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Danganronpa actor au as things me or my friends said part 1???

Hifumi: awww you guys are just like siblings! Taka and Junko almost killing each other for that one book that isn't in German: 

Toko: I love you but you have been addressing me as a grill not a girl you dumbass.

Makoto: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM JUST A GAY LITTLE TURTLE MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN

Sayaka: One time i serenaded my lemon pie, its was a night to remember.

wow i really like posting at 3 am huh?

Taka: The most baffling acesexual moment™ is learning that those over sexual commercials (like when they advertise a soda next to a girl in a bikini) actually DO turn people on and aren't some weird pointless trope Murkro: T H E Y W H A T?

Junko: We were talking about LGBTQ+ stuff and Mono wasn't taking anyone's shit lol Rando student: But what if we dont feel comfortable working with that life style? Mono: Find a different career

Korekiyo: sleep makes me so mad tbh do you know how much shit i could get done if this flesh prison didn't require literal hours of laying there in a state of unconsciousness Korekiyo: that being said if you deprive me of my sleep i will Cry™

Leon: Lets be real here we all had a gay panic when Taka took off their shirt, dont deny it.

Mondo: Taka has to be really small but they are allowed to commit whatever crime they want. Gods duality. 

Junko: ‘What time is it you ask me?’ I pull out my 2.7 metric ton grenade sundial and immediately crush both of your feet. I announce: ‘It is cloudy.’

Me at almost any taka ship:🥺❤❤❤❤🥺💕💖💖💖💖💖💖💕💕💕💕💕💕🥺🥺🥺🥺

Hi!!! So I will be writing some headcanons/oneshots for most ships in danganronpa!!

Rules: I will not be doing any ships with Hagakure; im sorry but I headcanon him as ace aro and that stays. I can write platonic relations tho!

No smut. Im a minor so none.

I might write your ship as more platonic based! Im sorry but some people I think would be better as friends, or i just kinda blank on any romantic stuff lol

I will not be doing: Clestia/hifumi, Anyone/ryoma or anything Im uncomfy with.

Danganronpa V3 pronouns and sexuality for Danganronpa actor au.

Kokichi: genderfluid. Mainly She/her and He/him pronouns. demiromantic ace.

Shuichi: He/they. Biromantic.

Miu: She/her pansexual

Kiibo: Demiromantic and Demisexual bi. He/they.

Rantaro: It/they pronouns and pansexual.

Himiko: She/her and biromantic ace.

Tenko: She/her and Lesbian.

Angie: She/them and Bisexual.

Korekiyo: Aro ace and It/purr pronouns. 

Ryoma: He/him, straight and ace.

Kirumi: Ace, demiromantic bi.

Keade: She/her questioning.

Gonta: He/him straight.

Kaito: He/him bi leaning towards girls.

Maki: She/her straight

Tsumugi: They/them aro.

Wow actually posting at a reasonable time? In this economy? I think not.

Miu: MOOOOOOOOM KOREKIYOS COMMITING TAX FRAUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maki: Dead on a friday night? Pathetic. 

Mono: Tomorrows Halloween!!! So make sure to either dress up as something scary or funny!!!! Everyone but Mondo: Dresses up as Mondobutter. Mondo dressed as a ghost: Wtf guys.

Taka: You were supposed to bring in your part of V3s script today. Junko and Leon: We did! Taka: this is just D2 and Thh scripts with your name in crayon at the top.

Sayaka: Respect the trans or Ill throw hands <3

Taka: Anyone over 5’6” doesn’t deserve happiness. Byakuya: I’m sorry, what was that? I couldn’t hear you from all the way up here. Do you need a ladder? I can get you a ladder. Taka: Fuck you.

Twogami: I hope you have an explanation for this. Hiyoko: We have three, actually. Mikan: Please, pick your favorite

Don't post for one day, get extreme anxiety because of it. So now back to my shitposts

Taka: Welcome to Takas defense class. If someone is being a little bitch; break their nose. That's the end of Takas defense class.

Taka: We watched the Lion king and everyone keeps on picking me up and doing that lion king thing.

Kokichi: Im ace as (no) fuck.

Kirigiri: What were you doing?! Taka: What did it look like, huh? Trying to get hit by a train!

Leon: don't correct me! Byakuya: Don't be wrong.

Judge: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Celestia: No. Judge: [covers mic] Uh, what do I do now?

Taka: if it’s a concussion, you have to keep them conscious, okay? Ask them questions.  Aoi: [to Leon] What’s seven times seven? Taka: Stuff they know Hina!

(spoilers) (Kinda) Cute things that happened while Filming.

While they were filming Kokichis death, she had fallen asleep on the press, so Kaito had to carry them to the couch cause he didn't want to wake them up.

Kokichi and Himiko nap everywhere. Cant find them on set? Asleep.

Gonta is the best thing to fall asleep with. Hes like a teddy bear.

Yellow (kokichis cat) steals his scarf and sleeps in it while Mai (Ryomas cat) Sleeps in his hat.

