Caleb Malphas - Tumblr Posts

Caleb: What did you do ?! Nick: I shaved my eyebrows! Caleb:Why did you do that?! Nick :I don't know!

Caleb:Sometimes I'm mad

Caleb:but sometimes I'm not

Caleb:...

Caleb:as mad

Part 1

He jumped at the sound of Caleb's voice behind him.

This is beautiful

There’s Caleb and there’s Jaden Makin’ fights so much ya hate ‘em They’ll really seal your fate in The messed up family

C’s house is a museum When people come to see him He really makes me scream The messed up family Neat Sweet Petite So put my ma’s shawl on A blanket you can don on We’re gonna prank a call on The messed up family There’s Xev and there’s Azura Malachai’s and Apollymi will never fear ya They all together can kill ya My messed up family Strange Deranged My messed up family (I swear they’re all freaks! No Father Jeffrey believe me!!!)

Nick: and there I was barbeque sauce all over my titties

Caleb:*dies*

Caleb:My depression is here aND READY TO PARTY

Nick:Hydrogen peroxide

Caleb:Got Ebola?

Caleb:Not anymore

Both:*laugh*

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Also Nick and caleb

Xev:Caleb why the fuck are you throwing food at Nick?

Caleb:If he's eating there's a low chance he'll do something stupid

Nick:

A conversation that my friends and I have had but it's now chronicles of Nick

Nick:We ran out of chips, now how are we going to finish this dip?

Caleb: when I run out of chips I drink what's left

Nick: w h a t

Caleb: I'm not a little bitch that backs down

I am feeling emotions.

What about yall?