Caitlyn And Vi - Tumblr Posts

Jinx: *tiptoes back into the house*

Caitlyn, waiting for her and crossing her arms: where the hell were you?

Jinx, sweating nervously: I……was out with Vi?

Vi, dramatically spinning her chair to face Jinx: try again, baby sister

Holding on hope that caitvi will show up in Valoran Town and sister Jinx like no sister has ever sisterd before in the history of sistering

Vi: I would fight Satan for our love.

Caitlyn: Honestly, you would fight Satan for fun. I don’t feel so special

cait/vi

Arcane Incorrect Quote #11

Caitlyn: If you say anything in French, it automatically becomes romantic, fancy, and poetic.

Vi: Baguette

Arcane Incorrect Quote #17

Vi: I dare you-

Caitlyn: Jinx is not allowed to accept dares anymore.

Vi: Why not?

Jinx: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

Arcane Incorrect Quote #18

Vi: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Caitlyn: What's that?

Vi: Remorse code.

Caitlyn: I'm even angrier now.

Arcane Incorrect Quote #26

Caitlyn: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around?

Vi: There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction.

Arcane Incorrect Quote #32

Jinx: Here's a fun Christmas idea: we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it!

Caitlyn: Jinx, no.

Vi: Mistlefoe

Caitlyn: Please stop encouraging her.

Arcane Incorrect Quote #41

Caitlyn: Vi, please calm down.

Vi: I asked for two large fries!

Vi: *dumps fries onto table*

Vi: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!

Arcane Incorrect Quote #42

Caitlyn: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!

Vi: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

Arcane Incorrect Quote #46

Caitlyn: Ew, what kind of tea is this?

Vi: I boiled Gatorade

Arcane Incorrect Quote #53

Caitlyn: Morning. How are you doing?

Vi: I'm whelmed, thank you for asking.

Caitlyn: That's nice.

Caitlyn:

Caitlyn: *pauses mid coffee sip* Hold on... "Whelmed?"

Vi: Yeah. I'm not overwhelmed or underwhelmed, I'm just... whelmed.

Caitlyn: That isn't a thing.

Vi: I'm making it a thing.

Arcane Incorrect Quote #57

Caitlyn: What happened to your nose?

Vi: I used it to break some guy's fist.

Arcane Incorrect Quote #64

Vi: *yawns*

Caitlyn: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Vi: Then you must be exhausted.

Jinx: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

Arcane Incorrect Quote #66

Vi: A theif.

Caitlyn: Thief?

Vi: Theif.

Caitlyn: I before E, except after C.

Vi: Thceif.

Caitlyn: No.

Arcane Incorrect Quote #67

Caitlyn: I’ve been dropping her the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Vi: Wow. She sounds stupid.

Caitlyn: But she's not. She's really smart actually. Just dense.

Vi: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Caitlyn: I guess you’re right. Hey, Vi, I love you.

Vi: See! Just say that!

Caitlyn: Holy fucking shit.

Vi: If that flies over her head, then, sorry cupcake, but she's too dumb for you.

Caitlyn: Vi.

Arcane Incorrect Quote #71

Jinx: Did you take out Caitlyn as I requested?

Vi: Caitlyn has been taken out, yes.

Jinx: You have my grat-

Vi: It was a great restaurant.

Vi: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.

Vi: Caitlyn proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers.