he doesn’t like and said listed team members from la squadra, he’s soooooo making the first move and so going all out. He doesn’t like them and wants to show his rage in a different form, aka making them uncomfortable with all the kissing. He don’t give a fuck he’d willingly be loud to annoy them. He’s a rage baiter along with being the rage himself. It’s also a stress reliever to get kisses from you.

Honestly he doesn’t like people messing with his hair much because it takes him forever to do, but you’re the exception.

He lets you get away with so much it actually makes the others a bit jealous.

“WHO THE FUCK ATE MY LEFTOVERS?! I WAS SAVING THOSE!!” “Oh, those were yours? I’m so so sorry, I’ll go buy you—“ “no, no no no, it’s okay baby, it doesn’t matter anyway I’m not hungry anymore.”

They thought they were all dreaming. No body believed it was real. HOW THE FUCK???

God. Literally no one had ever seen him docile, acting like a sweetheart and not being rude or saying something sarcastic.

The others try and use your ability and abuse it, you’re just oblivious.

“Melone, why the fuck are you using my laptop.” “You’re lover actually told me I—“ “Hey, babe. Did you let him use my computer?” “Huh.” “Case closed.”

IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOUR NAÏVE/OBLIVIOUS OR ACTUALLY SMART. He will know when your lying. He’s literally like Santa Claus.

Please understand that just because someone likes your post doesn’t mean it’s an invitation into their DMs. No, they don’t want to have any type of sexual conversation with you, and they’re not asking for your attention in any way. They’re simply liking your post just to like it.

“i want to read the ending so bad but i haven’t written it yet”

what did i do to deserve being a writer

I don't care if it's late, @tired-writer04 gave me this

And it is the funniest most unexpected and sweet fucking thing someone I admire could have done, I feel honored 😂❤

Now ladies I still simp for y'all but I exclusively simp for this hot person (and anyone that reads this should simp for her too, her writing is as fine as the writer herself).

Just wanted to share 🥰

This is me if you even care.

i can’t believe there’s a lightsaber whip in the acolyte and all this site can talk about is whether it’ll be nice enough to the jedi. lightsaber whip!!!!!!

My parents : What are you doing dear ?

Me : Well, I'm glad you asked, it's an art challenge called Inktober where I have to draw one drawing related to a certain theme every day, it might help me get improve my art skills, which is good for my future since I plan to be an artist, and it might also help me fix my laziness and boost my self confidence !

My parents : BuT iS iT fOr ScHoOl ???