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Not going to lie but long term end goal for this blog is to build a louis-worshipping cult. Like low-key just for the haha and stuff but like...kinda highkey. Like irony. Not serious or anything but like...👀

But I don't think this era would allow it. But if it was 2012 best believe I was gonna push that agenda HARD.

Are you trying to tell us something, op?

Touch starved subs are amazing and all but what about touch starved doms? What about a dom pinning someone against the bed for the first time, only for their breathing to quicken at the feeling of warmth from their sub's body? What about a dom turning that simple wrist pin into full body contact to feel as much of that touch as they physically can? What about a dom blushing, tearing up and breathing hard as they hug their sub for the first time, using that same hug to keep the sub's arms pinned to still assert control over them? What about a dom not putting up a facade of confidence, unapologetically sobbing into their sub's shoulder, yet still keeping them firmly held down just as they have been because emotional vulnerability doesn't make them subby or change the fact that they love being in control? Using their sub's helplessness to make as much physical contact as they possibly can, having free, unbound access to the sensation they've craved for so, so long? What about that?

but what if.

i push myself away from you as if i am a burden, but what if i really am?

you look at me as if it’s the last time, but what if it really is?

we hold on to these memories as if they’ll slip away, but what if they really do?

you act as if you’re torn between your heart and head, but what if you really are?

and we can fall apart, turn into nothing from something, but what if-

but what if we already did?

OK- but like.. What if on some random day JK goes live to talk about his tattoos and the meaning behind them...

I would simply PASS AWAY.

you know you're deep into the fandom when you have goodbye adulthood's post notifications on in 2021 just in case

what if todoroki exhales through his nose and steam comes out like a bull lmao

Yessss but also think about it

Can you imagine all the lives that could be saved just by conspiracy theorists and social media influencers and teenage trend followers who start salting their doors and windows, getting anti-possession tattoos, carving protection symbols into their desks at school?

Watching it spread to the wider population as graffiti artists and taggers start picking up the symbology and spraying it in subway tunnels and graveyards, abandoned buildings, community lots?

As YouTube crafters go viral with cutesy little make-your-own protective hex bags to hand out at Halloween instead of candy (bonus: you'll finally have something to make with that teetering pile of fabric remnants!) and Etsy sellers start pumping out pieces of pure silver jewellery to identify skinwalkers and werewolves (they won't suspect a thing!), and small metalworks businesses ride the trend by designing wrought iron wall-hangings and custom pieces for gardens to ward off witches and fairies?

Ah! The possibilities!

Ignoring for a moment the potential to be caught as a murderer or arrested for frequent impersonation of federal agents, more hunters in the future could probably turn to vlogging and days in the life (both to educate other hunters and drum up funds) and it would be consumed and dismissed by the general public as an elaborate found footage gimmick.

#free namjinyoonseokvminkook

shitpost,but I was lowkey angry when I made this.

tw: twitter; tw: toxic taekooker tweets; tw:sarcasm

(all are from yesterday so by now BTS might have all married each other,I don’t know)

facts.

so,I don’t make a habit to go look for Taekook tweets,but yesterday I just wanted to see other army’s reactions to Tae’s song,so,with a few wrong turns,I ended up here and... I wish I didn’t. ..what the hell?? (AHL Jimin voice)

There’s normal taekookers who are just enjoying the content,those are not here. But there also seems to be a k-drama script competition going on. The plot holes are pretty bad.

these are the facts

these..are getting a bit creative already.

Honestly I’m more worried about JK’s molar just falling like that. This is at least pretty solid,plot wise. It looks like a date.

They just had to go to an American artist’s concert to learn how to become free. Harry Styles baptized them and they are now reborn. They can finally express all they couldn’t say during the years they were chained in bang pd’s closet in backwards Korea.(/s)

Jin and Namjoon had their boyfriend reveals first,and each got two of those. Sorry taekook,you’re third place. It’s all that freedom built into the app.

Insta is really so much better than Weverse,which is controlled by bighit,and Twitter,which is controlled by bighit and and concerts,where there are always three bighit bodyguards on stage with guns ready. In case Taekook want to do more than declare their love through coded selcas. Stuff like hugging and dancing with each other and doing other gross gay things on stage. The other members have attempted corrupting Taehyung or Jungkook on stage,but the bighit boss took pity on Taekook’s pure love and stopped it. Or hasn’t. That part is always ambiguous.(/s)

3k for this one.

