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I finally post here the updated reference of the main characters of my FNAF AU "Springtrap & Aurora Redemption"
This is one of my most comfort AU's between all of the many I have from a lot of franchises, really, is my favorite one, I'll post a lot more of them and even a Q&A soon! in case you want to know more of the AU (without spoilers of the lore/story of course)
The AU's who inspired me to do this one is "Springtrap & Deliah" and the fan sequel "Ambience"!
Adam is a Stanley Cup Girl I won't take notes
Hockey Phrase Definitions
Assist = I gotchu boo, have a goal
Blew a tire = ice much slippery
Boarding = wall for safe, not for face.
Breakaway = quick like a bunny
Chirping = much insult
Crashing the net = up close and personal, goalie edition
Delay of game = dumb
Dropping the gloves = gloves off, better for hugs
Empty net goal = participation award
Flow = to the fella over there with the hella good hair
Goaltender = marshmellow optimus prime
Holding = now is not the time for hug
Icing = belongs on cakes, not in sports
Jock strap = under the butt nut hut
Line brawl = much hugs
One timer = couldn’t do that again if I tried
Own goal = woo goal for the other team
Penalty box = pout place
Referee = not Denis Widemans friend 🐸🍵
Spearing = hockey players are not hot dogs
Robin loves messing with Eddie. He'd lose his head if it wasn't screwed on tight. He threw his stuff down and would forget where they were. Sometimes, he would forget to even grab them at all. The last one was Eddie's current situation. He was rushing to leave Steve’s house for band practice when Robin stopped him.
Robin: You forgot your wallet!
Eddie: *running back into the living room to grab them* Shit, shit, shit! Bye again! *runs out*
Robin: You forgot your jacket!
Eddie: Shit! Goddamnit! *runs back in and grabs it before running out* Bye!
Robin: You forgot your keys!
Eddie: For fuck's sake! *skidding back into the room to grab his keys and began patting himself down* Am I forgetting anything else, Robin?
Robin: *not thinking he would do it* You forgot to kiss Steve!
Eddie: Shit! *kisses Steve deeply and runs out*
They heard the front door slam close.
Robin: Oh my God!
Steve: Wait for it.
The front door opened, and Eddie slowly walked back into the living room, his eyes wide.
Eddie: We don't do that, do we?
Steve: Nope! . . . But we could.
Eddie: *picks up the phone and dials* Hey, Gareth, I'm not going to make it to band practice. Something came up. No, it's good. Very good. *hangs up* Robin, you might not want to stick around for what happens next. I'm going to eat your best friend's face.
Shh, shh...Hear that?
It's the sound of a lonely ask box. I would have loved to have already had OODLES of content for you guys, but alas...my inspiration seems to have taken a vacation and not invited me 😭
Musings, headcanons, gifsets, send them all! *laughs a la Don Kenonji*
~Kitty🖤
I feel like they deserve middle fingers.
I also feel like once Usagi and him became friends he would make him do it for him since he has one.
I’m a firm believer of draxum and Leo absolutely hating each other initially in season 2
"Perception Check" -- Tom Cardy Lyrics:
On the horizon of this forest path, you see a group of dark cloaked figures slowly trudging towards you. What do you do? My half-orc barbarian braces her greathammer and- that's a one Critical fail. Steve, what do you do? Well, I believe in anticipation, my rogue would try and hide behind a tree- okay, I rolled a one That's another critical fail. Tom, what does your human bard do? Active Perception Check ...That's a natural 20 Let's fucking go
I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes These muthafuckas mean to harm us And they got to go So come on, get 'em now! You picked the wrong day to fuck around with my Tight crew There's no escaping it I can perceive you Here's what we're gonna do Me and ma boys gonna mess you up
I rolled a one I rolled a one
Fuck My boys are otherwise engaged So I'm gonna bring it all myself
Hey, I forgot, you're supposed to tell me what I see, right? Yes, thank you. Let's just slow it all down a bit. So, you notice that one of the hooded figures is a little shorter- I cast Vicious Mockery, nat 20, let's go
You're a short muthafucka And nobody likes you SHORT! Everybody says "Look how fucking short that guy is" And that stops you from forming meaningful relationships When you were born, everybody thought that you were just a head But then the doctor said "Wait, this stupid muthafuckin' tiny short ass baby got a tiny little itty bitty body and I hate it"
Your attack lands and absolutely shatters the mind of the cloaked figure. Perception check, please Nat 20, let's go! You perceive the figure was so short because it was a CHILD It's always a kid Specifically the child you've been looking for for the last 15 days game time and 5 days of our actual lives Okay, I'm sorry, I didn't know, I'll be better. His body's just lying there, right? Right? Yes...? Don't-
Loot that body Gotta loot that body now Loot that body! Gotta loot that muthafucka! Play my flute when I loot that dead kid's body Bitch
original version here:
Suffice to say: -Shadow and Tails likely took Maria dice shopping. -Tails is no longer allowed to play a bard again. -Shadow's going to have Silver DM next time.
*wheezes*
add it to the counter
Бабуля заглянула в гости к любимым внучатам🥰🥰