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Okay so salt water has salt in it. Salt is a mineral. Minerals are in rocks. Concrete is made of rocks. Gas stations have concrete in them. Gas stations? 7/11 is a gas station. 7/11 sounds like 9/11. 9/11 has the same numbers as 9-1-1. 9-1-1? The Air Force. What’s in the air force? Airplanes. Airplanes are made of metal, plastic, and glass. Metal forms from minerals. Salt is also a mineral. Glass? Made from sand. Sand? Made from minerals. Minerals? Salt is also a mineral. Salt is edible. Now let’s go back to plastic. Plastic is in the water. We drink the water. Animals drink water and eat plastic. We eat animals.

In conclusion: airplanes = edible