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Viv: I’m going to become a lesbian. Amadeus: Don’t be silly Viv, you can’t change your sexuality. Viv: Maybe YOU can’t, but I can. I’m a computer. Downloading lesbianism: 50% Amadeus: … Downloading lesbianism: 99% Amadeus: … Download complete! Viv: Well would you look at that, huh? I’m a lesbian now. Amadeus: … Viv: Bye Amadeus: …