Wait,I thought that expression meant discomfort? We’ve been taught like that? It was the same face JK used to make at that backup dancer (not part of BTS,BTS is 2!) who for some reason kept bothering him and spending all time with him. Guess JK was so traumatized by the whole ordeal his face remained like that and now he can’t look at people except with disgust. This is disgust,right?(/s)

 ..I know how to recognize this one at least! I learned from the great tk-lives. Repeat after me:if someone touches JK and his face stays neutral,or he moves away,that’s a sign he’s being harassed and screaming for help on the inside. (/s)

....

...ah you want them to shut up so no one can catch Taehyung in the gross disgusting act of touching JK’s thigh. ok ok,we’ll pretend we didn’t see it. (/s)

I see like two other photos with two people in them. But those are just other bighit controlled couples. You wouldn’t guess how powerful bighit is.

TK,as the only REAL real couple,were forbidden from posting pics where they are sitting next to each other and tagging each other. SCANDALOUS.

They better post pics in bed together while they’re still free and still can loudly proclaim their love. We don’t want any misunderstandings after all. Perhaps they are still shy? Not used to be able to take selfies together,it’s such a luxury for them. They were kept apart in isolated cells for 8 years after all.(/s)

Forced to pretend to be in love with other people (selca together means love,no?)

Taehyung is barely enduring the pain (/s)

....you know,by now I’m actually getting invested in this star-crossed lovers drama already. 🍿🍿🍿Tell me more. oh,Yoongi posting a pic from Alcatraz was in support of their freedom. It all comes together (/s)

harassment? i thought we weren’t supposed to talk about it?(/s)

He’s being forced by bighit,I thought we went over that already. They are filming paid content now. Paid content is bighit lies. Or was that free content,it keeps changing. They didn’t have instagram and harry styles yet,how could JK have known he was allowed to touch TH? (/s)

(namgi in the back,tho..)

(squish)

(sorry i got distracted by yoongi’s cheeks)

they are violent because they can’t stand it. 8 years without instagram,and waiting,waiting for their chance to escape. when will freedom come.(/s)

(namgi in the back are already married)

Thanks,I had a laugh. Jimin is probably doing the same,with TH and JK on facetime,talking about their own stuff while the fandom is on fire(or maybe it stopped burning by now). The hate isn’t visible when you don’t follow anyone,like this.

But these sad clowns should better change their view of what a healthy romantic relationship looks like. If your man treats you the way imaginary Tae and JK treat each other,fucking run. One date a year and tons of excuses why he can’t post selfies with you? RUN. Honestly,get out of that imagination. There are much more healthier ships out there.

Might I interest you in some Vminkook?

vmin?

....taejin??? ..

taegi?

Sorry,I forgot everything else is disgusting bighit fanservice. (/s)

...what exactly are you a fan of then? A group of seven people,five of which you treat as just irrelevant extras with no talent or agency? Just so you can fantasize about the two remaining ones. Who are obviously lovers forbidden to act close by their company,but who each spend more time and are more affectionate with those useless bandmates than with each other? so...where’s the joy in that?

fuck this shit

Taehyung,Jungkook and Jimin deserve better than this. They just wanted to share a photo with us. It was a really cool photo,and Taekook looked happy. Thanks to losers like these I can’t even enjoy any of the personal content BTS so freely share with the fans now. You think I was objecting to the freedom? I want to know who BTS really are,what they like,what do they like sharing.

I hope we won’t lose that chance because a bunch of obnoxious entitled “fans”(you aren’t fans,really) thought winning their ship was was the most important thing.

Birds cause climate change.

Ever since I was a little kid, I always wondered why birds would travel so far every six months. It seemed a little excessive to me, but I think I’ve finally figured out why.

Birds don’t migrate with the seasons; they run from them.

Birds have one-way lungs. They suck out all of the oxygen from the air and replace it with CO2 at a highly efficient rate. With millions if not billions of birds congregating in a single area, the effects add up.

CO2 traps heat in earth’s atmosphere and causes the temperature to increase -- this is why the seasons change when the birds migrate. They have to run from their oxygen-less environment because they are so sensitive to the atmosphere (it’s why a canary was often used in mines to check for toxic gasses), and create the seasons when they come and go.

This also works with the absolutely true flat earth theory, because it doesn’t require a sphere to explain the seasons.

TLDR; Birds are killing the planet.

Do you think Matt Braly texted Dana Terrace and asked her to make sure this episode would be so over the top that it would help fill the hole that not having a new Amphibia episode left? To yknow, distract the viewers that watched both shows from the heart break? Because like, mission accomplished. Clouds on the Horizon is all I've been able to think about

what if I stopped drawing fanart and OCs and whatever and just made fanciful illustrations of wildcats and weird birds. what if

I want a dating sim that doesn't look like a dating sim... If I can just have that, my life with be complete.