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Dave: Haha! Those robots are so funny they make me want to merge without looking!
Baldi coming from the opposite side of the road: Haha! Those objects are so funny they make me want to merge without looking!
Dave’s car and Joe’s Baldi’s bus:
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Billy’s Son: Okay, dad, I want you to meet my new friend, this is Mr. Alex-
Billy: Where did you get that spirit.
Billy’s Son: Okay, listen to me. This is Mr. Alex-
Billy: No…
Billy’s Son:
Alex:
Billy: …
Billy’s Son: I visited the forrest, it was at the west, or maybe it was east, which one goes left?? Uhhhhhh… It was to the left of the camp site we usually go to. Anyway there was this patch of pink tulips and that’s where I found him.
Billy: We need to call an excorcist.
Billy’s Son: No you can’t, because he’s my friend now actually.
Billy: Son, he’s dripping blood everywhere all over the carpet, and he’s hanging from the ceiling.
Alex: へ(:3 」∠)_
Billy: No, I won’t shake your hand.
Billy’s Son: Dad, he’s not even talking. I don’t think he can talk.
Alex: o(･x･)/
Billy: I’m calling an excorcist, I sense he has malicious intent.
Billy’s Son: See, this is the judginess that made mom leave us.
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Olivia: I’m starting to think you’re getting haunted on purpose.
Billy: It’s not me, it’s my son. Please excuse him, I don’t know when he started taking interest in the occult.
Billy’s Son: DON’T KILL HIM, PLEASEPLEAPLEPLASEPLEAPLEASEPLEAPLEPLAESW, HE’S MY FRIEND, PLEASE.
Olivia: Excorcism won’t kill your friend, it will just forcibley pass him into the afterlife. However he will be in constant turmoil because he never resolved whatever problem he had in the living world.
Billy’s Son: DON’T DO THAT TO HIM. THAT’S HORRIBLE.
Alex: :3
Olivia: What’s the name of this spirit by the way? 📝
Billy looking at his brat: Okay, son, what’s the name of your friend?
Billy’s Son: Mr. Alex :^(
Olivia: …Mr.…Alex… 📝
Olivia: …
Alex: Suffering is eternal.
Olivia: …
Alex: You cannot hurt me in a way that matters anymore.
Olivia: …
Olivia: Okay, Mr. Billy, I’m afraid I cannot excorcise this spirit. I have some unfinished business with him.
Billy: Can you take him out of my house atleast?
Olivia: No, sorry, no room.
Billy: Ah… You live with family?
Olivia: I own a cat.
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@that-there-is-a-wierd0 Oh, Mira-san. You are the only one who can help him 🙏 please help him.
Idea: What if Online Dater and Billy were exes, okay, good night.
I would like to introduce you all to El Le, the mpreg egg child of Billy and Alex. I named him that because Alex’s nickname in GD is “El Gato,” then I just took the “Le” surname from Billy’s family.
He is a dosgusting criftter I hate dhim he is so ugldy, he is an accident, he is a mistake. Goodbye, son. Oh also, here’s another idea I proposed but I was rejected by Holly.
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Joe could make Billy’s software 😳😳😳 become hardware 😏😏😏 if he causes sparks 🫣 in his internal circuitry 🤭 then he could tinker with Billy’s insides 😚🥰😘😍
He may crack sex jokes and he may laugh, but we all know that at night he’s going to cry while thinking about this.
Unfortunate update: The family tree got bigger.
Roxy, we (i.e. Corned Bread, Orange Juice, File) made so many El Gato babies that I think Billy’s Son should consider running for Loud House election.
Oh, good lord...
Redraw of that one scene from OWM but it’s Beershine 🧤🍾
This is even better because Billy’s favourite food is canonically McDonalds burger, so I’m just imagining him sitting at a McDonalds after leaving Joe at a science convention with a bunch of strangers cause he thought it would force him to make more friend. Sorry, not friends, I mean “connections.”
@roxyteal Sorry for being a fake fan, here’s canon-accurate Billy.
Redraw of that one scene from OWM but it’s Beershine 🧤🍾
This is even better because Billy’s favourite food is canonically McDonalds burger, so I’m just imagining him sitting at a McDonalds after leaving Joe at a science convention with a bunch of strangers cause he thought it would force him to make more friend. Sorry, not friends, I mean “connections.”
What if Well-Made Win was still a rap battle but it was just Billy’s therapy journal. This is what it would look like.
Funfact: The captions say, “Billy ☆ Hotel” and “Onigiri ♡ Date” respectively.
Teacher: Students, let's do an activity worth points towards the average. What is your biggest dream?
Zauchka: I want to be president of the United States and end corruption.
Tristal: I want to have infinite money to buy lots of robux.
Mini Billy: I want to die.
can corn hit that yoinky sploinky AND that yanky spanky both at the same time?
Yes, she can hit the yoinky sploinky and yanky spanky.
This Jenga stuff gets serious, start praying.
Baldi and Susan play Jenga but instead of Jenga blocks they use rulers