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picture this: destiel mama mia au. Dean (who, for this plot will be trans masc and also why not) and his brother Sam move to an island in Greece to get away from their toxic father. Dean meets amd falls for several men in the first few months - Benny, a sailor from Luisiana who's writing a book about his journeys; Crowley, a businessman who he didn't get along with at first but ended up having a fling with (Crowley development feelings, but Dean didn't); and Castiel, an architect who's been following a plan his whole life, and coming here and being with Dean has showed him free will and actual love (but he has to go back, because despite everything he still wants to be accepted and loved by his family). Suddenly, they all reunite when Jack (Dean's child) is having his 18 birthday party
Edit: it took 6 reblogs (2 of them with tags/ text, love yall for that) and 27 likes. I will start writing it tonight, updates soon
Update: it's on ao3 since the 27th, link below (it's been here for 2 days, and it already has 9 kudos without this lil promo, i consider this a huge win)
Shoop by Salt-n-Pepa to me sounds kinda like the Destiel/DeanxBenny/DeanxCrowley to me. Might draw it, idk


ok but why is this scene giving looking at pics of you and your ex on insta after yall broke up vibes
I need a moment to appreciate that Crowley wanted to hear Cas' side. I'm talking about the famous Cas offering Crowley honey. But before that Crowley said "what do you have to say for yourself?"
And yeah it's such a simple question. By itself it doesn't mean much. But in context giving Cas an open ended question to give him more freedom with his explanation is everything
Listen, in the earlier episode TMWWBK, Dean doesn't ask Cas "why?" He says "Please tell me you aren't working with Crowley?!" He doesn't give Cas an open ended question so Cas can explain himself fully. Cas can only counter each individual accusation against him. He isn't given the freedom to start from the beginning
It really is meaningful that Crowley gives Cas an open ended question, and it's also sad that it's meaningful, as it's only meaningful because of how TFW treats Cas
What makes the scene even more heartwarming is Crowley is known for his temper. But while Cas is monologuing about bees, Crowley is oddly patient. He is patient because he actually cares what Cas has to say for himself. Crowley could have said "I don't bloody care about bees! Apologize!" But instead he wanted to understand Cas' point of view "what are you talking about?" Crowley said
And damn does Crowley have a soft spot for Cas. He doesn't want vengeance on Cas while he is vulnerable. Crowley says it's because it wouldn't be fun ( because Cas can't fight back. ) But Crowley also tortures people who can't fight back. Like someone not being able to fight back isn't going to stop Crowley. So he does have a soft spot for Cas, because lbr since when has Crowley ever cared about whether anyone was able to fight back or not?
And wow Cas' apology is so meaningful đ„ș He genuinely feels bad for hurting Crowley. He wants Crowley to feel better. Look to Crowley it's just honey. The apology doesn't mean much to Crowley because he doesn't care about honey and okay fair lol
But to Cas that honey is an amazing miracle that he wants to give to Crowley and Cas believes he is giving Crowley the most incredible gift like that apology token isn't Cas being flippant of Crowley's feelings. It was the amazing miracle honey he collected himself đ„č
Doing a presentation on supernatural for my sociology class đ«¶đ«¶
Somehow Supernatural
Chapter 5: Witch Women Run The World
Summary: Casey meets Rowena.
Tags: oc!character, teen!oc, superpowered!oc, gn!oc, pretty witch, mother/son relationship (between Crowley and Rowena)

