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It Was A Mozzarella Stick That Nearly Did Sidney Crosby In.
It Was A Mozzarella Stick That Nearly Did Sidney Crosby In.
It Was A Mozzarella Stick That Nearly Did Sidney Crosby In.
It Was A Mozzarella Stick That Nearly Did Sidney Crosby In.
It Was A Mozzarella Stick That Nearly Did Sidney Crosby In.
It Was A Mozzarella Stick That Nearly Did Sidney Crosby In.
It Was A Mozzarella Stick That Nearly Did Sidney Crosby In.
It Was A Mozzarella Stick That Nearly Did Sidney Crosby In.
It Was A Mozzarella Stick That Nearly Did Sidney Crosby In.
It Was A Mozzarella Stick That Nearly Did Sidney Crosby In.

It was a mozzarella stick that nearly did Sidney Crosby in.

Sitting in a local restaurant a couple weeks back, the Pittsburgh Penguins captain knew that he was in trouble immediately after biting into the breading with a broken jaw full of smashed teeth. In fact, he had to reach into his throat and pry out the hot rubbery cheese to keep from choking on it. As you might imagine, it was a harrowing experience.

“I did choke on a mozzarella stick,” Crosby said. “I thought I’d be OK with that a few weeks in. I couldn’t really chew, but I figured it was pretty soft. I forgot how thick the cheese is, and it was pretty hot. I was sitting next to Mo (Brenden Morrow). We were out eating, and he looked over and I was pulling this cheese out of my throat. It was pretty funny.”

happy birthday, sidney crosby

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