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Another funny story. I work at the local church to bring in some extra money.(I get payed to sing at funerals,weddings,and masses) it was Ash Wednesday this week so I sang at mass. Half way through, this old lady faints and the EMS was called. All that ran through my head was,”that’s a $3,000 car ride.” The whole thing was quiet and mass was carrying on like nothing happened. Idk how the old lady is doing