Chapter 2 Season 6 - Tumblr Posts

I’m not even an hour into the new season, and I’m already doing dumb shit with my squad 😂. Videos coming soon...

🎶 They call me Cuban Pete. I'm the king of the rumba beat. When I play the maracas I go chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom. 🎶

((I really want this emote 😂))

Ayyyy, I’m back on my Bullsh1t!

Today’s dose of shenanigans is brought to you by: my unprompted, unique weaving of words.

So, my brother, my best friend, and I were playing a gun game map in creative a couple of days ago. My brother, DJ, was Ripley, and he kept missing me with a storm scout sniper. So, without thinking, I whipped around, as Midas Rex of course, and shouted in the party chat, “Missed me, you poor excuse for a Jello cup.”

My best friend, Matt, was in stitches, and it took DJ a minute or two to ask, “ What did you just call me,” in a very confused way 😂😂😂

Tl;dr Ripley is now forever called Jello cup within the squad