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Random Hxh Headcanon Time
Cheetu has Mario Cart, you cannot convince me otherwise.
He's either really good at it, or painfully bad and throws a fit.
Howdy~! So I'm a huge fan of Cheetu, so I have this request: the female reader goes up to Cheetu and asks him to pretend to be her boyfriend in order to shake off a stalker. How will he react? Please and thanks!
Sorry for putting this one off! I started it not long after it was requested but it didn't save so now I'm starting it again!

-Cheetu would be caught off guard when you run up to him shouting "Hey Honey!"
-He wasn't weirded out or anything just confused, but then you caught up with him and with a nervous smile you looked him in the eyes saying quietly "There's a guy following me please pretend to be my boyfriend."
-"Oh hey Kitten! I was looking for you!" He winked at you and played along, if anything this is entertaining for him, but he still thinks it's creepy that guy is following you.
-"Who's that guy Baby?"
-"I don't know who he is, he's been harassing me."
-Cheetu will look him dead in the eyes and give him the above death glare of "I will fucking eat you."
-The creep will stop dead in his tracks and you can see the color drain from his face. He runs away like a dog with his tail between his legs.
-"Oh my gosh, thank you so much, I couldn't get him to leave me alone and I really thought he was gonna try and kidnap me or something. Sorry for roping you into this!"
-"No problem! I'm always happy to help a pretty lady."
-Y'all end up talking and exchanging numbers before parting ways.
-He's not sure why he didn't just eat you, but for some reason he just doesn't feel like it.
-He also gets a bit of an ego boost cause out of a crowd of people to ask for help you picked him, meaning you must've thought he'd be the best and toughest one to protect you.
-He definitely texts you later that night.