Danny Weinkauf Is EVIL Now ??? - Tumblr Posts

I love DIGGING in the DIRT

with JUST a PICK and BRUSH

Finding FOSSILS is my AIM

So I’m *never* in a rush

Cause the treasures that I SEEK

Are rare and ancient things

Like Velociraptor’s Jaw

Or Archaeopteryx’s Wings

Now aaaaaaaaall the kiiiiiids

Who wannaaaaaa seeeee em

Are liiiiiiining uuuuuup

At OUR muuuuuuuseeeeeum

I AM A PAAAAAALEONTOOOOOOOOLOGIST

That’s who I *am* that’s who I *am* that’s who IIIIIII AAAAAM-