A/N: This chapter is pretty short cause I can't drag things out for the life of me. I'm working on it, I swear.
Crowley wasnât lying. He didnât drive here, someone else drove him. I mean, if I was the ruler of Hell, I wouldnât drive myself around either⊠but as the ruler of a badass realm, couldnât he have gotten something cooler than a car?Â
I would usually just ask, but I decided against it. He may have been nice to me so far, but I donât wanna piss him off. Heâs still a demon and could most definitely beat my ass. I am not up for that smoke.
âSo⊠where are we going?â I was sat in the left-side seat in the back of Crowleyâs car. Crowley was sitting right next to me.
âI donât know if you can handle Hell yet,â I sat up straighter in my seat, âSo weâre going somewhere that I own, but itâs on Earth.â
I was kinda disappointed that he thought I couldnât handle Hell. I had seen his throne room plenty of times while watching the show. I had even seen the dungeons. Being there in real life couldnât be that different. Plus, I wanted to see Rowena. She hung out in Hell by the time Sam and Dean lived in the bunker, right?
âUmâŠâ I started. I wanted to ask the King of Hell about his mother, but I wasnât sure how heâd react. I mean, they didnât have the best track record.
âSpit it out, child,â Crowley commented nonchalantly.
âI - um⊠am I gonna get to meet Rowena?â
Crowleyâs head snapped to mine, âHow do you know my mother?â He asked suspiciously.
âWell,â Again, I didnât feel like it was the safest option to tell people about how they were in a show that I binged so, I responded with, âIâm just a big fan of hers.â
Crowley didnât look fully convinced, but he let it drop. I was glad. Iâm not all that good with confrontation, so I probably would have let the truth spill if he kept pestering me.
We didnât talk for the rest of the ride. I just stared out of the window and sometimes took a look in the rearview mirror to see whoever was driving. Obviously, it was a demon. Iâm assuming he was low-ranked. Every time we locked eyes, he would make his eyes turn black. I donât know if he thought he was scary or what. It was kind of embarrassing on his part.
It had been about an hour car ride before we finally came to a stop. I was itching to get out. The excitement of riding in the same car as the ruler of Hell had worn off by the 25-minute mark. I never liked riding in cars much because, in my original body, I was pretty tall so it was always uncomfortable. In the body I had now, I could stretch out and stuff but, my ass was so fucking boney. I couldnât feel it and it was starting to be really uncomfy.
So, yeah, Iâm glad we finally made it to our destination.
Which was a⊠warehouse? Really, Crowley? So original. It was pretty big and it didn't look that run down. There were a few people - sorry demons - walking around. Not sure what they were doing, but they looked busy.
âChild,â Crowley called back to me. I was looking around like a kid in a candy store, so I didnât notice that Crowley had walked halfway to the warehouse doors.
I ran to keep up.
Running hurt my knees which hurt my heart. How could this body not allow me to run without any pain? I loved running. Running was my thing. The only sport my parents put me in that I actually liked. I was good at it.Â
Welp, at least I had magic or some shit.
Two demons opened the door for Crowley and me. I felt like I was the King of Hell.Â
I looked around the expansive interior of the building. It didnât look like a warehouse at all. It looked like a crappy ballroom⊠which was a compliment. The floors were splintery wood, the walls were a tan color, the windows were draped with red floor-to-ceiling curtains, and there was a throne. The throne sat a couple of steps up from the rest of the room, and it looked like it was already occupied.
I turned to see Crowleyâs face. He looked mildly annoyed.
âMother, get out of my chair,â he huffed.
At his words, a short redhead stood from the throne. She was wearing a flowing emerald green dress that had intricate patterns sewn in made of jewels. Her fire-red hair was in a half-up-half-down hairstyle which did wonders for her jawline. She looked magical, and she was.
âHoly fucking shit on a brick,â I mouthed breathlessly.Â
âSuch a foul mouth for such a small little thing,â Rowena chuckled at me.
Not being able to stop myself I said, âSays you.â
I clamped my mouth shut thinking I messed up big time and that I was gonna die from a painful hex, but the witch just smiled.Â
âSuch a fierce soul,â She placed her hand on her hip, âI like it.â
Oh my god. Oh my god! Oh my god! Rowena, the most beautiful and most powerful witch in existence, just said she liked me. Me! I am most definitely moving up in the world.
âMother, this child has powers,â Crowley gestured to me like I was on display, âThey have the potential to be as strong as you. They just need a teacher.â
Crowley wants his mother to teach me?Â
âIâm assuming you want me to teach them?â Rowena asks with a raised eyebrow.
It didnât seem like she was too on board with the idea. I know in the show she usually does things only if they benefit her, and making another person who is just as strong as her doesnât really seem like a benefit. I mean, I know that I would never ever ever try to attack someone like Rowena, but she just met me. Sheâll probably say no.
âHmm, I donât see why not.â
I started jumping around like I was on an invisible pogo stick. Or like a frog. I wasnât really trying to imitate anything; I was just excited. I canât believe I would be getting trained by Rowena to hone my magic skills. Magic skills. I never thought I would have magic, but here I am. Having magic. Jumping around in one of Crowleyâs hideouts.Â
âŠembarrassing myself in front of the most powerful witch in the world.
I stopped jumping, âThank you for the opportunity, maâam.â
âMaâam?â Rowena put a hand to her chest, âIâm not that old-â
âYes, you are,â mumbled Crowley.
âShut your mouth, boy.â From the glare that Rowena was giving him, Crowley shut up quick, âAs I was saying before I was rudely interrupted, you can just call me Rowena.â
I gave the witch a smile, âOkay, Rowena.â
With that, Rowena turned to her son, âAre we heading to Hell now?â
âThatâs not a good idea Mother-â
âThey can handle it just fine. Right?â
I wasnât sure what I could handle. I didnât know if I was gonna die from shock or melt to ash, but one thing is for sure: I was gonna take the risk. Who doesnât want to get a trailer of the place theyâre going to go when they die?
âYeah, Iâll be fine,â I announced. I started to steel myself for what was to come.
â...alright,â Crowley finally conceded.
With a snap of his fingers, we were off.
A/N: TO HELL! Nothing bad will happen... right??
Crowley's a fucking dog to Lucifer now?? Wtffff

