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[Reuploaded from Instagram] Even with all the patience in the world, The One Who Waits may still lose his temper.

Just a dumb comic I made months ago

can you imagine lily finding the marauders map and trying to open it 

mr. moony would like to ask lily if she could please put the map down before all hell breaks loose

mr. padfoot would like to tell lily not to put the map down because he’s quite looking forward to mr. prongs shitting his pants

mr. moony would like to tell mr. padfoot to stop saying shit

mr. wormtail would like to tell lily her hair looks nice today and also is mr. prongs doing okay?

mr. prongs is not doing okay

mr. padfoot would like to ask lily if she could find this piece of parchment more often

mr. prongs would like to say fuck you to mr. padfoot and would also like to ask lily if she has ever had feelings for a lad named james potter

mr. moony would like to slam his head against a wall

mr. wormtail thinks perhaps lily should put this parchment down and walk away

mr. prongs does not want lily to put this down as he’s still waiting on an answer about the whole james potter thing

mr. padfoot is having the time of his life 

mr. padfoot would also like to say that this james fellow seems like an awful human being who smells like dung. at least, that’s mr. padfoot’s impression

mr. prongs would like to tell mr. padfoot to SHUT THE HELL UP

mr. moony apologizes to lily

mr. prongs would like to say that james potter is in fact a wonderful bloke and mr. prongs has heard he would make a wonderful boyfriend

mr. padfoot thinks mr. prongs is good at being subtle

mr. prongs thinks mr. padfoot should stick his head up his ass

and lily’s like “what the fuck”

Other possibilities for Alastor’s seven year absence

- in jail

- he was getting a university degree

- stuck in traffic/ long line at starbucks

- tummy ache

- joined a convent

- overslept

- went on a journey of self discovery à la Eat Pray Love

- couldn’t pick an outfit

- unpaid internship

- broke a mirror and was inconvenienced by bad luck for seven years

- 2,555 sleepovers at Liliths house

- lost in a corn maze

- had to learn how to use a mobile

- growing out a bad haircut

- all of the above

Broken mirror one made me squeak. I can't get over the vision of Alastor trying to leave his flat and go to the overlords meeting constantly experiencing major inconveniences for seven fucking years. It would look a like this episode of SPN with Dean dying everyday.

I would also add the longest bender known to history.

Gillion would most definitely chew on stuff

Literally anything that has a nice texture

season one William was just always absolutely covered in bruises from falling through the floor all the time and rag-dolling and shit

One thing that i was upset about the EU becoming non canon is these awesome comics are not canon. We don’t have a backstory to the greatest bounty hunter in the galaxy anymore. I love each one of these cause they are with Jango and Boba Fett. I highly recommend these graphic novels.

Random wip scenes I wrote for the season 4 ending rewrite. Enjoy.

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having a hard evening so im coping by thinking about hualian dealing with xie lians selective mutism. i imagine they communicate by writing on each other's hands when needed. hua cheng doesn't talk so he doesn't stimulate xie lian any further. he keeps xie lian company, making sure to understand what he needs and what he wants. i love them so much

Genuinely can't stop thinking about Zeff x Garp. It just makes so much sense in my head.

It's canon TO ME.

Edit: that would technically make Sanji Luffy's uncle???

them

@ everyone who draws Martin with pierced ears: I’m in love with u

Both Martin and Jon are nervous ramblers, just in different ways. Tim and Sasha can tell whenever they have a Moment cause it's just 2 seconds of silence and then 2 minutes of them talking over each other

I don’t think TMAGP-Gerry has the eye tattoos, but in my heart he still has shitty dyed hair. That had nothing to do with the trauma he’s just bad at dying his hair

I have no explanation for this one, except that flaunting your stunning legs over your murderous fathers grave is correct and valid.

Thanks to @roxygobyebye for the idea and I stole Felwinters pants from @sylenth-l 's closet.

Found a small draft in my notes

shrimp crota, skipping rope: you know what? i don’t really believe you’re my aunt. you’re more like my great-great-great-great-great-

savathun, growling softly, and then turning to leer over him: alright, are you through?

crota, pausing and hiding the rope behind his back nervously: …great-great aunt.

xûr

Loving the dialogue this season

Seriously though, Xivu’s Shit Talking and Saint’s primal rage got me on the edge of my seat

Give me a Tim that's the difficult child.

Like, Jason’s dramatic, Dick's angry, Damian is his father’s son, Duke is an angel, Cass is easy to work with. Give me a Tim that's difficult without trying.

Tim goes out of his way to avoid spending time with his family, even to his own detriment. Tim didn't spend that long as Robin, and out of that time, not a lot of it was actively by Bruce’s side.

Tim refuses any and all of Bruce's attempts to parent him—he figures if he's gone this long without a hands-on parental figure, he can go the rest of his life just fine. Tim hasn't listened to a single adult in his nineteen years of life and doesn't plan to start now.

He never shows up to Sunday brunch unless actively threatened and/or wants something. "Missed his family"? Never heard of her.

Tim lies often, believably and shamelessly to Bruce; it's a constant game of galactic dance dance revolution trying to pick out the truth, because Bruce knows that if he accuses Tim of lying about something he didn't, Tim won't be particularly offended but will take it as an excuse to not visit for the next three months.

He and Bruce’s dynamic works so well because Bruce doesn't really Know him and Tim likes it that way. They don't argue because Tim doesn't even ask for forgiveness, much less permission.

Out of all Bruce’s kids, let Tim be the one he can never vouch for. He would like to think that Tim wouldn't slowly skin a corrupt judge to get information, just to dump him off with Jason to finish the job, but he can't be sure.

Tim's siblings say, with conviction, that he would and has, because Tim drops in at their places regularly. They know him, and if they're being honest with themselves, he's the most likely to go to the dark side.

Tim that chafes under every single one of Bruce’s rules and as a result only works with Batman when he has to.

Tim loves from afar, because that's how he was raised. His parents loved him from other continents, most times, and that's his attachment style. That's how he learnt to love; it doesn't matter that he doesn't come home for holidays. He sends gifts and cards. He can love you and keep his distance.

Tim that loves by trading information and weather checks and tracking his loved ones and photo albums full of candids he took of you.

Tim that accepts Dick's hugs and Jason’s gruff affection and Damian’s sharp love and Duke's movie nights and Cass' odd gifts that appear in his apartment randomly, because he knows that's how they love and he's nothing if not adaptable.

Tim that isn't quite sure what Bruce would expect from him of not perfection, and strives for it daily.

Just. TIM THAT LOVES IN HIS SPECIAL MESSY WAY

jason writing a book called 'the truth behind gotham's billionaire brat: bruce wayne'

and most of the other batfam are worried he'll reveal that bruce is batman but the whole book is just full of stories of bruce doing dumb stuff; like the time he burnt his hand making tea when alfred was ill, or the time he sat down and watched glee with his kid once and got super invested in it, rooting for kurt hummel