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So I am watching the Middle and apperently whoever writes this has no idea whatsoever about the two big types Christianity:Protestants and Catholics. Which in white TV America is pretty interesting.
I mean in earlier seasons they had a pastor who had a girlfriend. So Protestant, because catholic priests aren’t allowed to have relationships. But then later they talked about getting a confirmation (also Protestant, even thouh Catholics have communion, which is at different age, but has about the same meaning), while also talking about going to hell, because Brick isn’t confirmated. Which is not a thing with Protestants, because the whole point is that Jesus died for your sins, so it’s pretty much impossible to go to hell.
And then in season 7 it’s talked about a guy becoming a priest, as in a catholic priest, so he can’t marry, even though they apperently share the same believe, so he has to be Catholic. And later in the same season they actually say they are Protestants.
I am used to people fucking up everything about Muslims, Hindi, Bhuddists and pratically every religion that they do not have or have directly in front of their eyes all the time (75% Christians in the US in the last poll in 2015, so when season 7 aired). I mean as shitty as it is that they have no clue about some of the biggest world religions, I am sort of used to it, because I know it’s not something you might see every day, but you know Tv industry is pretty white and christian. So now I am putting on the long list of things American TV makers have no idea how things work: Christianity. Which is impressive, and not in a good way.
And I know all of that just by going to school, And I am out of school for over 6 years by now.
None of them are gonna be physically violent
The Reddit users are going to judge you if you express any religious or “unscientific” sentiment
The Catholics run the gamut from “hardcore pro-lifer” to “Nun who invented communism”
The Protestants have brought lots of food but are going to proselytize the entire time you eat
The crystalists are split 60/40 on whether or not vaccines cause autism, and you don’t know who has the majority until you’ve been there an hour
The Anglophiles have good pastries, but 1/3 of them are in Sherlock cosplay
The girlbosses are all within 10° to the left of the center of the political spectrum and will try very hard to get you to invest in their MLM
The vegans brought food but will turn hostile if you let slip that you’ve used animal products in the last year
The reenactors have booze, but your phone is dead and they’re giving a very pro-America history lecture
The influencers have a pool, a jacuzzi, and lots of drugs, but they have a combined net worth that teaches seven digits and won’t let you forget it
The retirees have great weed but they’re gonna ask you a lot of invasive questions and give you a lot of unsolicited advice.

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