i present you all with gabriel and crowley ponies!

Cover art for Rumours Of My Demise Have Been Greatly Exaggerated by tfw_cas, created for the 2021 Crowley Resurrection Bang



















HAPPY BELATED FATHERâS DAY, LETâS RANK SOME SUPERNATURAL DILFS
(aka the sequel to my milfnatural post)
You havenât really watched supernatural if you donât get furious about the fact that Sam and Dean regularly tore apart the cosmic balance and killed so many innocent people and Litterally ruined the planet several times for each other but then Rowena wants her son back and does a tiny bit of fuckery and then gets monologued at Litterally on her knees that she needs to learn to let go. Like fuck off no one in this show letâs go. Thatâs the whole point. Everyone drags each others corpse around like itâs their wallet and no one ever forgets whatâs been done. Thatâs kinda the whole point actually.
nah because wheres the au where after Crowley dies and Rowena gets monologued at not to bring him back Amara walks into hell one day with Crowley in tow complaining about how mean her brother's being and it's just Rowena on the throne staring at them like

My pretend reasons for why we never got Buffynatural.
Buffynatural truly is my whole personality. I know BtVS ended before SPN began, but it would have been so iconic.
Okay in Supernatural, Crowley called Sam and Dean, Moose and Squirrel, respectively.
I just always thought these were nicknames but now I realize he may be making a reference to The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle? Rocky is a flying squirrel and Bullwinkle is a moose. They are best friends. Bullwinkle is described as being dim-witted but good natured which definitely seems like a way that Crowley would describe the Winchesters.
Behold, the bastard man!




I HAD SO MUCH FUN DOING CROWLEY!! Honestly love him. Hes my boy, my ride or die.
I wanted to lean into his whole crossroad demon vibe, and so i was like OH A CHANGLING?! Apears "human" or in this case "pony" to lure bitches into contracts. Hence his cutie mark too. Also decided to go the red way with his changling colours cause this is MY AU AND I DO WHAT I WANT. He is taller then bobby but just shorter then dean. Canon heights mean nothing to me :]
Omg I found Moose! I'mma name him Sam đđ

