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this is so hopper giving his speech at the steddie wedding. making endless dad jokes and embarrassing the hell out of both of them. i’m just imaging him saying something like:

hopper: you never think your future son-in-law is going to turn out to be the same kid you arrested upwards of twenty times when he was in high school but here i am to tell the tale—

eddie: i was also wanted for murder

hopper: don’t bring that up here please. for the love of god. you have no idea how much paper work it took for me to get your name cleared.

steve: i’m pretty sure he was arrested at least thirty times

hopper: like i said folks, you don’t get to choose family and sometimes family is your adopted gay son and his metalhead husband who spent a solid three years living on your couch—

steve: well at least now when i bail him out of jail it’ll be as my husband. i can even sign the paperwork as “mr. steve munson”

eddie: aw babe that’s so sweet

hopper: don’t push it you two

My main thoughts during Stranger Things 2

Omg Dustin NO

Yessss El, you magnificent badass

Can one nice thing happen to Will? SERIOUSLY!!!

Oh look, they do have parents who vaguely care! I'm shocked.

Bob is either evil or a nice guy, either way he's probably gonna die

STOP BEATING UP STEVE HE'S THE ONLY RESPONSIBLE ONE IN THIS GROUP AND HE'S BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH ALREADY!!!