Kirumi is the sets mom figure.

Tenko and Kokichi are pretty good friends.

Maki and Kokichi were in the same orphanage, and have a sibling like relationship. 

ha i made this at 11:37 pm but posted it later

Leon: Im a proud owner of 3 and a half braincells! Celestia: Not for long. Leon: Please its all i have :,(

Gonta: dirt! Maki: mmmmm tasty Gonta: the D in Dirt stands for do not eat. Maki: The i r t stands for its really tasty.

Toko: For some reason; you wake up with godlike powers; whats the first thing you do? Sayaka: Get rid of carbon. Toko: ???? The thing that keeps everyone alive??? Sayaka: Thats the bitch.

Celestia: God nerfed me by making me allergic to sunlight and garlic. Hagakure: So???? A Vampire???? Celestia: I am not a vampire because i have blood. Hagakure: Is it your blood??? Celestia: It is blood yes.

Sayaka: you haven't truly lived until you spin a necklace around at the highest velocities known to man, praying to whatever gods exist that it doesn't break off and fly at someone's face. truly an experience, would recommend :)

i now have a actual schedule!!! Yay!!!

Taka: Killing everyone on the among us game they were streaming. Celestia: 

Fuyuhiko: I swing both ways ;) Fuyuhiko: With a bat. violently. 

Kaito: My jacket has been disappearing lately :( Kokichi half asleep on his jacket: Spooky.

Sayaka: The floor is lava! Sakura: [Helps Aoi onto the counter] Peko: [Kicks Fuyuhiko off the sofa] Sayaka: As you can see, there are two types of lovers

Leon: Fuck you; ..unvirgins your olive oil.. Leon: WAIT NO. Chihiro: DID YOU JUST FUCK  MY OLIVE OIL????!?!?!?!?

Mondo: Why is my underwear in the freezer? Chihiro: You were drunk and said “this is gonna confuse me so much tomorrow” Mondo: That explains so much.

Kokichi: Do guys like me?? The class: We’ve been friends for 2 years.

Kirumi: and what do you say when your anxiety gets bad? Kiibo: my anxiety may be chronic, but my ass is iconic. Kirumi: no.

(not my au, au by @himiko-yumehellno i made alot of incorrect quotes on my art account @aaaaaagayghost but i didn't know where to put it so its here ig) Kiibo: I know your the Ultimate assassin Kokichi. Kokichi: Act dumb! Kokichi: Whos Kokichi? Kokichi: NOT THAT DUMB

Tenko: So you're taking Kokichi on a date, huh? Kiibo: yep. Tenko: Hurt her and I will staple dead birds to your car.

Taka: I'm gonna go scream into the abyss, maybe bake some cookies; who wants to join?

Murkro: There's not enough coffee in the world to compensate for the hell I am being put through

Peko: anyone who says uwu or owo is under arrest for crimes against humanity Angie: cwimes against huwanmanity Peko: i will break your fingers Angie: dis mowortal vessel is owonly a shell of the howwors within

Angie: If you’re fortunate enough your internal organs will spend their entire lifespan in darkness Maki: Not if I swallow this glow stick!

Hiyoko: ‘I was sad i wasnt born in the era of-’ bitch, do it! If you like love letters; write them! If you like poodle skirts, wear them! society is imploding as we watch in abject horror! do whatever the fuck you want! Peko: Time to buy a guillotine. 

Tenko: Good reasons to get stronger!                   1. Lift girlfriend!                 2. Lift Wife! (someday. i hope!)                 3. Protect women!                 4. Intimidate men. Interviewer: See, this is healthy Masculinity! Tenko: No this is me being a Lesbian. 

Aoi: ..slaps thighs.. These bad boys can hold 20 kittens!

Himiko: Thinking about that time a man said to me ‘ If youre a lesbian, men wont want to date you.” Himiko: LIKE I SURE FUCKING HOPE SO DUDE??????

I finally put Izuru into one of the incorrect quotes.

Kirumi: you need to practice kindness towards yourself. Kokichi to themself: Yeah you dumb bitch!!! Be nicer!!!

Kirumi: And what do we say when we feel like this Izuru: cry.

Kokichi: concept: you wrap your whole body around mine and lay your head on my chest and we sleep in for 52 hours

Tsumugi: If anyone says a curse word now, they will die <3!!!! Angie: heck. Tsumugi: Youre on thin fucking ice. Tsumugi: oh no.

Sayaka: My only regret is the time I wasted on heterosexuality.

Taka: Being 5’1 is so hard. Mondo: Damn, that’s so true! I remember 3rd grade, I couldn’t reach anything.

Danganronpa Actor au as things my party has said at DND

Junko: Fuck you. (Throws the shitty drink in the over powered characters face)

Taka: DO NOT GO NEAR THE VERY OBVIOUS TRAP!!!!  Junko: FUCK YOU! (ends up needing help out of the trap)

Murkuro: Stop flirting with the bartender. Sayaka who was asking if they had seen Voltron: I WAS NOT. 

