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even the best laid plans

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“Anyways,” Louis stresses, narrowing his eyes, “just let me say it and then rate how terrible of an idea it is on a scale from one to ten.”

“Alright,” Zayn agrees, sitting up expectantly. 

“I want to ask Harry Styles to take my virginity,” Louis blurts, holding his hands out for emphasis. 

The way Zayn’s eyes bulge is almost comical. “Negative infinity,” he says, voice choked. “Negative infinity times negative infinity.”

“Technically, a negative times a negative is -”

“Really negative infinity,” Zayn corrects himself, shaking his head wildly. “Louis, what the fuck?”

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Or, Louis wants to have sex with someone and decides Harry is the perfect alpha for the job.