Camp Camp Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Max, to David: Thanks, Dad
Everyone:
Max: …why is everyone staring at me?
Nikki: You just called David ‘Dad’. You said ‘thanks, Dad.’
Max: What? No I didn’t. I said ‘thanks, man.’
David: Do you see me as a father figure, Max?
Max: No! If anything, I see you as a bother figure, ’cause you’re always bothering me.
Gwen: Hey, show your father some respect!
Max: Tell Nurf off, David! Assert yourself!!
David: That’s my ice cream!
Max: Good! Now let him have it!
David, handing Nurf the ice cream: You can have it :)
Davey: Dang, the power went out
Jasper: Don’t worry, I got this
Jasper: *stomps foot*
Davey: What?
Jasper: *sketchers light up*
Max: Come on, Gwen! How many times do I have to apologize?
Gwen: Once!
Max: …No
Gwen: Hey, aren’t you Cameron Campbell?
Campbell: Are you a cop?
Gwen: No.
Campbell: Then yes, I am.
Gwen, complaining: I can’t believe you did that! On my wedding day!
Max: Releasing birds at weddings is romantic
Gwen: You released OSTRICHES
Gwen, about Max: Excuse me, I lost my kid, could I make an announcement?
Worker: Of course.
Gwen, over the PA speaker: Goodbye, you little shit
Max: Greetings, Gwen
Gwen: Good morning, problem child
Neil: Well you see, the answer is perfectly simple and scientific. It is because shut up. Shut up is why.
Gwen, at Max’s funeral: I need a moment alone with him
Everyone else: Of course *leaves*
Gwen, leaning over Max’s coffin: Listen here you little shit, I know you’re not dead.
Max, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no shit.
Daniel: How would you like to live forever?
Max: I’d hate it. Shut the fuck up.
David: You know what true strength is? It’s forgiving someone who isn’t even sorry
Max: Not to be dramatic or anything, but I would much rather die instead
Daniel: 1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the
unfortunate luck of meeting you
Max: THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
Daniel: VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I made all of these in July planning to edit them to be more accurate but I didn’t so behold
David: Thank you for taking time out of your busy day to meet me here.
Max: I didn’t make time for shit, you dragged me here…