Kirumi: We are the ones who saved your village, with the help of my wonderful friends! Kirumi: Oh and this bitch that got us kicked out of a bar.

Hifumi: I want to see my little boy, i want to see my little boy!  Tsumugi holding a huge ass wolf: Here he comes!

Gundham as the DM: So you see this towering dragon- Taka (A bard): IM GOING TO ADOPT IT!!! Gundham: No you cant suduce-  Wait adopt??? Taka: Yeah I have big mom energy not big thot energy :/

Pass the happy! 🌻 When you receive this, list 5 things that make you happy and send this to the to 10 of the last people in your notifications. :D

Five things that make me happy!

1. Kokichi getting the love they deserve. Platonic or Romantic, i dont care; just get the kid some hugs!!!!

2. Kiyotaka Ishimaru. 

3. Writing the actor au storyline/ incorrect quotes! I know people dont like reading the one shots, so i mainly stick to incorrect quotes :D

4. Every. Single. One. Of. You. /p

5. Dancing! I cant dance in front of a lot of people, but i do enjoy dancing :)

I like your funny numbers magic man

..slams down the result of my mental break down aka looking for incorrect quotes.. How you like it?

Kirigiri:  Murkuro ✨ ikusaba 😼 The 👍 Sixteenth 6️⃣ Student 👺 Lying 🌚 hidden 😾 somewhere 💀 In 👄 this 🦄 school 🏫 The 😵 One 1️⃣ they 😮 call 💁‍♀️ ultimate 😌 despair 🔲 watch 👀 out 👶 for 😎 her 👏 Murkuro: GODDAMNIT LET ME LIVE!!!!

Kirumi: If you dont finish your homework, youll end up at McDonalds.  Kokichi: Were going to McDonalds if i dont do my work! ✨✨✨ Kirumi: N O.

Keade, into google: goblin bite leg what do. google: elevate and apply pressure Keade, lifting Kokichi up: apologize or else

Celestia RP: once you reach the top of the ladder, Sayaka... you can only go down. Sayaka RP, crying: side to side! Celestia RP: well- yeah i mean you could go side to side but there's- i mean there'd really be no point.

Junko: oh it's 31% stable. just like me, awesome.

Ryoma: how the fuck do people just stay motivated their entire lives? What drives you? I got out of bed once and I've been exhausted ever since!  Byakuya: you need to hate life to the point where you want to get revenge on existence itself.

Here ya go!!!! My last bits of serotonin !!!! For you!

Taka RP: Hey Leon! Leon RP: ..Stabs him.. Taka: HEY WHAT THE F U C K.

Kokichi wearing a shirt that says: I died in a killing game and all i got was this shirt and another killing game.

Tenko: Some people just needs a high five. On their face. With a chair.

Kyoko: .. Punches Hiro in the face.. Yasuhiro: WHAT THE F U C K was that for?!?!?!! Kyoko: Cain instinct. 

Byakuya's father: Well well well if it isn't the consequences of my own actions.

Mukuro: Shout-out to the clerk at the store who looked at the cookbook I was buying, looked at the book on poison I was also buying, paused, and asked if I had big weekend plans.

Leon: Sorry for spacing out, there's a lot of thoughts in my mind. Celestia: Thoughts? In your mind? Unrealistic. Leon: Leon: I will break into your house and repaint all your furniture & walls slightly different shades every week until you lose your mind. 

Junko: my brain, or as i like to call it, the suffer contraption.

I put this clusterfuck together in five minutes because i remembered i have to post daily

Taka: Are you really friends if you haven't dated/married each other in DND? Leon: ..nodding.. 

Leon RP: so are we flirting right now? Taka RP: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU Leon RP: that doesn’t answer my question

..Byakuya in highschool.. Toko: You sure have been giving Taka a lot of attention lately Byakuya: He injured his wrist Toko: Well, I got stabbed in the leg Byakuya: Then go to the hospital

Sayaka: hey Taka, don’t know if you noticed but i slipped a little note into your lunch to say how much i (platonically) love you. Taka: thanks Sayaka, that’s really sweet but- Taka, holding up a ten page letter: this is not a little note

Mondo: 👀 Toko: 👀 Sayaka: 👀 Leon: 👀 Byakuya, not even looking up: Stop.

Leon: if Sayaka and I were drowning, who would you save? Taka: you two can't swim? Sayaka: it's a hypothetical question Taka! who would you save? Taka: my time and effort

Taka: Mondo annoyed me today so I told him that I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow. Taka: There is nothing special about tomorrow. Taka: But there is something special about watching the colour leave his face as the panic takes over

Am I designing a mastermind Kiyotaka? Perhaps. Is it going to go on this blog? Perhaps? Will it be posted sooner on my other blog? @aaaaaagayghost  

PERHAPS.

(Ps, get ready for mastermind designs and actor au quotes, there is going to be  A LOT of them.)

Give me 6 characters and I’ll tell you who i would:

Push off a cliff

Kiss

Marry

Set on Fire

Wrap a Blanket around

Be Roommates with