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1 year ago

@crawlingpossum told me this was the funniest shit on gods green earth so im posting it
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2 years ago
Casually doing a quest for the volkihar in skyrim. Get sent to the wreck of the winter war, a ship filled with bandits. I'm supposed to kill a master vampire that's joined them.
Find the vampire somehow sleeping on the same bedroll as the bandit chef.
Me: ah probably a minor glitch
My brain: Omg they're lovers!
Me: wait what?
My brain: gasp they were shipmates!
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