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11 months ago

Honestly feels like a crime tagging this as “son bbeg” when she’s literally right there. Sorry, Billy’s Daughter, my categorisation needs consistency and your deadname is on the list.

From left to right: Billy’s Son, Tristan and Zauchka all standing idly. Tristan has his hands in his jacket’s pockets; Zauchka has her arms crossed casually.  Tristan: Man, I love a woman who will just kill me. Zauchka: Haha, same.
They are all standing in silence, nobody changes pose. However, Son’s  eyes shift to look at Tristan. A trans flag is very faintly appearing behind Son.
They do not change pose again, except for Tristan who turns to the right to face Zauchka. He seems excited and intrigued. Zauchka still retains her casual demeanor.  Tristan: Oh hey! You like girls too, Zauchka? Zauchka: Maybe Tristan: Cool!  The trans flag behind son becomes more apparent. His eyes are back to their original position, staring blankly at the camera. They are lit up with happiness, and a little blush on his cheeks form. This is the part of the alt text where I should be using she/her for Billy’s Daught, but I can’t because it’s be confusing to read.

Becareful what you wish for, Tristan ☹️


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11 months ago
Wide-eyed Bob Never Fails To Scare Me.
Wide-eyed Bob Never Fails To Scare Me.

Wide-eyed Bob never fails to scare me.


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11 months ago

Reminder: We could’ve called it “Bloe.”

Had a conversation with a friend about what the pairing name for Joe and Billy would be… The most sensical and basic answer would be “Jolly” (first syllable of Joe + last syllable of Billy), it’s cute but it was such an easy answer. Some other considerations were: DrunkenGears, Alcohol on Wheels, Bloe, Drunk-Driving, D.U.I

Anyways we ended up going with “Beershine” (Joe likes drinking Moonshine, Billy likes drinking Beer), but also Jolly is cute… So now we’re holding a poll to see what gets picked…


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11 months ago
Tiktok screenshot parody. There’s a comment that says, “I’m so tired of white people I swear to god.” The response video is Joe staring at thed camera wide eyed in a dark room. His eyes are red and sore, his nose is abit red too. He looks like he’s been crying alot. A single tear falls down from his right eye.  There is an instagram style caption that says, “I’m not even fucking white.”  Joe’s Tiktok pfp is from the Beershine mpreg comic by Floor Orange Juice
The original Tiktok screenshot of “I’m so tired of white people I swear to god”

Don’t worry about the alt text.


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11 months ago
A parody of “FLIRT BACK GODDAMN IT” “HOW” meme.  P.1 Baldina yelling at Joe: FLIRT BACK GODDAMN IT Joe is coiling back, he is intimidated by her. He is wide-eyed and is sweating a bit.  P.2 Close-up shot of Joe’s face, he is intimidate: HOW
The original “FLIRT BACK GODDAMN IT” “HOW” meme.

Joedina nation rise for the princess and the groom. A tasty treat for @pokaww @roxyteal because we are the only Joedina shippers who exist ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶


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11 months ago
P.1 Mrs. Pomp typing a Tumblr ask on her green tablet, there is an arm sticking out of the red shoe. She is mildly frowning. The Tumblr ask is submitted user, “the-glam-slipper” and says, “Billy should get a lesson on how to develop healthy emotional connections with people.”  P.2 Joe is reacting to the ask on his computer in a dark room, his face is his usual squinted eyes look with no legible emotion. He types a response, “Yup.”

Beershine intervention. Original image under the cut ↓

The original Tumblr interaction. The original asker was “namae-s,” and the original responder was, “nopanamanan.”

New relationship chart, chat.

New Relationship Chart, Chat.

“It’s not that hard,” Joe said, “Just talk to him, you’ll get along you’re both smart,” he said. “It’ll be funny,” he said. Baldina doesn’t believe him so Joe decides to strike up conversation with Billy just to show her how easy it is to talk to people if you put up an entertaining front. Little did both of them know, it would be way too easy for Joe… More than Joe was socially prepared for. Baldi isn’t getting involved in any interpersonal drama, Mrs. Pomp is there for moral support. She’s the only one with common sense, I think. She loses her temper at both of them, but it’s because she care for both of their well-being. Everytime any one of them do something stupid, another curl gets straightened.

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