Charismatic.. - Tumblr Posts
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and in this case it's entirely in my eye and oh my god I can't see anything else
Carmen's archetype illustration 2
before canva and procreate, raw ai creations. Credit to nightcafe.art platform and its awsome community that allow me to improve my self expression in limitless directions - https://creator.nightcafe.studio/u/Queueka?ru=Queueka
Nine!
Ough, how many films are vastly improved by the addition of a charismatic puppet.
✨📓Story time📓✨
It’s morning at work which means it’s the prime time for me to have deep psychoanalysis with my coworkers. As one does *twirls hand*
So I lead off into a rant about an English teacher that I’m struggling with which upsets me because English teachers have always been my best friend. This little turd of a teacher won’t let me befriend him and it’s bugging me, so I’m sharing my tales woe when one of my coworkers mentions that his wife is an English teacher, and with a smirk says “So I love English teachers for very different reason.”
And me, ever true to my serendipitously jayus nature, fire off with out even thinking, “ English teacher eh? That means she likes words. You should try this on your wife: My lady if kisses are words, then come here I’m going to give you a speech.”
I’d never see that shade of red on a man before. I literally hit on his wife for him.
Where ever you are in the world today Mrs. Trevor, you’re welcome.😶😅
Anyway, I got all this rizz and no where to go.
Catch y’all next time 😆
✨📓Story time📓✨
Featuring @anobodyinabog
Just a little snippet based off a conversation with me and friend talking about our plans for Spring Break. I had asked for a list of her favorite snacks because ✨RoAdTrIp BaBy✨ and she had mentioned Goldfish.
I looked at her, and she looked at me, and I looked at her, and I could see the moment of realization in her horror filled eyes.
And I, ever true to my Jayus nature, without mercy, looked up with a grin and said without hesitation, “ Yo girl is your name Goldfish? Cuz you’re the snack that smiles back.” 😏😉👉🏼👉🏼
Needless to say the conversation ended shortly thereafter. She started to walk out 😆