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Citron and Itaru: We're having a baby.
Sakuya: Good for you- Wait, huh?
Chikage, slamming adoption paper on the table: It's you. Sign here.
Citron, doing a livestream with Guy: Hello people who live on this Earth! Today, we're going to do an unboxing video!
Citron and Guy: *goes to the graveyard with shovels*
When Citron became a pilot:
Citron: *announcing in the intercom* We're all gonna die!
Passengers: *scream*
Citron: All of us will one day, no one knows when.
Passengers: *sigh in relief*
Citron: But it'll probably be when we hit this mountain.
Citron: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the Talk?
Itaru: The final boss.
Sakyo: You two bastards do know that TED Talks stand for technology, entertainment and design talks, right?
Citron: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer-
Citron: *sitting alone in the dining room*
Citron: My pudding cup is my new best friend!
Citron, a few minutes later: I just ate my best friend.
Citron: *once again sitting alone in the dining room*
Masumi's dad: Masumi, listen, son-
Itaru: No.
Masumi's dad: Excuse me?
Citron: You didn't love him enough.
Itaru and Citron: He's our son along with Tsuzuru and Sakuya now.
Chikage: Don't forget the grandpa-
Masumi texting the Harugumi groupchat
Masumi: I just killed Sakuya.
Tsuzuru:
Chikage:
Citron:
Itaru: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
Masumi: Oh, I meant I kissed Sakuya.
Itaru: I'M STILL GONNA KILL YOU!
Sakuya: How's the headache medicine working for you, Tsuzuru-san?
Tsuzuru: *throwing pills at Itaru, Chikage, Citron and Masumi*
Tsuzuru: ...It's not working.
Tsuzuru: I feel so embarassed... I was so tired that I accidentally thanked the ATM when I received the cash. The people in line looked at me strangely...
Citron: Well, at least you'll be spared in the robot uprising!
Tsuzuru at Chikage, Citron and Itaru: Why is it when something happens, I always see you three?!
Chikage: Believe me Tsuzuru, I've been asking myself the same question for a long, long time ago.
Sakuya: We need to distract them!
Citron: Leave it to me!
Citron: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Chikage, Masumi, and Itaru: *immediately begin arguing*
Tsuzuru: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.
Sakuya: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?!
Masumi: Several traffic violations.
Itaru: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Tsuzuru: 13 COUNTS OF DRINKING COFFEE!
Citron: Five counts of threatening passerby!
Chikage: Also, that's not our car.
Tasuku: We need to distract Furuichi-san.
Tsumugi: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Itaru to Citron: Your time has come.
*the Company before Sakyoizu's wedding*
Itaru: Well, I have to go. I have a wedding to attend.
Kumon: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Tsumugi: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well.
Taichi: I think we all have a wedding to attend!!!
Masumi: I'm not attending the wedding, I'm crashing it...
Citron, running around and panicking: I THINK HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE!!!
Tsuzuru, tired of Citron: Are you high?
Citron: Am I what?
Tsuzuru: High.
Citron: Hello!
Tsuzuru: I swear...
Tsuzuru, after buying something expensive: If we get broke, let's live under the same bridge.
Kazunari: Would you share your carboard box bed with me?
Tsuzuru: Absolutely.
Kazunari, crying: That's the most beautiful thing anyone has told me.
Itaru to Citron: They're being dramatic just because they bought something expensive again...
Kazunari: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4000 minutes for 1 minute.
Omi: No, that's not how it works-
Taichi: Let's do it!
Tsuzuru: You're going to burn the whole dorm down!
Taichi and Kazunari: TIME TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Citron: Do it!!!
Tsuzuru and Omi: NOOOO!
Itaru: ...I am the ultimate third wheeler.
Tenma, discreetly holding hands with Yuki: What are you talking about?
Tsuzuru and Kazunari feeding each other pudding: Don't be like that.
Tsumugi, script-reading with Tasuku: Don't worry about it too much.
Sakuya, cuddling with Masumi: Don't be sad, Itaru-san. :(
Itaru: Now I have officially upgraded to the ninth wheeler...
Citron: You now have the ultimate power!
Itaru: How do you tell people that their breath stinks? I'm honestly curious how you'd say it.
Citron: I'm bored. Let's go drink mouthwash!
Ngh this game is too good...
The stories just get better and better!