Cyclist Body Swap - Tumblr Posts

Must be quite a trip, looking up at your own body while you melt, motionless, in a form you could never comprehend would be possible to end up in. You must be so confused. Probably already forgot what literally just happened to you. You can’t really think much, now that your mind is liquid, just like all of you is now. Let me put it into terms what’s left of you can understand. I used my powers to absorb into your body, and quickly rubbed one out, splooging over the edge of the bibs you’d been wearing, and in that load of jizz was all of the information that made you, you. I just ejaculated you out of your own body. You’re just a puddle of rapidly cooling semen on the floor now. You gotta admit, your body looks good from this angle, huh? Yeah, that’s why I stole it from you, loser. There’s only room in this vessel for one of us. So now I’m gonna step on the glob you’ve become, with your own foot in your own shoes, push you into this shower drain over here, and assume your place in the race, and in the world as a whole. I’m the new you. You’re just a wad of discarded cyclist cum. Bye, loser!

*SPLLLOOORCH*