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!HOT FATHERS IN YOUR AREA!
Art by me
(sorry dadbert looks a little extra.. off. I have no clue what went wrong with him)
when ur husband falls asleep because he fucking hates paperwork
Whoes Greg in your gemstuck au?
✨Dadbert✨
‼️HEAR ME OUT‼️
INSTEAD OF FALLING IN LOVE,
June meets a man who she learns to love in a different way. She had come from a family who seemed to ignore her or treat her as lesser, but he had treated her with respect and cared about what she had to say, found family trope if you will.
(You can’t tell me that Dadbert wouldn’t adopt a thousand year old war criminal that needed a good dad role model in their life. She loves him and he loves her, and for years they get along as father and daughter. )
June is so inspired by him. She wants to be someone’s parent, she wants to give someone that love. So she gets gregnant, but instead of the sideways tango, it’s through a sperm bank.(I’m not making Dadbert the biological dad, I’m sorry but that’s creepy no matter which way you dice it)
She asks him to take care of her child, and he happily agrees.
🍂Some Gemstuck shenanigans☔️
(PLEASE check my gemstuck lore before you say ANYTHING about Dadcrocker and June)
Gemstuck ain’t dead, I’m just tired👍👍
Inspired by https://www.tumblr.com/sheepishjune/682983317847621632/i-thought-yall-might-appreciate-this-homestuck this post from @sheepishjune, i was like, yeah that sounds fun.
Things to note -
- Feferi is both a Stepsister and Aunt to all John, Jade, Jane and Jake
- Ik the unspecified dog is probably Halley but Alpha i just thought it was funny
- The fuck is Meenah to the 4 Kids if Feferi is their Stepsister/Aunt
- So sad Grandma English's only sprite is her just dead
- Casey and Liv Tyler my beloved
- DAD AND DD IS THE BEST SHIP EVER YOU COWARDS
- So much cloning, iirc the two Dads are pretty much also clones but i am not completely sure
- Sassacre, Dad Crocker and Dadbert being the only humans in this darn webcomic to be born normally
- Condesce why.
